It's the Fergusons #3

How long until Als wondering eyes get the better of him, and he's off with a new woman do we think?


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Right everyone its time for a new al and jen thread! That one went by quite quick didn't it?

I thought I'd do a little catch up for anyone who is knew to the thread or to anyone who's coming here to defend al and jen. They can see what we talk about and what al and jen are really like.

So we have discussed the following on the last two threads. Brace yourself for the truth!

1. Al and jen started an affair while hannah (islas mum) was pregnant. The affair eventually turned into a relationship and when little isla was 5 weeks old, al left them and moved in with jen.

2. When he moved out, he left everything to hannah to sort out. He didn't pack any clothes himself, help with sorting the house or take any responsibility for his actions. So on top of having a new born, hannah was left to pick up the pieces of the life she had made with al. But don't worry folks, hannah is now with a lovely man and has two beautiful little boys as well as isla. She had a lucky escape from al!

3. The affair was started while al and jen were working together at a primary school. Lots of parents were disgusted by their actions and it left a sour taste in the school.

4. Al was allegedly caught blogging while he had a classroom full of kids. And was asked to leave his teaching role before he got sacked.

5. Jen wasn't als only affair, he also cheated early on in his marriage to his first wife. What a nice man!

6. Al has always played the hard done by dad when really he was never denied certain access and actually only asked for isla to stay over when she was 4. Opportunities for weekends with isla were turned down because he was "getting to know his new wife"

7. In May, al and jen made a big post about "the first and last" pictures of isla on their social media. Blaming us "trolls" for the reason to take down all the photos. Not the fact all the posts with isla were either a snipe at hannah or a praise for how wonderful jen is as a step mum. Not even a month later they started posting her again. And yet again blamed us for this. How do their minds work?

8. The dads net is almost fully in jens name so al doesn't have to give to much maintenance to hannah for isla. What a devoted dad.

9. Any time isla stayed with them, al would make isla change into the clothes he brought her and wouldn't allow her to bring anything in that came from islas mother. Not even her comforter which she needed to sleep.

10. Isla doesn't actually have a bed at jen and als. We don't know where the poor sod sleeps!

11. Islas was breastfed and any breastfeeding parent knows timing for feeds is so important. So in true al style, he would keep isla for longer so he could "prove" isla didn't need feeding from her mum. He would deliberately interfere with isla and hannahs feeding bond. Just out of spite.

12. Al and jen love nothing more than reading this thread and taking parts, popping them on their stories, and crying troll. But funnily enough, they never use any of our comments about the affair for content🤔 wonder why?

13. So because of number 12, we have a rule on these threads. Whenever adding a comment to the thread, try and include a little message about their cheating antics. Eg.

Jen (the woman who cheated with a married man) is looking her age recently!

Al ( the man who cheated on his pregnant wife) is such a childish man!

Its stops them being able to use us for sympathy content. And it boils their piss!

14. Jen went to a BLM protest. Got out the car, posed for a photo, then got back in and drove us. Really made a difference there didnt you jen

15. The poor us party continues. Lately it seems to be about teddy never having time with his siblings and the fact it really effects him. Im sure it is sad for him but surely al and jen knew this would happen when they formed their family. And seen as teddy knows no different, shouldn't he be used to it by now?

16. Teddy is having horrible nightmares. So the responsible parents al and jen are, they took a photo of their distressed child and posted it for everyone to see

17. Jen and al live in their house rent free. It is louis' dads house so they don't even have to pay any rent! Really relatable aren't they

18. Although they claim to struggle for money. Al did a story about all the jobs jen was offered and turned down to be a volunteer. You know she's such a saint like that. Apparently she's been offered jobs as a nurse, a carer, health sector jobs. Because obviously jen doesn't need any training like the rest of us. Her insta page is enough of a CV for these jobs!

19. During lockdown al decided to pop a chair outside islas house so he could do a socially distance visit. Which would have been lovely if he didn't post photos of it with hannahs car and reg in the background and show the street where she lives with shops that can be easily looked up. Should've just given out the address!

20. Jen has claimed to be the most anxious person while lockdown was happening. One day she was bleaching her shopping on the front garden. But the next she was off to France! Then the Isle of White, and then a UK break. But i suppose anxiety goes out the window when you're offered free holidays. Oh and isla wasn't taken on any of those holidays.

21. Al has claimed the reason his friends walked away from him once he met jen was due to religion. Not the fact he cheated on his pregnant wife!

22. Al got a camper van! He always wanted one apparently but sadly life took turns and it didn't end up that way. Yanno those turns like getting married and having a daughter. What a bloody inconvenience

23. Teddy has a strict bedtime of 11pm. The same as most 6 year old of course. Only when isla stays then want them in bed at 7pm and spend the whole night on insta stories talking about how hard it is getting them to sleep..

24. So al finally took to his insta story and talked about the thread. Telling his loyal sheep how it was all lies. With a carefully placed jen in the background saying "why do they talk such utter nonsense"

Jen doesnt like her disgusting behaviour to be discussed. And only likes to have smoke blown up her arse

25. Al invited us to a zoom call so he could talk about this thread. He was more than happy to get it all out in the open. However when someone commented on his anniversary photo about his affair, al was not as happy to discuss it

26. Al claimed he was forced into the marriage to his first wife, trapped by her with a pregnancy he didn't want, and was made to stay by the religious cult that is his family and friends. But in reality he was a cheating bastard and his wife was over the moon when she found out she was having her first child and nobody was forced into a pregnancy and the "cult" were just family and friends who were disgusted by his cheating behaviour

27. A hero came in the form of Sophie. A lady who challenged al in the comments of his insta posts. Al bullshitted his way through, and tried to put Sophie off but fair play to the girl she stood her ground and gave a good argument. She did not back down or let al have the last word. I can imagine how angry he was to he challenged by a strong woman, not one he could manipulate!

28. According to al and all this calling out of their behaviour by us is upsetting louis. Obviously its all our fault and not the fact al and jen made some shocking choices and share every aspect of their life online!

29. Al got his tattoo of a bear and a cub updated. Only one bear cup to represent all 3 children. And when asked about it politely, al lost his mind at the lady who commented. Who was only being curious. Clearly he got trolls on the brain..

30. It seems their engagement is very low at the moment. So in order to boost it up, the fergusons use their other accounts to big up their main one. Louis comments, jen comments, the dads net comments. Not weird at all!

I had to adjust the title slightly to fit, I hope its worked! Congratulations to @Downtoearth for the thread title. What a cracking suggestion!


Just to remind you all this thread is about the way al and jen behave, we do not bring up the miscarriages or loss they have suffered. It is sad they lost those babies and we are not people to mock that. We won't give them any more reason to make out we are the bad guys.

Enjoy!
 
Didn't jen (liar and cheat) engage in a relationship with a minor (a 17 year old) too?
 
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Right everyone its time for a new al and jen thread! That one went by quite quick didn't it?

I thought I'd do a little catch up for anyone who is knew to the thread or to anyone who's coming here to defend al and jen. They can see what we talk about and what al and jen are really like.

So we have discussed the following on the last two threads. Brace yourself for the truth!

1. Al and jen started an affair while hannah (islas mum) was pregnant. The affair eventually turned into a relationship and when little isla was 5 weeks old, al left them and moved in with jen.

2. When he moved out, he left everything to hannah to sort out. He didn't pack any clothes himself, help with sorting the house or take any responsibility for his actions. So on top of having a new born, hannah was left to pick up the pieces of the life she had made with al. But don't worry folks, hannah is now with a lovely man and has two beautiful little boys as well as isla. She had a lucky escape from al!

3. The affair was started while al and jen were working together at a primary school. Lots of parents were disgusted by their actions and it left a sour taste in the school.

4. Al was allegedly caught blogging while he had a classroom full of kids. And was asked to leave his teaching role before he got sacked.

5. Jen wasn't als only affair, he also cheated early on in his marriage to his first wife. What a nice man!

6. Al has always played the hard done by dad when really he was never denied certain access and actually only asked for isla to stay over when she was 4. Opportunities for weekends with isla were turned down because he was "getting to know his new wife"

7. In May, al and jen made a big post about "the first and last" pictures of isla on their social media. Blaming us "trolls" for the reason to take down all the photos. Not the fact all the posts with isla were either a snipe at hannah or a praise for how wonderful jen is as a step mum. Not even a month later they started posting her again. And yet again blamed us for this. How do their minds work?

8. The dads net is almost fully in jens name so al doesn't have to give to much maintenance to hannah for isla. What a devoted dad.

9. Any time isla stayed with them, al would make isla change into the clothes he brought her and wouldn't allow her to bring anything in that came from islas mother. Not even her comforter which she needed to sleep.

10. Isla doesn't actually have a bed at jen and als. We don't know where the poor sod sleeps!

11. Islas was breastfed and any breastfeeding parent knows timing for feeds is so important. So in true al style, he would keep isla for longer so he could "prove" isla didn't need feeding from her mum. He would deliberately interfere with isla and hannahs feeding bond. Just out of spite.

12. Al and jen love nothing more than reading this thread and taking parts, popping them on their stories, and crying troll. But funnily enough, they never use any of our comments about the affair for content🤔 wonder why?

13. So because of number 12, we have a rule on these threads. Whenever adding a comment to the thread, try and include a little message about their cheating antics. Eg.

Jen (the woman who cheated with a married man) is looking her age recently!

Al ( the man who cheated on his pregnant wife) is such a childish man!

Its stops them being able to use us for sympathy content. And it boils their piss!

14. Jen went to a BLM protest. Got out the car, posed for a photo, then got back in and drove us. Really made a difference there didnt you jen

15. The poor us party continues. Lately it seems to be about teddy never having time with his siblings and the fact it really effects him. Im sure it is sad for him but surely al and jen knew this would happen when they formed their family. And seen as teddy knows no different, shouldn't he be used to it by now?

16. Teddy is having horrible nightmares. So the responsible parents al and jen are, they took a photo of their distressed child and posted it for everyone to see

17. Jen and al live in their house rent free. It is louis' dads house so they don't even have to pay any rent! Really relatable aren't they

18. Although they claim to struggle for money. Al did a story about all the jobs jen was offered and turned down to be a volunteer. You know she's such a saint like that. Apparently she's been offered jobs as a nurse, a carer, health sector jobs. Because obviously jen doesn't need any training like the rest of us. Her insta page is enough of a CV for these jobs!

19. During lockdown al decided to pop a chair outside islas house so he could do a socially distance visit. Which would have been lovely if he didn't post photos of it with hannahs car and reg in the background and show the street where she lives with shops that can be easily looked up. Should've just given out the address!

20. Jen has claimed to be the most anxious person while lockdown was happening. One day she was bleaching her shopping on the front garden. But the next she was off to France! Then the Isle of White, and then a UK break. But i suppose anxiety goes out the window when you're offered free holidays. Oh and isla wasn't taken on any of those holidays.

21. Al has claimed the reason his friends walked away from him once he met jen was due to religion. Not the fact he cheated on his pregnant wife!

22. Al got a camper van! He always wanted one apparently but sadly life took turns and it didn't end up that way. Yanno those turns like getting married and having a daughter. What a bloody inconvenience

23. Teddy has a strict bedtime of 11pm. The same as most 6 year old of course. Only when isla stays then want them in bed at 7pm and spend the whole night on insta stories talking about how hard it is getting them to sleep..

24. So al finally took to his insta story and talked about the thread. Telling his loyal sheep how it was all lies. With a carefully placed jen in the background saying "why do they talk such utter nonsense"

Jen doesnt like her disgusting behaviour to be discussed. And only likes to have smoke blown up her arse

25. Al invited us to a zoom call so he could talk about this thread. He was more than happy to get it all out in the open. However when someone commented on his anniversary photo about his affair, al was not as happy to discuss it

26. Al claimed he was forced into the marriage to his first wife, trapped by her with a pregnancy he didn't want, and was made to stay by the religious cult that is his family and friends. But in reality he was a cheating bastard and his wife was over the moon when she found out she was having her first child and nobody was forced into a pregnancy and the "cult" were just family and friends who were disgusted by his cheating behaviour

27. A hero came in the form of Sophie. A lady who challenged al in the comments of his insta posts. Al bullshitted his way through, and tried to put Sophie off but fair play to the girl she stood her ground and gave a good argument. She did not back down or let al have the last word. I can imagine how angry he was to he challenged by a strong woman, not one he could manipulate!

28. According to al and all this calling out of their behaviour by us is upsetting louis. Obviously its all our fault and not the fact al and jen made some shocking choices and share every aspect of their life online!

29. Al got his tattoo of a bear and a cub updated. Only one bear cup to represent all 3 children. And when asked about it politely, al lost his mind at the lady who commented. Who was only being curious. Clearly he got trolls on the brain..

30. It seems their engagement is very low at the moment. So in order to boost it up, the fergusons use their other accounts to big up their main one. Louis comments, jen comments, the dads net comments. Not weird at all!

I had to adjust the title slightly to fit, I hope its worked! Congratulations to @Downtoearth for the thread title. What a cracking suggestion!


Just to remind you all this thread is about the way al and jen behave, we do not bring up the miscarriages or loss they have suffered. It is sad they lost those babies and we are not people to mock that. We won't give them any more reason to make out we are the bad guys.

Enjoy!
Bravo! 👏
 
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Great recap thanks.

I’d forgotten about her fling with a 17yr old. I’m somewhere between lying Al and cheating Jen’s age, but I can’t imagine ever finding someone that age attractive! I didn’t even fancy them when I was 17 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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Excellent recap. I'm having s think about the poll. I reckon it depends if they have another baby or not.
 
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What a brilliant summary @Pumpkinandrose 👏 and I feel super special 😂👍

Aren't they lovely people when you see it all written down like that 😳
Thank you very much, and well done on a great thread title!
And yes there is something about seeing it all written down that makes my skin crawl. They really are disgusting human beings
 
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What an amazingly accurate recap. Al will be seething - can’t wait for his clap backs in his insta stories
 
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“the most perfect daughter a man could wish for” - but not so perfect he wanted to spend weekends with her until she was 4, not so perfect she has her own bed at their house and not so perfect that saint Jen can stand to be in the same house with her 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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“the most perfect daughter a man could wish for” - but not so perfect he wanted to spend weekends with her until she was 4, not so perfect she has her own bed at their house and not so perfect that saint Jen can stand to be in the same house with her 🤷🏻‍♀️
Or so perfect the wee soul can't even get a picture alone without no1 child being in it.
 
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I hate to say it, but the house (that the cheaters live in) actually looks nice when they can be bothered to keep it tidy. 😂
 
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I hate to say it, but the house (that the cheaters live in) actually looks nice when they can be bothered to keep it tidy. 😂
I thought the same, it’s looks nice when the cheaters can be bothered not to live rent free in a tit tip 🤣🤣
 
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Apparently they do pay rent and they had a nursery for Isla when she was a baby 🥴
 
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The cheating husband really shouldn’t put personal messages from his ex on a public forum
 
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