I'm howling, because before I came clean all of these things crossed my mind. I went to a Steps concert in secret once, I'd probably have been more embarrassed to have died at that, than I would at the Etihad.I really want to go to a match but would have to spin a web of lies to get there and have this fear at the back of my mind that there’d be a terrorist attack or I’d die of some unidentified Bae-induced “medical emergency” and my family would try to unravel it all and be like “why was she at a City match though? Was someone making her do it?”
What if you went to the derby? No-one would have to know it was in the home end.