Jack Grealish #56 - blessed us with a pixilated image of his wick. As suspected, it’s thick, thick, THICK.

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cornflower

mimimithis said:
If we wouldn't get censored by the mods, I'd propose this as a new title for the lols
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would it trigger a short man complex? Does he seemingly not have such a complex because the BD outweighs it? (I don’t consider him short personally tho love u bae)

part of me still believes he slipped the face a tenner to say he’s taller than he looks, dictating the interview in the style of ‘Brent mused’ although the guy who wrote the article was as balls deep in love with him as we are so he probs saw him as 6’4”
 
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Violetroselily

I am being mean about his bum chin because I only want to see his actual bum, and his back dimples
 
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mimimithis

I wouldn't want him to think he's short in any kind of way. Bae definitely isn't. But the quote amuses me every single time.

That interviewer had such a hard-on for Jack, it's amazing that he didn't literally sing his praises, angel choir and all. 6'4'', though? On a soap box, perhaps.
 
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ruby1080

He’s over 6’4” if you add his dick on to his actual height though. Isn’t that what all men do?
 
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jumpmoon

Violetroselily said:
Yes. No one likes a bum chin.
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You know what they say… dimple in chin, devil within

I know this because I have a slight bum chin (nowhere near Johnny Bravo levels) along with cheek dimples u can poke ur fingers in 🫣
*runs off to check if Ronan Keating has a bum chin*

edit: for your bum chin slander you will now have to look at this picture that search yielded as I don’t want to look at it alone

 
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rasperryripple

Violetroselily said:
Looks like the Vegas man is about to grab hold of it (probably couldn't help himself)

I bet the mate loves having this in the public domain, everyone can see he is packing
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Why is he stood there in his pants, shirt and bag? It’s like he forgot to put his shorts on
 
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cornflower

Wonder whose is the biggest when erect. I’m still 75% convinced bae’s just a shower. It’s a shame there’s no way for him to prove us wrong.

Are there any fics that depict bae getting cockslapped across the face? Just curious.
 
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Violetroselily

cornflower said:
Wonder whose is the biggest when erect. I’m still 75% convinced bae’s just a shower. It’s a shame there’s no way for him to prove us wrong.

Are there any fics that depict bae getting cockslapped across the face? Just curious.
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If you want to investigate this I'd suggest you read the bae/JT and bae/Hendo fics out there. If anyones going to cockslap him it would be one of those two.
 
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ruby1080

cornflower said:
Wonder whose is the biggest when erect. I’m still 75% convinced bae’s just a shower. It’s a shame there’s no way for him to prove us wrong.

Are there any fics that depict bae getting cockslapped across the face? Just curious.
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There will be now.
 
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cornflower

Violetroselily said:
If you want to investigate this I'd suggest you read the bae/JT and bae/Hendo fics out there. If antibes going to cockslap him it would be one of those two.
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#antibes

There’s a Hendo one that’s been on my list for the longest time. Think @cobette will kill me if I read it/any fic before sun city tho
 
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Violetroselily

I just changed it and you've already quoted it and made it a hash tag

#antibes

I think he'd like getting cockslapped tbh

cornflower said:
#antibes

There’s a Hendo one that’s been on my list for the longest time. Think @cobette will kill me if I read it/any fic before sun city tho
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Tbf the latest chapter of Sun City is utter filth, you will love it
 
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