Jack Grealish #53

[Violetroselily]

On the topic of calling out names during sex, I've just had an email from a man called Hubert at work.

I feel sorry for his RLW

 

[cobette]

@ everyone choosing hair and body parts when ice lolly up the vag is an option.

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It's too divisive. People wont take it seriously enough, they'll just pick their fave lolly and not think about the benefits each one could bring. For example, I hate popping candy lollies but I appreciate that they may bring something new to the table if inserted inside of me.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Got pencil written all over it

 

[wonderstruck25]

I think that might be the best way to spot him actually.

Grealo

 

[333149O]

feeling very mental breakdownish lately and at a loose end and whether it’s an unhealthy coping mechanism or not (it is lmao) coming on here makes me laugh my tits off so thank you gals n guys. (I’ll never be this nice again so drink this in like a Jagerbombeesh).

love yas x

 

[wonderstruck25]

I just feel like this thread every other week goes in the same circle of all the same hypotheticals that we will never know the answer to?

It’s the ultimate why was the bloody straw so long? We will never know…

 

[2busyshopping34]

thougjt i saw scott carson but itwas just awbhite man

 

[Violetroselily]

the muller corner ones with the chocolate cornflakes and banana yoghurt are my FAVE u are missing out bab x

would quite happily pour one over myself and let the city squad take turns licking it off

Top tier yoghurt. Have spent my while life looking for banana yoghurt in other forms
and this is one of the few on the market right now

https://groceries.morrisons.com/products/longley-farm-banana-yogurt-122011011?gclid=CjwKCAjw-8qVBhANEiwAfjXLrl-tpf7OuoX4LwxtwwibP_hEPRIgp5iWd9SDBKhMOJvhDjmYgeDiERoCKooQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

Boring cunt tax

Everyone reading this post right now like

 

[ruby1080]

Why’s his pal doing round and round the garden on his hand…

Trying to get Abe off to sleep. Looks like it’s worked too.

I always remember a solid bit of advice from Paris Hilton’s ‘Confessions of an Heiress’ (her autobiographical masterwork) is that a trip to Vegas is for no more than three days and three days only - lad did an extra night, that’s where he went wrong

I did a week. Maybe that’s where my life went wrong. Should’ve taken advice from Paris instead.

 

[ruby1080]

Still thinking about when Grealish_Rebecca said no comment about the nudes. She’s got them hasn’t she.

Unless there are absolutely none in existence, she’s got them. If any particular photo of Jack exists, I’m sure she’s got it. I bet she’s been in his mum and dad’s living room in the middle of the night scanning his baby photos.

 

[rosierose91]

I am creasing!!!!!
FFS

of course she pegs him, they've been together 10 years

 

[futbolista]

Thinks he can pull more.

Lauren is gorgeous.

Fuccboi mentality. They don’t know how good they have it till it’s gone.

Been there. Years later when my gorgeous gorgeous ex who cheated on me came back to say I was the best thing that ever happened to him and was his biggest regret. Too bad I was already with the best thing that ever happened to me. And leaving him and cutting him off completely led me to a better life. I wish wags who get cheated on would realize this.

 

[Smca53]

she sees the one confirming she pegs Jack cos she loves him

 

[Violetroselily]

feeling very mental breakdownish lately and at a loose end and whether it’s an unhealthy coping mechanism or not (it is lmao) coming on here makes me laugh my tits off so thank you gals n guys. (I’ll never be this nice again so drink this in like a Jagerbombeesh).
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love yas x

We got you sis, this thread is medicinal

Have some bum cheeks x

 

[cobette]

I need pictures before I can make any decisions.

The Grealo ick is just too all consuming. I'd be scared Jack was going to turn into Grealo at any moment, like in The Mask.

 

[cornflower]

Pls stop shouting at me

omg sorry friend it wasn't meant as shouting!

ok:

Heart if you want body part poll
Laugh if you want hair colour poll
Wow face if you want ice lolly up vag poll

ffs of course it merged with the other post!

 

[Violetroselily]

Who did this

 

[2busyshopping34]

in an alternate world he is a plasterer who lives in work scruffs and chats up birds in the smoking area

 

[madamchristmas]

But if she's a hacker and has got everything then surely she's got EVERYTHING......not just photos, documents.....anything they've got saved and on what planet would anyone be ok with that? And if they genuinely are dense enough to not see it as an issue surely a parent or a media assistant or SOMEONE would have had a word with them?

I mean, didn't Sasha once get a train from London after forgetting she drove there?

I actually worry for them....

Also they must be moving soon as the flats being advertised still, when are the pair of doughnuts squeezing that in?

ayo grealish rebecca drop the credit card details from apple wallet pls

 

[2busyshopping34]

Q U I Z

OK SO BASICALLY!!! I have completely copied @wonderstruck25 idea of guess the kit but she’s only got one leg so she can’t complain.

numbers are on jack.

(my immaturity is shown in some pics x)
(also for some reason 15 and 16 have swapped places so don’t get confused.)

Is jack playing in Claret & blue, green or blue:

ansas will be posted when i’m back from the club xoxoxo