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fortheloveofgrealish

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Jack Jack Jack…what have you done to me…the only football I was interested in last year was playing in my local ladies rec team…today I am sat here watching Transfer Talk on Sky Sports News🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Is this the new normal? Will the ick ever come? Will I be divorced by Christmas??🤣🤣
 
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cbfit

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probs to let the whole of alberts schloss know that they’re #WAGS
crying at this because it would have been full of stoic northerners with no airs or graces who couldn't give a flying fuck if they're WAGS or not :ROFLMAO:

i don't have a season ticket but have access to a fair few (whole family are blues) so i'm either going to steal theirs to go and watch the games or get my own - i'm a cityzens matchday member so can get them easily! i wanna go the chelsea match 100% - for obvious reasons 👀
 
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Geexoxo

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Do it I bet them tickets are gonna fly like hot cakes. With what's going on.
That’s it I’m sold I’ll get it sorted today! Not doing this for me I’m doing it for my dad and all you lovely ladies so I can provide you with Jack content xoxo I know I’m so selfless 👼🏻😇
 
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fortheloveofgrealish

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We can teach him jade I'm up for it 😉😉.

Also there is another person saying they had a fling and I know you can't always take people word for things like this but there have way to many people saying they have had sex with him for it to be a lie.
See this just makes me ever hopeful that my time will come….oh hang on a minute he probably isn’t going to want to fuck someone who is old enough to be his mum🤣🤣 unless he has a Rooney fetish🥴🤣🤣
 
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jade1818

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People are being so nasty saying that their dead to him why does football always turn men in to such twats
 
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kimberlyc

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I think there’s a clear divide on this thread of people who actually know about football and people that don’t.
 
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Timefortea93

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Have some photos because of bored of hearing about the transfer 😂😂
We need more pictures of him I'm getting withdrawals.

However because these pictures haven't been put up yet.
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Tattle was supposed to be my thirsting after too young for me footballers safe space. Urgh. My Name is Scarry and I've been a jackaholic for far too many years. Also A Lifelong Villa Supporter and Holte end Season Ticket Holder. I used a GIF of Jack to announce I was having my baby and if he leaves us I will cry in to an effigy of Quadzilla himself. Nice to meet all you and escape from the family bloggers drama
Welcome to the cult your never aloud to leave. 🤣🤣
 
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Ceejay23

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Long time Tattle lurker here.
Today is my first confession that I, at 36 years old, am completely obsessed with Jack's thighs.

Oh my GOD, that feels so good to finally get that off my chest
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US 🤣
 
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VC10

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Whew, its getting hot in here! 😀😀

Those eyes.
That arse.
Those huge powerful legs.
That lovely bulge 😎😀😛


We worship at the Church of Jack
 
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Shoequeen91

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he’s a big drinker from what i’ve heard…wonder if he has to use viagra 🤣

lol everyone trying to figure out what position he likes best and i’m concerned he can’t even get it up
I. AM. HOWLING. 🤣

Or a two pump chump. 😩😭
 
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