Jack Grealish #47 Fork, then Spoon

[cobette]

Sorry (not sorry) for the HKane chat, but why does he NEVER bring a suitcase or holdall to SGP? Every arrivals video he just has a rucksack

Does he walk around naked?

I like to travel light also. HK and I favour the capsule wardrobe. I have it on good authority too that he does laundry at nights whilst everyone else is wanking each other off having bants.

 

[ruby1080]

Sorry but I have to post the rest of the set, for completeness.

 

[Violetroselily]

Volunteering himself as coach driver and the go to for relationship advice

We love a man that can laugh at himself

 

[ruby1080]

I've run out of holes, but Reece James can join in if he wants

Grealish is wondering just how many holes you have

 

[Violetroselily]

Can we add this to the subJack collection?

 

[cobette]

he’s such a touchy feely drunk i love that

I absolutely hate it.

I'd be telling him to get the hell off me and he'd be thinking it was a joke and be getting even worse. This is why Parade Jack gives me the absolute fear.

 

[ruby1080]

This is funny

Love his little concentration face when he’s drawing

Why do I feel like Dec’s drawn that picture of Jack a thousand times already? And he uses any excuse to reach out and touch his curtains, and stare at his eyelashes. Piss off Declan.

I’d love to hear Jack’s relationship advice (as long as it involves “move in with me now”).

 

[Violetroselily]

This was VERY fun

OK, so in the name of fairness I had to look at a LOT of nips and thought I'd just include pretty much all of them, with the most underwhelming ones spoilered. Think Tammy's are my least fave.

Lineup: mix of ENG '20 and '22 squad. Omitted youngsters, those for whom 'x shirtless' retrieves zero nip on Google Images, and blokes I've never heard of.

Spoiler: Crap Nips

Gallagher: massive and flat
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Tripps: fucking tiny and really high?
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Sterling: just boring and soft
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Dec: too pink and girly
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Shaw: looks kind of fit here but the nips are crap - pink AND hard isn't for me
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Tammy: non-existent. Dealbreaker.
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can't remember who this is lol but really dislike his nips
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Sancho: this photo is so fit but nips are too big sorry
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Spoiler: Average Nips

Hendo: fucking HELL he is fit here though
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TAA: most cringe photo ever
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Double Trouble! Let's not sleep on HM's body, wow
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Mings ft. little peekaboo Coady nip (kind of into CC's snail trail here)
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Reece James: this is one of the least attractive photos I have ever seen. Nips bit small too
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Walks: sorry but how fit is he here
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Foden: nicer nips than you'd expect, but nothing groundbreaking
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Gorgeous Nips

JS5: the king of the perfectly soft, pink nip (this photo is fit as FUCK)
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Mount: credit where credit's due. V nice nips
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Chilly (and is that Madders?): holy FUCK
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DCL: lovely teeny nips
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Rashford: wow. Amazing nips.
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Top Tier Nips

Harry Kane: toffee-coloured, hard af, perfect size
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The Eternal Deity of Perfect Nips

Jack Grealish: if you've never zoomed in on his nips before, please do so now. There is NO need for how hard and perfect these are. This makes my flutter so much it almost hurts
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so we can see their beautiful caramel hue and get a slightly different angle on their erect-ness, I love how they're almost covered here
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still not convinced?
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If you still aren't sure and your name isn't @cobette then please refer to the video 'Jack Grealish's First Day at Man City'

I have never seen this man before in my life - are you sure he is a footballer?

Also this is EXCELLENT work. Tripp's tiny nips are going to haunt me.

Edit - ffs it's Tomas Soucek you lunatic

 

[AlaiaG]

^
Just for reference this has been me - drunk all the way through the Queen’s Jubilee I love me a bank holiday

Time to get back to Jack and Stones MATCH DAYYYYYYYY Let’s gooo

 

[cornflower]

This is the result of the previous hair poll, however this was back in September (plz don’t come at me for my responses lol I disagree with them too #fickle), so it’s time for a new one I think!

I think this is my fave hair of his. Maybe

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Little bit of England Jack tax because it's what we deserve.

 

[cobette]

Fuck Boy John would absolutely destroy me.

See, with Jack, I'd go into it expecting him to be a fuck boy. So I'd be a bit amused and cynical and then nicely surprised when he was a sweetheart.

But with John, I would be classic denial - yeah, sometimes he seems a bit fuck boy ish, but he's not really, is he - and I'd keep waiting for him to be nice, assuming every little fuck boy thing was out of character and sooner or later he'd be his real self.

Making excuse, after excuse for him.

All your friends hate him.

I want this to be my life.

Spoiler: Fuck Boy JS

Didn't come home when he said he would

Hungover af but you had plans

Said he was just with the lads

More stubborn than you, you always have to apologise

Keeps making shady phone calls

Late again

Didn't invite you

Gets away with it all because 1% of the time he is adorable

This is not helping @ruby1080 opinion of him in the least.

 

[ruby1080]

Thread cleanse throwback to last night. Still not over it

 

[cornflower]

Was really worried you had drowned in the bath

if drowning is my fate, I will make sure it’s me making my way back from bae on The Boat after a jolly good ravishing

 

[wonderstruck25]

Could you imagine the England team did one of those old school themed sexy calendars for charity, like in December one of them is dressed as a sexy Santa… i’d buy it, for charity of course.

I’d probs be horrified when it gets to March and Maguire is a sexy leprechaun and have to take it down that month, but JG in nothing with a pumpkin in front of his in October would be worth it

 

[Violetroselily]

Us!?

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And the rest

Only the small penises can go in the ears. So not Chilly.

Have they deliberately picked the creepiest photos they could find? Christ



Blowjob lips and nesh

 

[lozzajb]

Was it on a plate?

Good go no… I ate it the way it was intended on a silver platter…

 

[ruby1080]

‘Love bro’

When I first saw it I thought me meant love, bro. Like he was signing his name bro.

I’m assuming now he means sending love to you bro but I was baffled there for a hot sec

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Also I’ve never heard a bloke call anyone bro, broski irl…

My son called me bro last night

 

[iluvpink]

Cap Jack for your viewing pleasure

 

[Timefortea93]