Allrighty it looks like I’m doing the thread recap again.
Many thanks to @What’s your point for the title! Love it!
Here goes nothing!
At the revelation of Ioan’s new girlfriend Alice truly entered Wonderland. I meant Malice!
She began to pick over the bones of her relationship and marriage like a Vulture with the munchies!
She set her Flying Monkeys loose to attack IG and his new relationship with a vengeance, especially the very angry, very foul, very vindictive, and possibly sex starved Psycho Granny Scarf!
Psycho Scarf”with Malice’s blessing”accused IG of not having BDE and that BW should go to a sex shop to get a purple you know what to provide satisfaction. Gross Granny Scarf!
Our internet sleuth Welp came bringing the receipts though, effectively proving sour grapes. Seems AE herself mentioned that her man was on the large side. This was while they were still together.
Malice has gone on bender after bender, tweeting and instagramming all night, getting in the daily fail, blocking people, screaming at them, taking heavily edited selfies, sending Gloria to the park with her kids so she can lay abed and tweet,
and stay up all night some more.
The above incident got Gloria into hot water with IG “allegedly” because the girls were at the park when it was phone time.
Poor little dog Emma has been weeing the bed from stress.
Malice said that bad dad IG told Elsie he doesn’t have a girlfriend.
Malice’s idiot online friends are telling her they think IG still loves her and that BW is pulling every punch and it’s all her fault. Yeah right, Malice. This title couldn’t be more apropos.
Now Malice is calling IG her husband again. Not in your wildest dreams Malice!
I’m overwhelmed with this stuff and can’t think anymore at the moment! Please feel free to add to this.