I love a roast, just without the sprouts. Extra stuffing and gravy please.
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Ah, I thought it was because there was speculation he was leaving not a bigamy situation. I get ya now.He put a ring on itWish him all the best.
Yes, he is adorable.
christ I'm glad I've never joined in with any of the other food discussions 
in future I will just continue to do the following haha (he looks so derpy when he does this, that it gives me an ick that comes full circle back to heart eyes because he looks so adorably silly)
in future I will just continue to do the following haha (he looks so derpy when he does this, that it gives me an ick that comes full circle back to heart eyes because he looks so adorably silly)
This sounds so perfect.
We love when you're join in, we're only teasing.christ I'm glad I've never joined in with any of the other food discussions
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I was legit going to use this picture to illustrate him not wanting to hear the roasts being dissed! That filthy bandage though
Is that a nip on the left!?
Great minds
I'll make you a cheese sandwich instead of the roastchrist I'm glad I've never joined in with any of the other food discussions
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or you can choose something else
Aw, but do join in. We'll make you whatever kind of food you desire. What would you prefer?christ I'm glad I've never joined in with any of the other food discussions
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I never understood the need to use the standard white bandages. They come in all kinds of colours, and they'd look less dragged through the mud than the sterile white.I was legit going to use this picture to illustrate him not wanting to hear the roasts being dissed! That filthy bandage though
I'm with @333149O on the pasta but nah feed me roast potatoes all day long and I'll be happy!Aw, but do join in. We'll make you whatever kind of food you desire. What would you prefer?
I never understood the need to use the standard white bandages. They come in all kinds of colours, and they'd look less dragged through the mud than the sterile white.
@cobette goal-scoring makes his left nip especially hard. I bet it was super tiny
(sorry. his nips are probably all big and soft right now )edit - or would it be his right nip if it's a photo? cannot compute
Is the next thread the nip poll? Or something else?
Are we actually doing the nip vote for the next thread? @cornflower are you primed with photos?
CHEESE SANDWICH I'm howling. afterwards I'll have jelly and ice cream and go throw a tantrum in the ball pitI'll make you a cheese sandwich instead of the roast
Get an açai bowl down ya…. I’m assuming you like them?This sounds so perfect.
We love when you're join in, we're only teasing.
I was legit going to use this picture to illustrate him not wanting to hear the roasts being dissed! That filthy bandage though
Is that a nip on the left!?
Great minds
Love you
The universal option for the picky eaterCHEESE SANDWICH I'm howling. afterwards I'll have jelly and ice cream and go throw a tantrum in the ball pit
Get an açai bowl down ya…. I’m assuming you like them?I did also go to type your actual name here
Love you
ily. and course! just in the middle of baking a sweet potato brownie though so I might not have room for the açai bowl(I'm not)
@cornflower I am also ambivalent on roasts 🫣 I’m not a picky eater by any stretch but will only eat them if they are cooked by my Da (a former chef lol) or my Nan (cos Irish). Maybe it’s an English thing idk you guys seem mad for them. Christmas dinners tho are a world away and are a culinary masterpiece. Love a sprout 
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I think I am put off roasts cos of all the people who tag ‘#lushroast’ pics and it’s like some anaemic looking school dinner meats with some floppy veg and some sad looking carrots. Bae’s catered Christmas dinner goes in this category sorry Abe THERE WAS NO PAPRIKA ON THR PRAWN COCKTAIL
🧌I think I am put off roasts cos of all the people who tag ‘#lushroast’ pics and it’s like some anaemic looking school dinner meats with some floppy veg and some sad looking carrots. Bae’s catered Christmas dinner goes in this category sorry Abe THERE WAS NO PAPRIKA ON THR PRAWN COCKTAIL
The wag thread will love this one (why does that read like one of those ‘this one weird tip’ dodgy sidebar ads?).
Are we just doing big vs small or we maxing out that polling opportunity with 12 different nip photos? If the former, I take it we’re just doing big nip holibelly vs teeny vegas nesh nips?
ugh I just re-read the word 'tip' above and it gave me flutters
Are we just doing big vs small or we maxing out that polling opportunity with 12 different nip photos? If the former, I take it we’re just doing big nip holibelly vs teeny vegas nesh nips?
ugh I just re-read the word 'tip' above and it gave me flutters
Maybe just big vs small? Or possibly a medium option too?
I'd appreciate medium, because the big ones were too big and too soft.
That's not my nips.
That's not my nips.
I can't deal with you. I just know that during the tattle vs JG meet 'n' greet (or meat 'n' greet, more like) you'll play innocent all night slagging him off then I'll find you in an old broom cupboard lavishing kisses upon his tiny air-conditioned shrivelled up nips.
There was a medium nips photo earlier in the thread so we could use that one unless there are better examples?
What’s the ultimate midi nip photo?
small-medium
medium-large
perfect medium? But low quality photo
small-medium
medium-large
perfect medium? But low quality photo
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