I'm dying at these.
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They've been reading too many fics.
tbf I only want a bit of girth, don’t need it to be ridiculous. I’ve never had a proper donkey dick, can’t imagine how sore you must be afterwards. And any length over 5.75 is a bonus. I think his might be perfect.
Time for the second Samantha Jones reference of the day?
Time for the second Samantha Jones reference of the day?
TT can’t even buy a chocolate bar now 
He’s stuck in a “fancy hotel” which will only sell him “fancy tit”. Poor broski.
He’s stuck in a “fancy hotel” which will only sell him “fancy tit”. Poor broski.
He’s a miserable sod, isn’t he?TT can’t even buy a chocolate bar now
I'm starting to feel an affinity with DJ TT, I'm a moany witch too.
Keep me away from him eh?!
Keep me away from him eh?!
Also realising I am the TT of my group, I report every minor gripe and moan of my day to the group chat like it's the end of the world
I'm calling in Judi James Body Language Expert to analyse every video we get of Abe now. She must need a gig post BB.
I'm sure she'd get a real kick out of it
Just how many sheets to the wind is he? Is he on flange? Does he even know his own name anymore? Does Sash really want his guts for garters or is she charmed by the fact he's tunelessly growling along to Lil Wayne in his pants?
Judi ansa.
I'm sure she'd get a real kick out of it
Just how many sheets to the wind is he? Is he on flange? Does he even know his own name anymore? Does Sash really want his guts for garters or is she charmed by the fact he's tunelessly growling along to Lil Wayne in his pants?
Judi ansa.
I’ve just had an awful job interview so I need Abe to drop his pants completely now and then post some pictures of his own. Prayer circle time 
It's never as bad as you think it wasI’ve just had an awful job interview so I need Abe to drop his pants completely now and then post some pictures of his own. Prayer circle time
What made it awful? Hope it wasn't as bad as you think. Is this a new job somewhere else, as didn't you change roles recently? Sorry I'll stop stalking you nowI’ve just had an awful job interview so I need Abe to drop his pants completely now and then post some pictures of his own. Prayer circle time
aw some of my worst ones ended in offers sometimes it’s very easy to overthink it!! Otherwise, something better suited to you will come alongI’ve just had an awful job interview so I need Abe to drop his pants completely now and then post some pictures of his own. Prayer circle time
Consider the prayer circle initiated, however. Is our Judi demonstrating the size of Bae's erect penis? Christ, we're going to need ambulances.
So my Jay Sean Spotify rabbit hole has got me listening to ~Jason Derulo~ and I had forgotten how many bangers he has. "Its too hot to sleep, I've got the shits (lol) on the floor" etc etc
I went to see him on tour once and during The Other Side he actually disappeared and then popped up at the other side of the venue. Great times.
I went to see him on tour once and during The Other Side he actually disappeared and then popped up at the other side of the venue. Great times.
this is why i randomly disappear for hours/days at a time - i need my jobHonestly guys, I think some of you need to set up tiktoks on how you’re all keeping your jobs, not swimming in work and able to keep up with the thread because I have absolute no hope and that’s with two people working underneath me too
Absolutely zero time to think about penis
i also have two people working for me and some days i can manage to get on here a few times between meetings but some days i don’t even have time for lunch let alone discuss the merits of girth vs length.
I have watched video numerous times. So many questions. What room are they in? Why are they both in their underpants. What is Sasha doing?
Why is he still
when off his chops?
Why is he still
when off his chops?I was thinking of sacking off the rest of the day because I’m in the office for the next two days, but I’m worried @Violetroselily might add that to her spreadsheet and use it against me if we fall out (JK, you have a very impressive memory Can I have the afternoon off though? You don’t know my employer do you?)
Can I have the afternoon off though? You don’t know my employer do you?)- Status