How is BW a grifter? As far as we know, sheâs with IG on her own dollar. Alice on the other hand, is a grifter.
Letâs go on a journey.
The penniless and sofa-surfing AE happens across Olivier Picasso of all people at the tender age of 23. Up until then sheâd been living on Daddyâs dime. (You know the daddy she hates now) She lives off OP for 8 years, six years in to that relationship she starts âbangingâ IG.
Yes, dear Alice-fuckwits, she had an affair while GRIFTING from a grandson of Picasso. She shacks up with IG eventually and stays with IG and Matthew Rhys, now grifting from more men.
She then bullies IG into proposing, has a tantrum and fucks that up, throwing the engagement ring into the wild.
She upsets her dad so much he refuses to come to the forced-upon Ioan wedding.
The pictures are on here somewhere and the delightful and menacing in a Chuckle brothers sort of way, Bristol-mafia brothers drag her miserable arse down the aisle.
She then grifts some more from Ioan.
During this time theyâve moved to LA.
Iâm sketchy on details because Iâm three sharp ones in. (Not really, Monday morning school run has just commenced, I now need three sharp ones!)
She goes through the agony of IVF, I wonât make fun of that, itâs serious and I have huge empathy and sympathy for them. They have E (12) and eight more rounds to have younger E (8).
Ioan now employs a maid-babysitter-cleaner for Alice and she starts up her hobby of sticking childrenâs crafting items on to second hand and scruffy designer bags. Everyone wants a bag with AE on it, donât they??
Unfortunately, this doesnât pay any bills and has since dwindled into a heap in the corner that she steps over every morning to get to her bogging pool.
He decides to leave her.
She wants the children 80/20 and twice as much money as he offered her because SHEâS WORTH IT.
Side note: sheâs not using smudged on Maybeline and sheâs definitely not worth it.
So tell me, how is BW the grifter?