StewPots
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Late to the party on this one, but I fucking love it. Can we please have more “court scenarios” lovely legal bods?We all know that this is the Texan's modus operandi of overblown internet posturing and it's endlessly amusing.
Besides, I'd hate to be the poor lawyer.
Tex: "I am SUING the anonymous Internet user that made this statement about me!1!1!!"
Attorney: "Ma'am, there are obvious free speech issues here and actually finding the user would cost thousands of dollars that you don't have. Plus truth is an ultimate defense to slander allegations."
Tex: *froths* "How DARE you!"
Attorney: "Ma'am, do you rescue dogs?"
Tex: "Yes."
Attorney: "And are you famous, something to write home about?"
Tex: "I'm big in Japan!"
Attorney: "Um, okay... regardless, you do know that the statement that you're nothing to write home about is an opinion and not at all actionable?"
Tex: "FINE! What about the last bit, then?!?"
Attorney: "Have you SEEN the screenshots of your own internet posts? I can't reasonably argue the falsity of that statement. This concludes our consultation. That will be $600. Have a nice day."
Hello Turds! I”m not on this thread much anymore so feel like I’m always playing catch up! Plus AE is quiet at the mo so been floating around other threads (especially JM)and I’ve also been busy trying to improve myself.
I’m currently doing a level 2 Business Admkn course, alongside an Excel course, because I need to refresh and update my skill set to see if I can get a flexible work from home job doing even something very basic. I HATE not working, but now my MH is better and my Tietzes isn’t sending me into hospital so much, I’ve decided to try and restart a career of sorts and do my best to find that kind of job. I’ve got lots of other things lined up so please wish me luck![Crossed fingers: light skin tone :fingers_crossed_tone1: 🤞🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f91e-1f3fb.png)
P.S Alice is a complete cunt!![Orange heart :orange_heart: 🧡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f9e1.png)
I’m currently doing a level 2 Business Admkn course, alongside an Excel course, because I need to refresh and update my skill set to see if I can get a flexible work from home job doing even something very basic. I HATE not working, but now my MH is better and my Tietzes isn’t sending me into hospital so much, I’ve decided to try and restart a career of sorts and do my best to find that kind of job. I’ve got lots of other things lined up so please wish me luck
![Crossed fingers: light skin tone :fingers_crossed_tone1: 🤞🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f91e-1f3fb.png)
P.S Alice is a complete cunt!
![Orange heart :orange_heart: 🧡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f9e1.png)