Jack Grealish #13 Bucket hat gives us the ick, get that football kit back on quick

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Casey can

cornflower said:
No splash no gash

And YES Disaronno (alternatively, Courvoisier) is the ultimate fuckboy drink
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So not only do we use the same hairspray, disaronno is my drink. It’s fate- I’m telling you!

I also wonder how he’d pronounce sauvage lol
 
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spilldatea

Casey can said:
Madders, mate??? Really???
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since when has boohooman been considered ‘drip’ nah he’s actual so vile, begging it to be the new face of the collection. embarrassed for him.

also plz, can we not post pictures of this cretin on here. even to slag him off. i actively go out of my way to never be reminded he exists.
 
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jade1818

Casey can said:
Imagine him in boots.
‘hi, do you have that sausage aftershave?’
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them explains it a what
Dunno what it means

Maybe he gets his after shave from Asda because

hey I feel you what can’t go wrong with a bit of Asda
 
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SuperNurse

I'd still have a go if it was floppy tbf. I'm easily pleased
 
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Teal Deal

SuperNurse said:
I'd still have a go if it was floppy tbf. I'm easily pleased
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Likewise, if it were Jack I’m sure I could still get him up, if not wait till the morning…Would be more than happy to have him snoozing next to me till then.

I went out for a bite to eat tonight and saw a “Jack Stack” burger on the menu (basically jackfruit) and started getting too excited for my own good . Can’t get that man off my mind! Send help…

just to add…
Would rather not socks and sliders but I’d fuck him in a bloody chicken suit he turns me on that much

He’s blatantly a Big Mac, large fries and large strawberry milkshake kinda guy…man after my own heart…

That pic of his bemused face in his Insta stories - he’s just read this thread hasn’t he
 
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jade1818

I need him out my out everything I do or music I listen to I think of him
 
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