Speaking of glow ups
Jack Grealish #25 not having any luck in front of goal, don’t worry us tattlers have plenty of holes
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I’d shag every one of them except little Phil. He still looks like he should be smoking behind the bike sheds
A notable absence of Luke Shaw. That man has had a glow down if there ever was one.
how the duck is he only 26
YES! Shaw sticks out so much in the squad. Every time I see him I think he's the keeper Rob Green and he's 40+
Ooh I like Shaw he is in my top England 5. Looks like he could throw me around the bedroom
Take Phil out and I’ll have Jack twice instead. All you can eat.
Nooo you know I have forst dibs in John. You know thisI've had borderline ick lately, and weirdly Young Jack is bringing me back
no I bloody didn't! I meant I got rid of him and took Jack homeJohn joined us later on
Also shaw has such a good arse
shocking, i can’t decide if it is the dadbody vibe or just the hair or everything else, but defo the biggest glow down (still would shag his brains out though, but never ever Little Phil)
A nice fluffy hair can do wonders for men, just look at my Stonesy
City's media team have done some pretty cool features with their players over the years. I loved the Bernardo dog-walking one.
But then I found the Stonesy modelling one:
(Those photos with the top few buttons undone, my goodness!)
I hope we get a nice Jack feature soon.
But then I found the Stonesy modelling one:
(Those photos with the top few buttons undone, my goodness!)
I hope we get a nice Jack feature soon.
that cupid bow does things to meCity's media team have done some pretty cool features with their players over the years. I loved the Bernardo dog-walking one.
I hope we get a nice Jack feature soon.
Unpopular opinion - but John just doesn’t do it for me! 
i just can’t see past Jacks face, arse, thighs, bulge, hair, Adam’s apple …….Etc etc
i just can’t see past Jacks face, arse, thighs, bulge, hair, Adam’s apple …….Etc etc
Not sure why they can’t wear kits this tight? What’s the issue? Someone shrink them for duck sake. DO IT.
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hmmmm from what i can see in that photo he’s definitely not packing
prolly a good thing they don’t wear kits that tight otherwise a hoard of women would descend on the etihad like a crazed avalanche fuelled purely on thirst.
Me neither.Unpopular opinion - but John just doesn’t do it for me!
i just can’t see past Jacks face, arse, thighs, bulge, hair, Adam’s apple …….Etc etc
I wouldn’t even mind. Can always sit on his face & that ride definitely wouldn’t disappointhmmmm from what i can see in that photo he’s definitely not packing
prolly a good thing they don’t wear kits that tight otherwise a hoard of women would descend on the etihad like a crazed avalanche fuelled purely on thirst.
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Jesus. i want his dick in me.City's media team have done some pretty cool features with their players over the years. I loved the Bernardo dog-walking one.
But then I found the Stonesy modelling one:
(Those photos with the top few buttons undone, my goodness!)
I hope we get a nice Jack feature soon.
Same, I can see he's good looking but he's a bit too clean and prettyUnpopular opinion - but John just doesn’t do it for me!
i just can’t see past Jacks face, arse, thighs, bulge, hair, Adam’s apple …….Etc etc
That bulge..
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