Tensing hell
I’m only about 70% sure I remember who it was, and I only post things I’m 100% sure about on here. Like the fact that he wore a lemon yellow tracksuit outside his apartmentCan’t believe I am still entertaining that it is real, but why don’t you say who you think originally posted it… so they can have a thorough look?
It’s just oversaturation.I think I'm broken, I feel nothing.
The yellow tracksuit debacle has killed me off.
It’s just oversaturation.
Speaking of which, have you had any deliveries yet?
You have far more self control than me. I seriously think you need to lock yourself in the bathroom under the guise of a bath and just have at itYes, one arrived on Monday.
The other only came today but RLF has been home all weekI'm not happy.
Send him out somewhere. Maybe back in time a few months to Manchester to look for a sex god in a yellow tracksuit.Yes, one arrived on Monday.
The other only came today but RLF has been home all weekI'm not happy.
I feel you broYes, one arrived on Monday.
The other only came today but RLF has been home all weekI'm not happy.
I tried that yesterday but couldn't relaxYou have far more self control than me. I seriously think you need to lock yourself in the bathroom under the guise of a bath and just have at it
Mate, please don't get yourself arrestedI genuinely considered taking myself off to a dark car park wearing baggy shorts to get a bit of alone time with mine, in a strictly non dogging sort of way. Sometimes do ‘danger wanks’ in the bedroom when he’s on work calls lol
Dogging with Tracy's dog
You’d all know it was me as well. The bathroom wank is anxiety inducing lolI tried that yesterday but couldn't relax
Mate, please don't get yourself arrestedImagine the headlines.
Jaby and Ruck don't need to be finding mummy collapsed on the bathroom floor, naked with a head injuryI can’t bring myself to try it in the shower, I think it could be disastrous.
I want to wring the sweat out of them and drink it. Or something else.Those shorts are working hard this holiday aren't they?
I'm happy to suck the sweat out of them while he is still wearing them.I want to wring the sweat out of them and drink it. Or something else.
What would be the word for vabbing, but with someone else’s sweat?
Sorry.
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