Maybe he was too busy getting his spare room ready to welcome her.
There really are no words to follow that…Happy Christmas, Turds!
May I present to you: Alice is not intoxicated 5 (find the rest of the series in the Wiki, in the memes section)
In this instalment, Alice imagines a conversation with her rescued chihuahua-mix dog, Emma.
The typos give away the extent of her intoxication, despite her claiming she is a "bit too sober".
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WTH. How did Ioan spend 20 years with that. Me? I would've gone full "throw momma from the train" on her years ago.Happy Christmas, Turds!
May I present to you: Alice is not intoxicated 5 (find the rest of the series in the Wiki, in the memes section)
In this instalment, Alice imagines a conversation with her rescued chihuahua-mix dog, Emma.
The typos give away the extent of her intoxication, despite her claiming she is a "bit too sober".
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This has made my day.Hello turds!
I’ve been bored this afternoon and have created a little Turd Search in honour of this wonderful thread.
It contains 15 words and phrases that should be familiar to us all.
How many can you find?
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This is amazingHello turds!
I’ve been bored this afternoon and have created a little Turd Search in honour of this wonderful thread.
It contains 15 words and phrases that should be familiar to us all.
How many can you find?
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I’m rendered completely speechless…Happy Christmas, Turds!
May I present to you: Alice is not intoxicated 5 (find the rest of the series in the Wiki, in the memes section)
In this instalment, Alice imagines a conversation with her rescued chihuahua-mix dog, Emma.
The typos give away the extent of her intoxication, despite her claiming she is a "bit too sober".
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“Rescued from the depths of South Central from a family that all looked more Chihuahua than her”Happy Christmas, Turds!
May I present to you: Alice is not intoxicated 5 (find the rest of the series in the Wiki, in the memes section)
In this instalment, Alice imagines a conversation with her rescued chihuahua-mix dog, Emma.
The typos give away the extent of her intoxication, despite her claiming she is a "bit too sober".
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I've got 15, but I think one of them might not be right.Hello turds!
I’ve been bored this afternoon and have created a little Turd Search in honour of this wonderful thread.
It contains 15 words and phrases that should be familiar to us all.
How many can you find?
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Ummm totally normal to be shown photos of the people who have relinquished their dog when you are adopting a rescue pup.“Rescued from the depths of South Central from a family that all looked more Chihuahua than her”
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Amazing! No I only included words 4 letters or longer.I've got 15, but I think one of them might not be right.
Is "con" one of the words (backwards and diagonal, bottom right)?
Ooh I've only got 13 now thenI've got 15, but I think one of them might not be right.
Is "con" one of the words (backwards and diagonal, bottom right)?
The old favourite evergivetic
I’ll post the answers under a spoiler in a bitOoh I've only got 13 now then
Is Alicecaps one of the words?
From a family that "looked more Chihuahua than her"--Jesus, Alice! I'm sure when you're sober you'll point out that Chihuahuas were noble Aztec dogs and there is a state in Mexico named Chihuahua so that's what you meant.....but come on. That isn't what you meant. Especially by blending it with "the dep[ths of South Central."Happy Christmas, Turds!
May I present to you: Alice is not intoxicated 5 (find the rest of the series in the Wiki, in the memes section)
In this instalment, Alice imagines a conversation with her rescued chihuahua-mix dog, Emma.
The typos give away the extent of her intoxication, despite her claiming she is a "bit too sober".
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It's stuff like this that convinces me that Jack Monroe has never had a problem with booze. This is drunk tweeting. If you can still spell, it's more likely to be coke.
Here are the answers you clever lot!Hello turds!
I’ve been bored this afternoon and have created a little Turd Search in honour of this wonderful thread.
It contains 15 words and phrases that should be familiar to us all.
How many can you find?
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Pro tip: You can find extra words if you use Alice spelling.Hello turds!
I’ve been bored this afternoon and have created a little Turd Search in honour of this wonderful thread.
It contains 15 words and phrases that should be familiar to us all.
How many can you find?
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I still need to watch this but I’ve been busy trying to sort my life out (updating my skill set by doing a couple of online courses, and looking at flexible WFH jobs) and also getting organised with Christmas etc. Is it on demand in the UK? I’m not paying for it thoughO.K. I'm going to take one for the team tonight. "The Christmas Card" is on Hallmark at 8 p.m. U.S. Eastern Time, so if anyone wants to check their local listings it may be available. Heard about it but have never seen it. I'll be sure to have some refreshments ready...
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