You have to laugh at her clinging on to the last half inch of of the CT Lip Liner until an occasion when she could convince someone to buy her one. Instead of, like a regular grown up, buying something for yourself when you run out or need a new one.
Too tight to fork out for the lip liner and too tight in Asda to buy anything but the cheapest possible cakes.
Her understanding of the cake thing is mad. Logistically who needs a calendar of their colleagues birthdays to remember to bring them a cake in. Say there’s 15 in your office, that’s 14 cakes a year you have to plan, then on your own birthday you get to take home 14 cakes?! Maybe I’m not a greedy cow like our Em, but I do not need 14 cakes on my birthday, and I have more going on in my life than to remember 14 other birthdays of people I happen to work with but don’t necessarily like. But you know what is easy, remembering my own birthday, and buying ONE cake a year. Maybe that’s why it’s done! God, she’s a moron.