Dead at Foden
Maybe a cheeky finger or two round the back of maccies.
You’d have to tell him to wash his hands though after holding those chips and nuggies, no one wants a salty nunny.
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Maybe a cheeky finger or two round the back of maccies.
You’d have to tell him to wash his hands though after holding those chips and nuggies, no one wants a salty nunny.
My categories:
Would pay him, make him a roast dinner afterwards and do his washing: JG
0 shots: Ruben, Pep, Rodri
1-3 shots: Cancelo (would probably confuse him with Rodri by this point)
Stones (would be under the 0 shots category if he had no tattoos)
4+ shots: Mahrez
Ake
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That other goalkeeper posted above who's not the one with the teeth
Everyone else is a No.
Would pay him, make him a roast dinner afterwards and do his washing: JG
0 shots: Ruben, Pep, Rodri
1-3 shots: Cancelo (would probably confuse him with Rodri by this point)
Stones (would be under the 0 shots category if he had no tattoos)
4+ shots: Mahrez
Ake
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That other goalkeeper posted above who's not the one with the teeth
Everyone else is a No.
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I'll have any of them tbh, except Foden and anyone below the age of 21
I'm ready and willing for everyone else at any time
I'm ready and willing for everyone else at any time
Yous are a bunch of animals!
Screaming at 'would pay him'My categories:
Would pay him, make him a roast dinner afterwards and do his washing: JG
0 shots: Ruben, Pep, Rodri
1-3 shots: Cancelo (would probably confuse him with Rodri by this point)
Stones (would be under 0 shots category if he had no tattoos)
4+ shots: Mahrez
Ake
Laporte
That other goalkeeper posted above who's not the one with the teeth
Everyone else is a No.
I’ve never seen this before and now I’m attracted to both Jesse and Bernardo.Would probably ruin everything by getting you yellow flowers
Anyone that’s putting little Phil in their lists is getting a 
from me.
That man is not a sexual being in my mind
from me.That man is not a sexual being in my mind
Am I the only person who thought 'Teaser' was the correct answer to 'what's your favourite Celebration!?'Would probably ruin everything by getting you yellow flowers
?!I also find Lingard attractive (because he makes me laugh 'the weva!!!') but the fact he's 29 but acts like he's 19 gives me the ick. (Aware this is highly hypocritical given that I still behave like I am 13)
P.S. Bae is gonna be raging when he sees the thread today. We need some physio room content stat Jack xoxo
Agree. I'd be putting myself on the sex offenders list afterwards if I went there.Anyone that’s putting little Phil in their lists is getting a
How is your leg btw? Have you been discharged yet?
it serves him bloody right.
I'm a sucker for a chavAnyone that’s putting little Phil in their lists is getting a
That man is not a sexual being in my mind
I do have standards though, hence only going for a tipsy snog with himGiggling at 'That other goalkeeper posted above who's not the one with the teeth'
omg
I love Scott Carson - he has the mature, chilled, vibes that comes with age.
Steffen is nice to look at too.
Ederson, you’re a fantastic goalie but it’s a no cos of teeth.
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As a Leeds fan I also love Scott Carson, I am mega proud of him being at City.
I don't get the Phil foden or mason mount lusting...1 Phil is like only a few years older than my son and mason just doesn't do it for me 
and mason just doesn't do it for me I can occasionally see the attraction to Mason but overall he looks just a bit too young and slight. You'd be worried about breaking him or making him cry.I don't get the Phil foden or mason mount lusting...1 Phil is like only a few years older than my son
P.s Mason stans pls don't come at me
Same re mason, he’s objectively good looking but he does nothing for me, no sex appeal and dresses horrendously (JG gets away with it because he’s JG)I don't get the Phil foden or mason mount lusting...1 Phil is like only a few years older than my son
Moving to Man City has literally stalled his career.. what’s the use in being able to say “I’ve won titles” if you haven’t actually participated in any of it .
loved him at Villa but he’s lost that little sparkle he had now in my opinion
loved him at Villa but he’s lost that little sparkle he had now in my opinion
I can't stop laughingHere you go xox
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Cutting his face out somehow ended up with his teeth disappearing and I am HOWLING
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Put his gorgeous little teeth back now!
Ok, I'll bite.
How has he not participated in any of it....? Do you think only the goal scorers deserve a medal?
If only football was a team sport eh?
i think hell get that back it hasnt necessarily stalled his career when players move to city it does generally take them a year to settle into the squad and i think thats what will happen with jack he will be like marhez rodri cancelo bernardo ect who all took a year to settle and now play amazing most of the time.... i think the thing were seeing with jack is at villa he generally played in one position and at city he cant do that and the way pep has used him this year is making him learn various roles and become more adaptable and thats always going to take time i think people especially the press dont necessarily get that especially if they dont watch city week in week out but i can probably guarantee you jack will be back with his sparkle swagger ect hes just going through a learning and adapting process
also he has contributed he gets city up the pitch and things which is what pep is asking from him
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