On a slightly related note obvs I was a rabid teenager but guarded my big sinful secret (wanking) with my life bc ~shame~ anyway one day on MSN my best mate sent like a link or something I can’t remember, and from memory it must’ve been something vvvvv exciting bc when I clicked on it it said I had to do a masturbation survey in order to see the webpage or something lol. So I completed it and it asked all about how often I do it etc, ANYWAY once it was done it came up with something like *thank you! Your answers have been emailed to <mate’s name>* and I legit nearly vomited the panic was REAL.
Funnily enough I just got a scam text telling me I've got COVID.Can’t believe @cobette ’s at work. Can you not go home sick?
Best go home just in case and make sure your vag hasn't been affected.Funnily enough I just got a scam text telling me I've got COVID.
And bleeping New Rules has just come on the studio work radio. I'm being taunted.
This will be everyone's cleets tomorrow morning:Have you not been wanking this whole time?
I can’t get used to your new profile pic.lol anyone got the mental capacity to attempt a thread suggestion?!
TITLE SUGGESTIONlol anyone got the mental capacity to attempt a thread suggestion?!
I keep seeing thisI can’t get used to your new profile pic.
I mean, I obviously will as it’s only just been changed. Ignore me.
Everything and nothing makes sense right now.Jack Grealish #57 thirst trap photos are reaching new feats, but please bae have mercy on our cleets
Does feat make sense here? I think it does but welcome your thoughts
It’s a ~limited spicy edition~ dw, I can’t resist cutesy bae for long can’t believe I’ve not had a nip zoom as my PP yet but that’s too tacky even for meI can’t get used to your new profile pic.
I mean, I obviously will as it’s only just been changed. Ignore me.
No I'm just imagining this being used as my wank towelwill this hideous shirt help us?
No, I think I love itwill this hideous shirt help us?
No I love it.will this hideous shirt help us?