Like she doesn't have enough to endure what with being given laurens "creations" to eat
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Still can't get over last week saying she has a liver condition and the following day posting a cocktail recipe.
The facetune lozza, sort it out. Bendy skirting and a very strange shaped arm!
I’m about to buckledown and enjoy the show!! 
Grab the popcorn and some m&m's and put them in a fish bowl. Another bowl of Wilko's pick n mix. A hot chocolate with all the cream, marshmallows and a flake. A cocktail with an ice lolly on top of the glass. An empty box of Moet. A glittery empty bottle of Echo Falls. Display on your Mum's coffee table. Slap on the make up, wear your tightest dress and highest heels. Take 1 million photos, filter them to death.I’m about to buckledown and enjoy the show!!
She’s gone very quiet, I wonder if Friday was her due date and she was expecting baby to definitely arrive on that day, after making a big song and dance about stuff happening on Friday. Unless she’s being induced or having a section she can’t know for sure what day she’s going to be born. But knowing her and her mums lack of intelligence, she probably thinks you get to your due date and, that’s it babies are just born automatically 
Wasn’t Friday the induction? She could well still be in Labour? Although I’d imagine if nothing had progressed as expected perhaps she has had intervention or even a c section? After I gave birth I felt like I’d been run over and kicked in the foof 100 times.
She could definitely still be being induced if she went in Friday. I went in Tuesday morning and had contractions straight away and still didn’t give birth for another 56 hours due to back labour and baby’s positioning on my cervix.
Wow, such a long labour! I thought they stepped in with induction much quicker to be honest.
It can definitely be quick for some people, just depends how baby reacts as it’s artificial labour! My girl is just a monkey
That’s true, I’ve read some people have different methods of induction as the first hasn’t worked. Like you say, it’s artificial so doesn’t necessarily mean everything will line up. Child birth is just wild to me, there’s so many different variables and experiences.It can definitely be quick for some people, just depends how baby reacts as it’s artificial labour! My girl is just a monkey
I am eager to see the photo announcement set up though
mots mad how different labour can be, person to person and even baby to baby!That’s true, I’ve read some people have different methods of induction as the first hasn’t worked. Like you say, it’s artificial so doesn’t necessarily mean everything will line up. Child birth is just wild to me, there’s so many different variables and experiences.
I am eager to see the photo announcement set up though
Haha me too. I’m not sure it’ll have the moet champagne and afternoon tea vibes that no my felstead’s did but it might be a budget version
My induction took 5 days at 36 weeks, so could be a few days yet
She will 100% post a photo of her in full make up with that red lipstick and that weird bit of hair over her face plus photoshopped baby surrounded by shiny helium balloons and the Moët box. But she won’t post it until the most popular time to post on Instagram because it will get her the best engagement.
And it will be an ad of some sort
Weird bit of hair over her face
so true tho, I think this on every post. What is it supposed to be? Just why? - Status