Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #98 Imbibe, post, regret, delete, rinse and repeat

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In honor of mAlice saying the alphabet backwards I made a list of her “alleged” ailments, each representing a letter in alphabetical order.
A= Ataxia, Alchohol Dependent
B= Bloating, BSE”Mad Cow Disease”
C= Chronic Attention Syndrome
D= Diarrhea of the Mouth
E= Eats Crap disease
F= Flatulence
G= Gas, Gigantus lippicus
H= Hemorrhoids
I= Ick Causicus Hub and others
J= Jealousy Pronicus
K= Knockers micro
L= Lip Giganticus
M= Micro Knockers, Monkey Pox
N= Narcissistic Traits Extremicus
O= Over Dramaticus Extremicus
P= Plaque, Psoriasis
Q= Queasy
R= Rat Bite Fever “from rat in the Prius”
S= Scabies
T= Tattlelife and Turd Obsessive Disorder
U= Urinary Incontinence
V= Vomiting
W= Warts
X= Xtra everything? There tweren’t nothing!
Y= Yammering excessively
Z= Zealotarrhea.
Forgive me Turds. I really needed to be silly as I’m mired down in the sadness of recent events.
 
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Maybe if she had been acting too, she could have afforded the lifestyle she thinks she deserves.
 
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You BET I’ll be there – I’ll be right beside you basking in your poetic glory! (n between talking about, oh I don’t know… Alice’s boobs or something )

Gonna blow your head now… Ever heard of cynghanedd? Check it out. I never really got it myself – way above me. But I’m not a poet of any sort.

Now then. We need a Tattle Celebration in 2 days time – a whole celebration of YOU!

Caru ti!
 
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I think Cymbalta is an antidepressant. Do they prescribe it for fibro? Or is she talking bs again?
Cymbalta is the only antidepressant co prescribed for pain relief. I've been on it for years. When my Doctor prescribed it years ago and asked me if it helped with the pain I said I couldn't tell. But I gave less of a fuck if I hurt.
 
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I missed that. Was it after the TRO?
 
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When I am at my absolute worst in pain and look like I've been ridden hard and put back wet? Damn fucking right I slap some lippy on and pretend I'm rising from the dead! It's my default I'm-going-to-make it mechanism. I have shiny lip balm in my bag, my car, my bathroom, and beside the bed. I'm a diehard Smith's Rosebud Salve queen.I even use it on my eyelashes when I can't deal with mascara. It's the shizzity shiz.

Yeah, gimme those shiny disco lips, baby.
 
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I think Alice has a high tolerance of drugs because of her alcohol intake and that's why she needs higher doses.
Shove that in your batch of screen shots for the court Alice
Also because she has an addictive personality. I have never needed to up my medication even when recovering from painful bone surgery because I don’t have the addictive tendency, thank goodness.
 
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Awks. Alice clearly meant that her chin seemed long in the photos (like Jay Leno’s). Loads of those commenting have taken for granted that she means a double chin though and are giving her tips for that

ETA. Not ‘loads’. One. Sorry. Got carried away there.
 
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Yeah, got a wardrobe full of fat clothes, thin clothes and ones in between. My goal is to find a weight, even if it isn’t as slim as I would wish, and stick there. Would make life so much simpler.
Workout and diet regimens help so much, Tea. Granted, if you’ve ever had an eating disorder then be careful with the diet regimen, but otherwise they help a lot. Despite my current 180-some pounds I’ve lost weight because I’ve kept to a workout routine and portioned my meals. I didn’t think scheduling could work but it actually does.

I sympathize with the different-sized clothes issue. I was skeletal when I was addicted and so I have a lot of extra-small stuff, and it tempts me to reach that weight again, which is dangerous. But I have clothes whose sizes suit my ideal weight. It’s sad and frustrating having different-sized clothes, especially large ones (my large sizes were starting to not fit!), and it’s sometimes even discouraging. But give regimens a try and see how that works out.
 
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No thanks, the USA can keep her. I don’t think is fame as such, as Alice would like it to be, but notoriety. She’s very low rent tbh.
We don't want her either. The only consolation I have is that she is on the opposite coast from me and that I have no regular reason to visit LA.
 
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This is brilliant!

Speed of threads picking up folks. Stuff happening?
OK gotta ask, what is your avatar or am I stupid for not getting it?!

We don't want her either. The only consolation I have is that she is on the opposite coast from me and that I have no regular reason to visit LA.
Nobody does & with good reason!
 
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If he hasn’t already. I picture poor Leon sitting there in his office with Alice sitting opposite. he is in a straight jacket and banging his head on the wall, while she is baby talking him through thousands and thousands of screen shots from here. Telling him how mean and nasty we all are, and none of what we post is true because she is always kind and never abuses any one who didn’t deserve it, everybody wuvs her and she never lies. Whatever Leon is being paid it nowhere near enough
 
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We don't want her either. The only consolation I have is that she is on the opposite coast from me and that I have no regular reason to visit LA.
We could agree to roll her into the sea in between us I suppose? Or is that too easy for me to say cos Wales would have Nobbly-Bobbly-free Ireland as a buffer?

Ok, so now we’re up to 2. This comment might yet age well…
 
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No
How was Eisteddfod, dear friend? I just did some research and noticed that the festival also celebrates POETRY! My God, what I would give to perform. But it’s only for people of Welsh ancestry, I assume. Either way, I hope you had fun.
No, it’s not just for those who have Welsh ancestry. It’s for those who speak and understand Welsh. The Urdd is for younger, school age peeps. The Eisteddfod for the grown ups is a bit later on. There is a prize for the best Welsh learner, a marquee specially for learners. To my eternal shame I went in one year and was so nervous about speaking Welsh, when a very nice lady came to talk to me I forgot every word of Welsh that I knew. Duh! such a numpty. Any how at least when I married a Welshman I attempted to learn the language unlike Alice
 
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We could agree to roll her into the sea in between us I suppose? Or is that too easy for me to say cos Wales would have Nobbly-Bobbly-free Ireland as a buffer?


Ok, so now we’re up to 2. This comment might yet age well…
I take massive exception to this plan. Enough odd things washing up on Irish shores atm without going for a sunrise walk on the beach and finding Alice washed up like a giant guppy

I take massive exception to this plan. Enough odd things washing up on Irish shores atm without going for a sunrise walk on the beach and finding Alice washed up like a giant guppy
But feel free to float over a raft of nobbly bobblies!
 
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