It's Em #15 I'm an Struggling, please buy my Vinted gown

[littlemisschattergiggles]

Wouldn't consider that a " cruise" . Just one stop in France and back home to England....wow!.

Back in the 80s I remember people travelling from Ireland to France or UK for the day to buy cheaper booze and cigarettes... never did I hear anyone call it a cruise!!!
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Thread title suggestion: It's Em #16 Not a Podcast, Not an Influencer

I think you mean
#16 Not an Podcast, Not an Influencer
We are nothing if not consistent
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I'm going in - wish me luck........

More painful than your tooth I bet.
I'm not even tempted to give it a watch.

 

[Hanna Spanna]

When Em is talking about her cruise, you can tell Mik is so not interested. She's so fake and insincere - more so than Em I think. Both a pair of self-absorbed wannabes.
Bet Em and Chris gorged themselves on that cruise!

 

[Beverley macca]

If that cruise cost 400 pounds, you know they would have ate 401 pounds worth of food. Tight arses. 2 day all you can eat at sea. So much culture traveller Em has.

 

[Beverliara]

Hi Em …Do yourself a favour and step away from Instagram! You are so cringy and you can’t act or lip sync

 

[evoway13]

When Em is talking about her cruise, you can tell Mik is so not interested. She's so fake and insincere - more so than Em I think. Both a pair of self-absorbed wannabes.
Bet Em and Chris gorged themselves on that cruise!

Em could reel off every kind of food they offered - there are 18 restaurants on Anthem of the Seas - plus room service.... 'Anthem of the Seas dining is varied, with 18 restaurants spread over five decks. It's possible to spend a week-long cruise eating only at included eateries, but we found that for-fee restaurants were worth the splurge'.

They were only on board for around 48 hours - I'd love to know how much beige food they went through in that time

 

[HanHan.]

Currently on an actual cruise! Visited different restaurants (yes even the ones you pay extra for Em). And spent more than 2 hours at my destination! I’ve probably blogged more of my hols on my personal insta, than you have as aN “travel blogger”…

 

[Corgetta1]

Those two were the fattest people waddling around the grand canyon. So short of breath when slowly waddling!
Her travel videos are a bore. Dull. Unable to finish watching the video.

 

[evoway13]

Funny how she hasn't made a cricut video in a couple of months - showing she only mentions it when sponsored........

 

[VirtualSignal]

Are we not being treated to yet another holiday vlog today from this world renowned travel vlogger

 

[Delia Smith]

Chris looks like a bloated hippo !

 

[Crybaby Tania]

No wonder she'd rather be watching costume dramas

 

[LellsBells]

She’s literally made Bridgerton her whole personality

 

[PinkandTwinkly]

I'm really worried I'm Emma

43
No kids
Fat
Midlands born, live down South
Bleach blond
Bit of a lazy arse
Lots of holidays
Wanted to be a music journalist as a tean (I studied journalism at Uni tho so..)

 

[Sukysue]

I'm really worried I'm Emma

43
No kids
Fat
Midlands born, live down South
Bleach blond
Bit of a lazy arse
Lots of holidays
Wanted to be a music journalist as a tean (I studied journalism at Uni tho so..)

But have you got a Chris ?

 

[Vixen88]

I'm really worried I'm Emma

43
No kids
Fat
Midlands born, live down South
Bleach blond
Bit of a lazy arse
Lots of holidays
Wanted to be a music journalist as a tean (I studied journalism at Uni tho so..)

Does your hair look like a crinkle cut chip though?
Do you still live with your mother and have her ferry you to B&M?
Have you had your husband in the loft yet for your summer home decor?
Is your herb garden thriving?

 

[HanHan.]

I'm really worried I'm Emma

43
No kids
Fat
Midlands born, live down South
Bleach blond
Bit of a lazy arse
Lots of holidays
Wanted to be a music journalist as a tean (I studied journalism at Uni tho so..)

you’ve got me worried now too…
42
No kids
Fat
Bit of a lazy arse
Lots of holidays (just back from a cruise today like our Em!)
Loves to craft (but can’t afford a proper cricut)
Partial to the odd hello fresh box
WFH usually but commute in for the odd day on the train

 

[PinkandTwinkly]

But have you got a Chris ?

No. Thank goodness

Does your hair look like a crinkle cut chip though?
Do you still live with your mother and have her ferry you to B&M?

I am a classy unfrazzled blond, who doesn't own straighteners or a curling iron, which I presumably why my hair looks like hair and no shredded wheat

I don't drive tho, never learned. Another similarity. Yikes
But because of that I live in town centre and a walk to train station

 

[VirtualSignal]

I'm really worried I'm Emma

43
No kids
Fat
Midlands born, live down South
Bleach blond
Bit of a lazy arse
Lots of holidays
Wanted to be a music journalist as a tean (I studied journalism at Uni tho so..)

Do you have a Croffice?
Dusty Peleton?
Dressing up room?
‘Shirred’ tent dresses?
A frienemy who take unflattering photos of you to post on social media?
Get your partner to take a picture of you from atop a step ladder?
…and do you nurse a glass of water on a night out?

 

[Lola123]

I'm really worried I'm Emma

43
No kids
Fat
Midlands born, live down South
Bleach blond
Bit of a lazy arse
Lots of holidays
Wanted to be a music journalist as a tean (I studied journalism at Uni tho so..)

do you have tit taste in home decor?
do you haggle in charity shops?
do you give your friends cheap tit youve saved up from the Boxing Day sales which you then expect fab gifts in exchange?
do you make 6 million videos of you packing for holidays?

 

[Sukysue]

Do you have hands like shovels and a moon face ?
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And are you on the peri menopause?