Jack Grealish #30 The injuries are getting out of hand. Are they real, or is it the flange?

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I do sometimes get Rodri and Cancelo mixed up if I see only one of them, they have a lot of facial features in common.

But they have totally different vibes - Rodri has a kind of cheerful, straightforward stability whereas Cancelo has a little sadness and intensity about him.

And if you see them together the size difference makes it obvious. I cannot emphasise enough that Cancelo is nearly 6ft tall.

 

[ruby1080]

Bloody hell, looks like I’m now on the Rodri train too. What is wrong with me? I’m a Man Utd fan, I shouldn’t be doing this.

 

[StephenTJackson]

I do sometimes get Rodri and Cancelo mixed up if I see only one of them, they have a lot of facial features in common.

But they have totally different vibes - Rodri has a kind of cheerful, straightforward stability whereas Cancelo has a little sadness and intensity about him.

And if you see them together the size difference makes it obvious. I cannot emphasise enough that Cancelo is nearly 6ft tall.

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I mean, I'd get on my knees for them both to be honest. And be sandwiched between both of them.

The one on the right, if he can put his hand on my head like that and push me down to my knees. I'd be ruined.

 

[cornflower]

I do sometimes get Rodri and Cancelo mixed up if I see only one of them, they have a lot of facial features in common.

But they have totally different vibes - Rodri has a kind of cheerful, straightforward stability whereas Cancelo has a little sadness and intensity about him.

And if you see them together the size difference makes it obvious. I cannot emphasise enough that Cancelo is nearly 6ft tall.

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Those sad/intense (and possibly a bit naughtier/chavvier?) vibes are exactly what make me prefer Cancelo out of the two! also Jack was right when he said Cancelo is the best dressed out of the team, he’s got a certain *way* about him

 

[Violetroselily]

Bae really needs to do something special drop the nudes to get back to the top of the queue I think

This is slowly becoming a City thirst thread and I'm not mad about it

 

[ruby1080]

Yeah, he’s got some serious competition now and isn’t helping himself by sitting out tonight’s match.

I’d say he needs to pull his socks up, but I’ll let him off as I know they cut off his circulation due to his calf situation.

Just pull yourself together Jack and give us something to justify getting yourself back to the top of the pile.

 

[cornflower]

Bae really needs to do something special drop the nudes to get back to the top of the queue I think

This is slowly becoming a City thirst thread and I'm not mad about it

Honestly it’s like… most of the city team are 8/10s to me, some 9s and 10s as well. I think I’d have any of them tbh.

Jack is 100000/10 though - wanker

Following up on the dress sense thing, if Jack ever dressed like this I would ascend to the watery heavens:

 

[JoJoS]

Imagine Jack reading this thread and being absolutely livid at the attention the other guys are getting Let’s make him jealous till he drops a dick pic.

 

[rosierose91]

Come on, tell me this isn't a man who takes your pleasure incredibly seriously.

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Nah I’m not here for the PE teacher vibes here
Let me go back 30 seconds before I laid eyes on this picture

Imagine Jack reading this thread and being absolutely livid at the attention the other guys are getting Let’s make him jealous till he drops a dick pic.

Jack you’re old news babe x

irrelevant x

I hate myself for even saying it

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Those sad/intense (and possibly a bit naughtier/chavvier?) vibes are exactly what make me prefer Cancelo out of the two! also Jack was right when he said Cancelo is the best dressed out of the team, he’s got a certain *way* about him

I like both!

Rodri has sheer size on his side, which isn't a must-have for me (all I ask is that he's not so small he makes me feel huge!) but there is something appealing about the bulk of him combined with how he seems quite sweet and sensible. Like a gentle giant.

Whereas Cancelo has a little bit of edge. Definitely agree he dresses well.

I always thought he gave off sad vibes and then recently I found out he almost quit football at 18 after he was in a car crash in which his mother died. That breaks my heart and makes me really want to give him a big cuddle.

He's been with his fiancée for 10 years and he stood up to those burglars to protect her and their daughter. So mostly I just want their little family to be super-happy.

 

[ruby1080]

Does Rodri have a girlfriend?

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Nah I’m not here for the PE teacher vibes here

I included it for fingers but now you say PE teacher I feel weird about that....

 

[spilldatea]

i’ve said it before but i’ll say it again; i would plough through the whole man city starting squad. every single one of them would get it.

 

[rosierose91]

I feel like I need Jack when I’m ovulating

The desperate need for good ovulation rattling is real
Only jack will do when it’s ovulation week.
Fucksake.

 

[Violetroselily]

Honestly it’s like… most of the city team are 8/10s to me, some 9s and 10s as well. I think I’d have any of them tbh.

Jack is 100000/10 though - wanker

Following up on the dress sense thing, if Jack ever dressed like this I would ascend to the watery heavens:

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Here you go xox

Cutting his face out somehow ended up with his teeth disappearing and I am HOWLING

 

[StephenTJackson]

Honestly it’s like… most of the city team are 8/10s to me, some 9s and 10s as well. I think I’d have any of them tbh.

Jack is 100000/10 though - wanker

Following up on the dress sense thing, if Jack ever dressed like this I would ascend to the watery heavens:

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This is how I want my men casually dressing. If they really have to wear clothes, dress like this.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Here you go xx

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Cutting his face out somehow ended up with his teeth disappearing and I am HOWLING

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Jack's head can't stand to be made any bigger!

 

[rosierose91]

Here you go xox

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Cutting his face out somehow ended up with his teeth disappearing and I am HOWLING

Oh my god I am creasing!!
Jack please never touch your teeth... or ELSE... (see above)

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Does Rodri have a girlfriend?

Possibly not. Only did a quick Google but couldn't find anything.

 

[cornflower]

Here you go xox

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Cutting his face out somehow ended up with his teeth disappearing and I am HOWLING

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omg actually howling (internally as supposed to be doing work)

That photo of Stonesy though, possibly my fave what is it about a check shirt?!