What if it was both combined?! The bleeping shame.
“My mother vibrated herself to death at the Etihad.”
Jack Grealish #56 - blessed us with a pixilated image of his wick. As suspected, it’s thick, thick, THICK.
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“My mother vibrated herself to death at the Etihad.”
I am now once again having to hide my telephone whilst on the train because there are impressionable youths behind me
If they are girls they'll thank you, if they are lads their future girlfriends will thank you.
You will genuinely need a towel. And a lot of free time.
Sorry but this is what he’s done, it’s not our fault.
He's loving this.
We thought we had the upper hand chatting about Ronan and now look at us. He's smug af, we've played right into his hands.
We thought we had the upper hand chatting about Ronan and now look at us. He's smug af, we've played right into his hands.
40 quid for a womaniser?!!! I need to sign up to their emails or something
It's almost as if he thought "nah y'know what, the girls have had a tough week, they deserve to bash one out"
Either that or he's trying to kill us off what with the pants vid and now this.
Either that or he's trying to kill us off what with the pants vid and now this.
According to the order email I had £20 off, was £60 full price. They do seem crazy expensive now, I've just checked and the same one is now £99. This was Feb 2020, its like I knew lockdown was coming.
I think I do actually have a 20% off code at home somewhere if anyone wants it.
*adds to basket*
He blatantly had the photos done on the 1st day too and has been biding his time. Saturday’s perfect Bae, just could have done with being after tea 
Enjoy yourself kids! I'll be thinking of you thirsty things whilst I'm slaving away at work.
Have you not been wanking this whole time?Enjoy yourself kids! I'll be thinking of you thirsty things whilst I'm slaving away at work.
Perhaps he didn't think of the time zones at the time of posting? Too eager to show up and show offHe blatantly had the photos done on the 1st day too and has been biding his time. Saturday’s perfect Bae, just could have done with being after tea
god even the reviews are making me horny what is happening today
Bet the bastard bought shares in LH and Amazon just before releasing these photos.
On a slightly related note obvs I was a rabid teenager but guarded my big sinful secret (wanking) with my life bc ~shame~ anyway one day on MSN my best mate sent like a link or something I can’t remember, and from memory it must’ve been something vvvvv exciting bc when I clicked on it it said I had to do a masturbation survey in order to see the webpage or something lol. So I completed it and it asked all about how often I do it etc, ANYWAY once it was done it came up with something like *thank you! Your answers have been emailed to <mate’s name>* and I legit nearly vomited the panic was REAL.
I am HOWLING
I can just imagine the feeling of my stomach falling out my arse at this
this is nightmare fuel
Why was the internet so lawless back then lol it was just constant tit yourself level jeopardy. If it wasn’t a jump scare from an innocent video of cows in a field, or some sort of ‘I will send ur porn search history to your great aunt’ con like this, it was a ‘send this to 17282 of your family and friends and everyone you’ve ever made eye contact with in Tesco or the ghost of a dead Victorian clown child will eat you’ round Robin.
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