Jack Grealish #53

[madamchristmas]

flying home this eve so bae if you are in mykonos today… pls make yourself known

also ps. that goes for you too matty cash

 

[Gattle09]

PS broskis don’t move too fast as I’ve missed loads, too wasted at night to catch up. Roll on Monday when I’m back at work and can tattle full time

 

[Gizmo24]

Cheating, not cheating, no one knows. To put this in the real world, pap photos = your partners mates insta pics, yes it's a boys holiday and I don't imagine my guy would not talk to another woman while away, I chat to guys, but it would still leave me with a deep pit in my stomach. To have to see it repeatedly, eurgh. Would I be jealous and a little bit cray cray, yes. Would I leave, probably not.

 

[333149O]

Parade Jack and I would end up on a 3 day bender in my kitchen stinking with 0% phone battery for the entirety of it, unable to shag because the sesh got the better of him

 

[Violetroselily]

Wtf why is this the first thing when I open tiktok

 

[wonderstruck25]

Ah yes he did. It wasn't even that bad a pic?!

Maybe Rice Rice baby is in the dog dog doghouse

 

[futbolista]

Just adding this because it’s Rodri bday and a I am nerd that likes nerds

 

[2busyshopping34]

Haven’t been here in ages.

i know I’m the minority but I personally don’t find Sasha attractive at all, I’m a bi woman and I would put her leagues below Jack. I think she just stays for money and the fact she has a hot footballer on her arm.

he is in league of women like Margot Robbie, Beyoncé etc, I am not a fan of Sasha at all don’t understand the hype comments

come off it they’re both bootiful why u gotta put her down cos u want her man all entitled to their own opinions but brotjerrrr he pulled her when he hadn’t grown into his chin

shit sorry finger slipped dno how he got here

 

[333149O]

just tell me or I’m just going to have to assume you’re a Russian spy or Putin himself

 

[Sarararah]

Thank you to bae himself for his heartfelt comment that was so moving we have honoured it.

Baes still in Vegas!

 

[ruby1080]

hiya, what’s this little shoulder shuffle/spasm, holding onto the railing, glasses falling off moment? please see below:
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It looks like a drunken attempt at a dance move to me. What a twat.

 

[cobette]

NAHHH THAT WAS MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER (accidentally included her name in the first post)
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HOWLING!

Tell your sister that one of the people who lives in your phone says she's a legend.

 

[Shoequeen91]

How could we not have come up with a title for the thread after all the fodder we’ve been fed

Have I missed much?



I was at Harry last night, treated to this.

 

[2busyshopping34]

jaque

clean, mature bae. the type that would shake your fathers hand and have an immaculately clean bedroom. deep voice

 

[wonderstruck25]

Little bit of England Abe to make your morning brighter

 

[leapfrog]

For the love of god mr Grealish, can you just post a topless picture to help us all out. We are now talking about ice lolly porn, and how we eat a banana.
Please tell me no one eats their banana with a knife and fork

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Expect an increase in wrist/groin injuries during the World Cup.

The hotel will be a wankathon.

 

[wonderstruck25]

That’s 87 litres of champagne, given a normal bottle, make it magnum bottles and you could easily double the amount… it’s baffling. Just how many people partied with him that night?

Most importantly who is keeping tabs on it when it’s that many bottles? Do you get a refund if you only use 80 bottles?

Can you have the remainder sent to your hotel room to bathe in?

 

[leapfrog]

I can’t stop thinking about the poor security guy showing that girl his phone, he’s probably saying “you’ll never guess what, they only made me walk in with drums being played and everyone looking at us “

 

[Sarararah]

I'm not sure he'd believe the ending though.

"Fok off! Ya think I'm that stupid I'd believe a caterpillar turns into a butterfly? I knoooow they're different animals y'know "

Guess who's going to be getting a butterfly kit in own goal