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MrsM19

Chatty Member
Not me buying a BT sport subscription so I can see more Jack….
I’m a Chelsea fan! Next Saturday 25th will be interesting 😅 ⚽

what an own goal LOL
Can't wait! It will be my 1st time watching a PL match and 1st time at the bridge #epic 💙 Full of eye candy too :love:
 

candylady

Well-known member
Just seen his post.

If he was mine, I'd make him whatever he drinks, tea, chocolate etc and go and snuggle with him with a supply of his favourite biscuits and watch the rest of the game with him.

Although if it was real life I'd be crying into his lap because MY OTHER FUCKING EAR BURST LAST NIGHT and I woke up with conjunctivitis - I admit defeat I'm ill and need to rest 😫😭
How you feeling hunny x
 

Timefortea93

VIP Member
Additional recap:

- Jack pleased us all by returning the favour and get himself wet during the England training camp week
- Jack played a (peaky) blinder getting an assist and threading fab balls through against Hungary, and drank the tears of the racist bellends
- Jack made some of us lucky tattlers go weak at the knees at Wembley against Andorra
- Jack got shoved and pushed all over the pitch against Poland, poor boy
- It was Jack’s birthday and he rocked up to the Ivy in a yellow hoody and jeans to take a large bite into a chocolate cupcake and make us rage with jealousy at the cake itself
- Meanwhile Jack had to suffer a Dove-for-men-hued balloon wall rush job at home; Sasha dressed to the nines at the Ivy but Jack showing more love for Foden
- Jack got a whack in the face as Man City beat Leicester
- Jack had had a fairly sober weekend ahead of his first Champions League match on Weds
- We are all so horny for Jack we can’t function in the real world so we lose ourselves in inspired TikToks and cliffhanger fanfics
- Did I mention I was horny for Jack?

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👏👏👏 that was the shit right there.

However the sasha bit had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Everything else top notch
 

Teal Deal

VIP Member
Just seen his post.

If he was mine, I'd make him whatever he drinks, tea, chocolate etc and go and snuggle with him with a supply of his favourite biscuits and watch the rest of the game with him.

Although if it was real life I'd be crying into his lap because MY OTHER FUCKING EAR BURST LAST NIGHT and I woke up with conjunctivitis - I admit defeat I'm ill and need to rest 😫😭
Oh goodness me - you are in the wars! You are going to have to stay on the sofa now until you’re better, maybe watch a few old Villa games 😛

Wish I could swap this morning for a snuggle with Jack
 

spilldatea

VIP Member
I can feel it in my waters that he’s going to start. I’m going tonight so I hope so! If the camera pans to a woman in the crowd crying like a 13 year old at a 1D gig after Harry’s just waved to them, HELLO IT’S ME!
hold the phone, do we have another city fan?!???????