Ioan Gruffudd and Alice Evans #16 More embellishments than a pair of Alice Evans Nike trainers

[jamaicanmelaff]

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I do like how she went within 8 hours from "he is plotting my death" to "he may not want to divorce me"



Exactly!

What, except his parents you mean, who weren't surprised in the slightest he'd run as far away from you as he could?

 

[LucySmith]

Seriously - we all know she hasn’t got a life but BW clearly does. Why would she be reading this tit? They’re probably at the wrap party or something.

You know damn well they are shagging like rabbits .

In the UK the c word would be more towards a man.

In Australia among us bogans we would level the c word at anyone we see fit

 

[jamaicanmelaff]

To be honest, I quite often call my friends cunts even when I'm being pleasant.

 

[LucySmith]

To be honest, I quite often call my friends cunts even when I'm being pleasant.

In NZ it’s an accepted term of endearment
Yeah bro he’s a good c”nt

 

[omgucnt]

Anyone else SICK of her spelling ‘and’ like ‘abs’, change your bleeping autocorrect Alice, you stupid bleep

 

[NarcRage]

She's definitely been reading on here and attributing what we say to IG. The word "unhinged" in particular is a dead giveaway. It was, I think, introduced when I made the (rather splendid) joke:
Q. What does Alice Evans have in common with her bathroom door?
A. They're both unhinged.

 

[Perplexity]

Wasn’t it not only drag it out for years but somehow get it to mysteriously expire after three? This was literally on Saturday. The whiplash is from stories changing is uncomfortably similar to what I’ve experienced from narcs. I can’t wait to see what fake stories she ultimately sticks with and tells for decades.

This may be an attempt to save face. She may have realised this divorce is going through whether she agrees to it or not, so now if she can spin a narrative that Ioan had a change of heart at the last minute and wanted to stay married, then when the divorce does go through she can claim it was her who wanted it - wooo yeah, girl power. Then she’ll make up whatever bullshit she likes about the settlement (knowing IG won’t contradict her) and her little Twitter ass-barnacles will lap it all up.

 

[Arctic Ocean]

A couple of suggestions for her book title:

Alice’s Adventures in Ambienland
Bogan‘s Run
One Hundred Tweets of Solitude
La Miserable

 

[jamaicanmelaff]

A couple of suggestions for her book title:

Alice’s Adventures in Ambienland

Alice's Adventures in "He Cast Me Asunder-land"

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

In Australia among us bogans we would level the c word at anyone we see fit

I'm also an equal opportunity c*ntist

 

[plinky]

A couple of suggestions for her book title:

Alice’s Adventures in Ambienland
Bogan‘s Run
One Hundred Tweets of Solitude
La Miserable

Oh my god Alice’s Adventures in Ambienland killed me

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[welp]

Yeah, people totally dont think that you are now mad

 

[Blurp]

I know she “hates” him but really she should be introduced to Trump IRL. They have a lot in common. Could spend hours finding out new ways to denigrate young women and foster a hate cyclone unto themselves.

They're the only two people who seem to use "pussy" constantly as an insult.

Spoiler: Who would consider this an insult?

 

[plinky]

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mate, you literally look like you have eaten the Stay Puft marshmallow man

 

[FillinTheBlank]

That's interesting... So she just admitted the main reason why he left and why he couldn't bear it any longer.

 

[DeblnPA]

“His lawyers say he’s changed his mind and wants to think about it”

WTF is wrong with this woman!!!!
If there is any ounce of truth to that imma have to fly to LA and slap him proper

If he’s as bad as she’s been bleating about for the past few months why would she want him back? Do people following her/“supporting” her really not pick up on the cognitive dissonance?

 

[plinky]

Please from now on can they thread titles have at least one random word in shouty caps lock?

 

[Caitlyn130]

She's calling her 'the ho' now.
She's watched Dirty John: The Betty Broderick Story and has decided to live out her own real life version.

 

[AnneinHever]

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IF, and I am not sure this isn’t just another one of A lice’s lies, this is true, then she’s been having serious mental health issues for years and he’s been trying to get her some help. She refused.
Or as I said before, she reads what we’re writing here and thinks we’re all Ioan and Bianca, planning to send her to the sanatorium.