Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #222 A life of addiction & confliction, writing fiction while facing eviction
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I can list at a few ways in which he is more superior. Better health, eating habits, weight, lifestyle, work ethic, likeability, earning potential, future career, love life, extended family, friends...Actually, Alice told him how him hiw she felt. Text message from wiki. Delulu is right.
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A better parent, better partner, better looking, more talented, more honest, more interesting etc. The only reason the kids prefer AE is because of extreme coercion and manipulation plus 'no rules' non-parenting parenting.
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Except us. That's why she keeps mentioning Tattle on her Instagram. It's her way of saying "Actually, I'm quite a big deal - 222 threads on little old me."
Ugh. Bile inducing. IG must shudder when he sees this utter utter shite.
I’ve just read my post back and can understand why you commented as you did, my post was poorly written. I ought to have clarified that in the bit if divorce were you have to give (I think, it was over 20 years ago) 8 reasons you’re filing for divorce as the list went down they got more vague, and daft- as I was replying to the Alice comment that Ioan ‘lied about liking animals’ I assumed people would of known what I meant. Apologies for confusion and you’re right in that only a mad person would class that in isolation a reason for divorce. The first reason my ex gave was the one he was filing, and struggled with the other obligatory 7!
All that said parents of friends years ago the dad truly left his wish because she left washing everywhere- he claimed it drove him mad and he was sick of seeing it draped over radiators and stuff when he came home from work, I’m guessing deep down he’s just gone off her but that was the reason he gave
That Instagram post - she’s still “chatting away to herself” isn’t she? Hasn’t changed a bit!
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@sarahjane83, I'm so sorry for the loss of your sweet girl. Sending love to you.
@Ice Cream Enthusiast, condolences and sympathy to you for the loss of your brother. It sounds like he fought valiantly and bravely, with you by his side. I know the grief is unimaginable right now, but I hope you know that we are here for you and sending love.
May both of you have many fond memories to comfort you in your grief. We love you both--take care.
@Ice Cream Enthusiast, condolences and sympathy to you for the loss of your brother. It sounds like he fought valiantly and bravely, with you by his side. I know the grief is unimaginable right now, but I hope you know that we are here for you and sending love.
May both of you have many fond memories to comfort you in your grief. We love you both--take care.
On my annual binge of Vampire diaries and just on season 3 episode 8, 6 minutes and 42 seconds in and the mega witch badly acts her way on to my screen and I can't resist a massive shout of bleep.
Do we have a list of Alice thread titles on the wiki?
I couldn’t see it, but maybe I’m just a thickie.
(Serious question, I just couldn’t resist the bad rhyme.)
I couldn’t see it, but maybe I’m just a thickie.
(Serious question, I just couldn’t resist the bad rhyme.)
I think she had that dodgy permanent filler when it was going around LA a few years back
MOO
In all fairness she isn't even the most talked about Al on her own Tattle thread any more
Ahem not that I zoomed in on the pic of Ioan..but it shows part of the FaceTime image of mAlice and that is her true image. The image on the left is how she would like to be seen.
The list of titles is always available by clicking on the button next to the wiki button. A list would only show listing of current and past titles as of a certain date. I post the current list of 'just the titles' (or, uncluttered) on occasion as there is already a link to all threads at top. (I'm sure I'm a bit OCD, undiagnosed.)Do we have a list of Alice thread titles on the wiki?
I couldn’t see it, but maybe I’m just a thickie.
(Serious question, I just couldn’t resist the bad rhyme.)
#222 A life of addiction & confliction, writing fiction while facing eviction
#221 Hi you've reached YoBee please leave your message after the alcaTone
#220 Alice, the woman who can’t even narc right..
#219 Bianca might be Ioan's Femme Fatale, but Alice Evans is just Femme Fat Al
#218 Mr. Gruffudd loves his children very, very much
#217 Digging out your minging old rags isn't vintage, it's just manky.
#216 Alice is the Queen of D'Nile
#215 Gossiping is not illegal but breaking your DVRO is.
#214 Too much filler compounded her speech, her lips got stuck on her teeth
#213 Ex, Drugs and Socks n Trolls
#212 AE Flat Bork in Beverly Hills
#211 All the finesse of a sloth on Ritalin
#210 'Alice's Truth' will finally come out on the 12th of Never
#209 102 Donations Alice Keeps on Talking Smack while Alun Brings the Dragon Back
#208 Dupee, or not Dupee, that is the question
#207 The con was ruff, then she tried to drop the Gruff
#206 Yo, Me and Dupee
#205 The Judge asks Alice to go on mute
#204 Alice has a very loose relationship with time and the truth
#203 Nothing says “marriage is for life” quite like a 56 page pre-nup.
#202 Bern, Baby (Angel), Bern, GRIFTER INFERNO
#201 Alice's puffball skirts are older than Bianca
#200 Tattle adopts walrus with a grossly over-litigated, scorched earth agenda
#199 w.h.e.r.e.a.r.e.y.o.u.r.f.i.n.a.n.c.i.a.l.s.a.l.i.c.e.
#198 Alice keeps spouting BS while Tattle donates to end MS
#197 Alice interrupts the Judge
#196 Sure, Jan
#195 Tell Me You’re Getting Married Without Telling Me!
#194 Ms Evans throws her weight behind Tattle Lite.
#193 Socks, lies and no videotape
#192 Alice's ego's writing cheques her talent, body & personality can't cash.
#191 The Deeply Irritating Presence of Evans
#190 The Chronicles of Ioania The Lying, The Biyatch & the Warring Wardrobe
#189 Ding Dong, the witch is gone…
#188 Alice? Alice? Who the Bifurc is Alice??
#187 remaining married to alice is causing me a considerable amount of stress
#186 It has always been a dump smell!
#185 Respectfully, you’re a lunatic
#184 The Silence of the Socks
#183 No restraining order for Bianca. Case was dismissed.
#182 4th of July is Ioan’s Independence Day. See you next Tuesday, Alice!
#181 I believe Alice's actions are child abuse.
#180 Alice has the saggy muff, Bianca has the handsome Gruff.
#179 Alice is so rattled by Tattle, which proves we are doing God's work
#178 Ioan took a one way trip from A to B
#177 As trusty as a cat with an unattended prawn cocktail
#176 ApocAlice Now
#175 Never mind, Alice. Keep your chins up!
#174 Even her divorce lawyer left her.
#173 We stand with Ioan Gruffudd and Bianca Wallace
#172 Alice Evans Always and Forever Con-ning
#171 MAlice,Toxteth our lovely Turd, says appreciate life, stop causing strife
#170 Bad Boyo 4! Want more?
#169 Red lipstick, mouth with the click, it’s the unregulated lunatic
#168 Alice's claim to fame is Ioan's name
#167 Will the real Alice please show her face?
#166 Tomayto, Tomahto; DARVO, DVRO
#165 Alice, it's time for a Burkhart-to-heart
#164 Alice in Yogurtland
#163 We just watched Jabba the Chunk get destroyed by a droid. Best Star Wars yet
#162 Comments are not made under oath, and bear no resemblance to the truth.
#161 No surprise Alice is appearing at something with the word con in the title
#160 The guy isn’t a wimp, he’s a fricking super hero.
#159 Saint Ioan of Tattle wouldn’t ride MN into battle.
#158 Alice was a no show, to the pokey she must go.
#157 Yo's showing class while Alice is showing her erse.
#156 No one is responsible for Alice's bills but Alice.
#155 No one is responsible for Alice's behaviour except Alice.
#154 Mr Fantastic's alcoholic ex wife is trying to start shite with me
#153 Hagatha Crusty - Murder on the Panda Express!
#152 Lentil soup is healing hearts but it just makes poor old Alice fart.
#151 Shaking and crying, grifting and lying
#150 The Christmas Card 2 - return to sender. Alice doesn’t live here anymore
#149 On the 1st day of Xmas my true victim gave to me, more GREY ROCK how bloody DARE HE?
#148 Malice and the 102 Ailments
#147 Alice locks both of her Twitter accounts
#146 Evil HQ posts record profits as membership soars
#145 Man, Ioan Gruffudd doesn't even know you.
#144 Dispatch to Officer Dibble: crackle... Be advised suspect is a Charlie Uniform November Tango, over.
#143 "verifed DVRO"
#142 The life we have taken on here requires a higher income
#141 Alice is eating takeaways, drinking tons of wine, & being a troll online
#140 AE thinks her new lawyers are winners. IG's having them for dinner.
#139 Her tears aren't blue, they're dry & bitter, her jeers aren't true, they're lies on Twitter (mod adjusted to full title)
#138 Alice, the Sobriety Motivator, Grief Appropriator, Parental Alienator
#137 Check those French Letters Pharaohly.
#136 Do Not Mistake My Wineglass for Kindness
#135 Bianca's birthdaying on a rock, Alice is looking for dinocock
#134 She’s been quiet for a spell, she’s ‘in divorce PRO hell’(or in a cell?)
#133 In the Mail, risking jail, will the GoFundMe cover bail?
#132 She walks in the valley of doll heads, nothing left but her turdy threads
#131 A 3 year ban on Alice’s gob—but will she ever get a job?
#130 Alice Evans GoRefundMe!
#129 Want some cheese with that $160 whine, Malice?
#128 From the cover of Hello to a PRO!
#127 Get a job before your kids do Alice!
#126 Alice is 54 - on her birthday, do you want more? RAWR!
#125 Alice thinks she's wily - enter Anne Kiley
#124 2 year bender, no surrender!
#123 Oi Alice, the reason you're so bloated is because you're full of it
#122 Only a pineapple ring needed to complete the meaty display
#121 She's just the bargain basement Meghan Markle
#120 THE CAPS ARE ON, but Ioan's not home!
#119 Quit the drink, ditch the brother, get off the floor and - Be A Mother!!
#118 We stand with Ioan Gruffudd. We stand with Elsie & Ella.
#117 To be a dirty sock or to sell dirty socks, that is the question
#116 Cont Y Mor
#115 Squatters to the left, Tattlers to the right Stuck in the middle with a TRO
#114 Every day I am thankful I am not Alice Evans
#113 St. Malice, Patron Saint of Victimhood
#112 GRUFFUDD!!!
#111 Hey Alice, get a job and go fund yourself!
#110 I don't eat baby sheet stirrers
#109 I'm Alice Evans, my life’s a mess, I need a GoFundMe to buy Panda Express
#108 Alice Evans - penniless and down to her last $20,000 Bulgari Watch
#107 We Stand With Ioan Gruffudd
#106 Wake Up and Smell the Covfefe, Alice.
#105 I will always love and re bf never every one of you
#104 When your enemy is making a mistake, don't interfere
#103 Alice Evans - You Can't Handle the Truth!!!
#102 See you next Tuesday, the premiere of 102 Damnations
#101 She claims spending all day weeping, can you smell the bull seeping
#100 One more week till the PRO, who knows how low she will go?
#99 Yo chose a woman with MS rather than BS
#98 Imbibe, post, regret, delete, rinse and repeat
#97 Her last hoorah was tits on show, tick tock tick tock incoming PRO
#96 Yo & B did their 1st event, Alice stayed home and used Jasper to vent
#95 Alice knows her ABC’s… but missed out P, R and O
#94 Covid negative, but positively desperate for attention
#93 Give a man some peace and he will thrive.
#92 The Chronicles of YoBee
#91 Tattle, who I met at Alice’s meltdown
#90 Ioan has no socks because Alice used them all
#89 Alice turning water into wine, kidneys working overtime.
#88 More socks than in a department store, Alice doesn't believe less is more
#87 Selfies galore: Alice, do you WANT MORE?
#86 You're not homeless if breaking the TRO lands you in jail
#85 Nothing says I wuv u like a hypothetical disregard of a restraining order
#84 When the Ioan gets tough, the Gruffs get goin (to Europe)
#83 Bianca looks to be thriving, whilst Alice is dressed to go diving.
#82 I’d rather be an unobtrusive lurker than an Alice Evans shirker
#81 I'll never understand what I did wrong
#80 Alice the Shartful Dodger, can't say anything at all, except when she does
#79 Ioan got a restraining order but Alice wants a remaining order
#78 Cancel ur ho abs my TRO
#77 Honk the Hornblower
#76 Alice Evans abs the amazing disappearing black eye
#75 claims she's reached out to Bianca, the evidence shows she's a lyin merchant banker
#74 Alice Evans the smartest person in the room. So long as it's empty.
#73 Legally blocked immediately
#72 102 ways to threaten and coerce Coglet
#71 Alice shouts she’ll win in court, but let’s just look at Ioan’s report…
#70 (no thread title)
#69 Alice's eye: BLACKED IMMEDIATELY!
#68 Lipstick is red, Alice is blue; alone on Valentine’s Day, boo hoo
#67 a slug of Moonshine
#66 Better a ray of sunshine than a row of sharp ones
#65 Alice E smoking one fat doobie while talking smack to the squirrel & rat
#64 Alice is still completely barmy, here comes her rosé army
#63 get a job Alice!
#62 Alice wails “No money for the maid”, then buys a Tesla (fully paid)
#61 I reddit on the grapevine
#60 we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it
#59 She sleeps on a throne of lies
#58 Goodbye, Gloria, my old friend. I hope to hire you back again
#57 Alice needs to come back abs finished what she sharted
#56 I've got 99 filters but a pool filter ain't one
#55 More Easter eggs than a Taylor Swift album
#54 hashtag Alice for presisent!
#53 Don't be bitter, be Bee!
#52 More projection than a silent movie theater
#51 A threat of court cut her Twitter short
#50 Fifty Threads of mAlice
#49 Life w/o Twitter, she’s falling apart! But he's come to save her: A Shart
#48 Alice, you've been served
#47 Alice, Alice, where the feck is Alice?
#46 There's a rat in me Prius what am I gonna do?
#45 Alice is a walkin’ talkin’ tweetin’ stalkin’ mafia moll
#44 Ioan’s toothbrush has left the building!
#43 Hag not hag. Just throw some tat on a bag
#42 How to Tone your abs
#41 Alice still has Phil-ings for Ioan but will never a-Tone for her actions
#40 AE thought she was a ninja till a squirrel binned her
#39 more holes in her story than a 99c colander
#38 Whatever your trauma happens to be, don’t forget it’s all about ME
#37 "Poor me... another sharp one!"
#36 The Tales of 1,000 Ioans
#35 Vagina revokers and ego strokers, but his lawyer’s letters nearly broke her
#34 Game of Tone's
#33 She's a soap opera inside a horror film inside a documentary & she's free
#32 Alice, please won't you stop tweeting? 30 Biancas need their sleeping!
#31 Hello Bubba Bear, Goodbye Old Soak
#30 Alice has the ick, but Bianca’s got the dick
#29 We three wines in Alice’s bar, causing Tweets that travel so far..
#28 Christmas time, Alice has had wine, hope the lawyers don't resign
#27 Narc rage sells, narc rage sells, narc rage all the way!
#26 Ioan & Bianca get papped out walkin, Check behind all trees for Alice stalkin
#25 All I want for Christmas isn’t you.
#24 Better lock tweets, better not lie: Tattle Turds are coming to town
#23 The Sane Pedestal: Hub lift her up where she belongs
#22 On the 12th day of Xmas my hubby sent to me, a restraining order & a 730
#21 Silent night, holy night, Alice isn’t calm and certainly isn’t very bright
#20 Alice is a troll, don’t disagree or she'll call Instapol!
#19 One Bianca, Two Bianca, Three Bianca, Four…
#18 102 Defamations
#17 Her house is extra dusty, I bet she smells all musty
#16 More embellishments than a pair of Alice Evans Nike trainers
#15 Cryin, lyin, still denyin - Marmite, wolves & monkeys flyin
#14 Let bogans be bogans
#13 Consciously uncoupled from reality
#12 Embellisher of handbags, Nike Airs and the truth
#11 Never, ever, ever getting back together
#10 zero percent interest loan
#9 102 Divorce reasons
#8 As unhinged as her bathroom door
#7 Socks at dawn
#6 Alice still so bitter, all over Twitter
#5 Malice in wonderland
#4 He’s just not that into you
#3 Only communicating through the wizard
#2 From the frying pan into the fire, don’t risk your ex’s Ire!
Ioan Gruffudd/Alice Evans
#221 Hi you've reached YoBee please leave your message after the alcaTone
#220 Alice, the woman who can’t even narc right..
#219 Bianca might be Ioan's Femme Fatale, but Alice Evans is just Femme Fat Al
#218 Mr. Gruffudd loves his children very, very much
#217 Digging out your minging old rags isn't vintage, it's just manky.
#216 Alice is the Queen of D'Nile
#215 Gossiping is not illegal but breaking your DVRO is.
#214 Too much filler compounded her speech, her lips got stuck on her teeth
#213 Ex, Drugs and Socks n Trolls
#212 AE Flat Bork in Beverly Hills
#211 All the finesse of a sloth on Ritalin
#210 'Alice's Truth' will finally come out on the 12th of Never
#209 102 Donations Alice Keeps on Talking Smack while Alun Brings the Dragon Back
#208 Dupee, or not Dupee, that is the question
#207 The con was ruff, then she tried to drop the Gruff
#206 Yo, Me and Dupee
#205 The Judge asks Alice to go on mute
#204 Alice has a very loose relationship with time and the truth
#203 Nothing says “marriage is for life” quite like a 56 page pre-nup.
#202 Bern, Baby (Angel), Bern, GRIFTER INFERNO
#201 Alice's puffball skirts are older than Bianca
#200 Tattle adopts walrus with a grossly over-litigated, scorched earth agenda
#199 w.h.e.r.e.a.r.e.y.o.u.r.f.i.n.a.n.c.i.a.l.s.a.l.i.c.e.
#198 Alice keeps spouting BS while Tattle donates to end MS
#197 Alice interrupts the Judge
#196 Sure, Jan
#195 Tell Me You’re Getting Married Without Telling Me!
#194 Ms Evans throws her weight behind Tattle Lite.
#193 Socks, lies and no videotape
#192 Alice's ego's writing cheques her talent, body & personality can't cash.
#191 The Deeply Irritating Presence of Evans
#190 The Chronicles of Ioania The Lying, The Biyatch & the Warring Wardrobe
#189 Ding Dong, the witch is gone…
#188 Alice? Alice? Who the Bifurc is Alice??
#187 remaining married to alice is causing me a considerable amount of stress
#186 It has always been a dump smell!
#185 Respectfully, you’re a lunatic
#184 The Silence of the Socks
#183 No restraining order for Bianca. Case was dismissed.
#182 4th of July is Ioan’s Independence Day. See you next Tuesday, Alice!
#181 I believe Alice's actions are child abuse.
#180 Alice has the saggy muff, Bianca has the handsome Gruff.
#179 Alice is so rattled by Tattle, which proves we are doing God's work
#178 Ioan took a one way trip from A to B
#177 As trusty as a cat with an unattended prawn cocktail
#176 ApocAlice Now
#175 Never mind, Alice. Keep your chins up!
#174 Even her divorce lawyer left her.
#173 We stand with Ioan Gruffudd and Bianca Wallace
#172 Alice Evans Always and Forever Con-ning
#171 MAlice,Toxteth our lovely Turd, says appreciate life, stop causing strife
#170 Bad Boyo 4! Want more?
#169 Red lipstick, mouth with the click, it’s the unregulated lunatic
#168 Alice's claim to fame is Ioan's name
#167 Will the real Alice please show her face?
#166 Tomayto, Tomahto; DARVO, DVRO
#165 Alice, it's time for a Burkhart-to-heart
#164 Alice in Yogurtland
#163 We just watched Jabba the Chunk get destroyed by a droid. Best Star Wars yet
#162 Comments are not made under oath, and bear no resemblance to the truth.
#161 No surprise Alice is appearing at something with the word con in the title
#160 The guy isn’t a wimp, he’s a fricking super hero.
#159 Saint Ioan of Tattle wouldn’t ride MN into battle.
#158 Alice was a no show, to the pokey she must go.
#157 Yo's showing class while Alice is showing her erse.
#156 No one is responsible for Alice's bills but Alice.
#155 No one is responsible for Alice's behaviour except Alice.
#154 Mr Fantastic's alcoholic ex wife is trying to start shite with me
#153 Hagatha Crusty - Murder on the Panda Express!
#152 Lentil soup is healing hearts but it just makes poor old Alice fart.
#151 Shaking and crying, grifting and lying
#150 The Christmas Card 2 - return to sender. Alice doesn’t live here anymore
#149 On the 1st day of Xmas my true victim gave to me, more GREY ROCK how bloody DARE HE?
#148 Malice and the 102 Ailments
#147 Alice locks both of her Twitter accounts
#146 Evil HQ posts record profits as membership soars
#145 Man, Ioan Gruffudd doesn't even know you.
#144 Dispatch to Officer Dibble: crackle... Be advised suspect is a Charlie Uniform November Tango, over.
#143 "verifed DVRO"
#142 The life we have taken on here requires a higher income
#141 Alice is eating takeaways, drinking tons of wine, & being a troll online
#140 AE thinks her new lawyers are winners. IG's having them for dinner.
#139 Her tears aren't blue, they're dry & bitter, her jeers aren't true, they're lies on Twitter (mod adjusted to full title)
#138 Alice, the Sobriety Motivator, Grief Appropriator, Parental Alienator
#137 Check those French Letters Pharaohly.
#136 Do Not Mistake My Wineglass for Kindness
#135 Bianca's birthdaying on a rock, Alice is looking for dinocock
#134 She’s been quiet for a spell, she’s ‘in divorce PRO hell’(or in a cell?)
#133 In the Mail, risking jail, will the GoFundMe cover bail?
#132 She walks in the valley of doll heads, nothing left but her turdy threads
#131 A 3 year ban on Alice’s gob—but will she ever get a job?
#130 Alice Evans GoRefundMe!
#129 Want some cheese with that $160 whine, Malice?
#128 From the cover of Hello to a PRO!
#127 Get a job before your kids do Alice!
#126 Alice is 54 - on her birthday, do you want more? RAWR!
#125 Alice thinks she's wily - enter Anne Kiley
#124 2 year bender, no surrender!
#123 Oi Alice, the reason you're so bloated is because you're full of it
#122 Only a pineapple ring needed to complete the meaty display
#121 She's just the bargain basement Meghan Markle
#120 THE CAPS ARE ON, but Ioan's not home!
#119 Quit the drink, ditch the brother, get off the floor and - Be A Mother!!
#118 We stand with Ioan Gruffudd. We stand with Elsie & Ella.
#117 To be a dirty sock or to sell dirty socks, that is the question
#116 Cont Y Mor
#115 Squatters to the left, Tattlers to the right Stuck in the middle with a TRO
#114 Every day I am thankful I am not Alice Evans
#113 St. Malice, Patron Saint of Victimhood
#112 GRUFFUDD!!!
#111 Hey Alice, get a job and go fund yourself!
#110 I don't eat baby sheet stirrers
#109 I'm Alice Evans, my life’s a mess, I need a GoFundMe to buy Panda Express
#108 Alice Evans - penniless and down to her last $20,000 Bulgari Watch
#107 We Stand With Ioan Gruffudd
#106 Wake Up and Smell the Covfefe, Alice.
#105 I will always love and re bf never every one of you
#104 When your enemy is making a mistake, don't interfere
#103 Alice Evans - You Can't Handle the Truth!!!
#102 See you next Tuesday, the premiere of 102 Damnations
#101 She claims spending all day weeping, can you smell the bull seeping
#100 One more week till the PRO, who knows how low she will go?
#99 Yo chose a woman with MS rather than BS
#98 Imbibe, post, regret, delete, rinse and repeat
#97 Her last hoorah was tits on show, tick tock tick tock incoming PRO
#96 Yo & B did their 1st event, Alice stayed home and used Jasper to vent
#95 Alice knows her ABC’s… but missed out P, R and O
#94 Covid negative, but positively desperate for attention
#93 Give a man some peace and he will thrive.
#92 The Chronicles of YoBee
#91 Tattle, who I met at Alice’s meltdown
#90 Ioan has no socks because Alice used them all
#89 Alice turning water into wine, kidneys working overtime.
#88 More socks than in a department store, Alice doesn't believe less is more
#87 Selfies galore: Alice, do you WANT MORE?
#86 You're not homeless if breaking the TRO lands you in jail
#85 Nothing says I wuv u like a hypothetical disregard of a restraining order
#84 When the Ioan gets tough, the Gruffs get goin (to Europe)
#83 Bianca looks to be thriving, whilst Alice is dressed to go diving.
#82 I’d rather be an unobtrusive lurker than an Alice Evans shirker
#81 I'll never understand what I did wrong
#80 Alice the Shartful Dodger, can't say anything at all, except when she does
#79 Ioan got a restraining order but Alice wants a remaining order
#78 Cancel ur ho abs my TRO
#77 Honk the Hornblower
#76 Alice Evans abs the amazing disappearing black eye
#75 claims she's reached out to Bianca, the evidence shows she's a lyin merchant banker
#74 Alice Evans the smartest person in the room. So long as it's empty.
#73 Legally blocked immediately
#72 102 ways to threaten and coerce Coglet
#71 Alice shouts she’ll win in court, but let’s just look at Ioan’s report…
#70 (no thread title)
#69 Alice's eye: BLACKED IMMEDIATELY!
#68 Lipstick is red, Alice is blue; alone on Valentine’s Day, boo hoo
#67 a slug of Moonshine
#66 Better a ray of sunshine than a row of sharp ones
#65 Alice E smoking one fat doobie while talking smack to the squirrel & rat
#64 Alice is still completely barmy, here comes her rosé army
#63 get a job Alice!
#62 Alice wails “No money for the maid”, then buys a Tesla (fully paid)
#61 I reddit on the grapevine
#60 we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it
#59 She sleeps on a throne of lies
#58 Goodbye, Gloria, my old friend. I hope to hire you back again
#57 Alice needs to come back abs finished what she sharted
#56 I've got 99 filters but a pool filter ain't one
#55 More Easter eggs than a Taylor Swift album
#54 hashtag Alice for presisent!
#53 Don't be bitter, be Bee!
#52 More projection than a silent movie theater
#51 A threat of court cut her Twitter short
#50 Fifty Threads of mAlice
#49 Life w/o Twitter, she’s falling apart! But he's come to save her: A Shart
#48 Alice, you've been served
#47 Alice, Alice, where the feck is Alice?
#46 There's a rat in me Prius what am I gonna do?
#45 Alice is a walkin’ talkin’ tweetin’ stalkin’ mafia moll
#44 Ioan’s toothbrush has left the building!
#43 Hag not hag. Just throw some tat on a bag
#42 How to Tone your abs
#41 Alice still has Phil-ings for Ioan but will never a-Tone for her actions
#40 AE thought she was a ninja till a squirrel binned her
#39 more holes in her story than a 99c colander
#38 Whatever your trauma happens to be, don’t forget it’s all about ME
#37 "Poor me... another sharp one!"
#36 The Tales of 1,000 Ioans
#35 Vagina revokers and ego strokers, but his lawyer’s letters nearly broke her
#34 Game of Tone's
#33 She's a soap opera inside a horror film inside a documentary & she's free
#32 Alice, please won't you stop tweeting? 30 Biancas need their sleeping!
#31 Hello Bubba Bear, Goodbye Old Soak
#30 Alice has the ick, but Bianca’s got the dick
#29 We three wines in Alice’s bar, causing Tweets that travel so far..
#28 Christmas time, Alice has had wine, hope the lawyers don't resign
#27 Narc rage sells, narc rage sells, narc rage all the way!
#26 Ioan & Bianca get papped out walkin, Check behind all trees for Alice stalkin
#25 All I want for Christmas isn’t you.
#24 Better lock tweets, better not lie: Tattle Turds are coming to town
#23 The Sane Pedestal: Hub lift her up where she belongs
#22 On the 12th day of Xmas my hubby sent to me, a restraining order & a 730
#21 Silent night, holy night, Alice isn’t calm and certainly isn’t very bright
#20 Alice is a troll, don’t disagree or she'll call Instapol!
#19 One Bianca, Two Bianca, Three Bianca, Four…
#18 102 Defamations
#17 Her house is extra dusty, I bet she smells all musty
#16 More embellishments than a pair of Alice Evans Nike trainers
#15 Cryin, lyin, still denyin - Marmite, wolves & monkeys flyin
#14 Let bogans be bogans
#13 Consciously uncoupled from reality
#12 Embellisher of handbags, Nike Airs and the truth
#11 Never, ever, ever getting back together
#10 zero percent interest loan
#9 102 Divorce reasons
#8 As unhinged as her bathroom door
#7 Socks at dawn
#6 Alice still so bitter, all over Twitter
#5 Malice in wonderland
#4 He’s just not that into you
#3 Only communicating through the wizard
#2 From the frying pan into the fire, don’t risk your ex’s Ire!
Ioan Gruffudd/Alice Evans
Lol...I've just seen what you mean!
Her massive pie hole, gaping open as usual, no wonder Ioan looked so weary. He must have had to brace himself for that onslaught every night, the poor bastard
Such witty Turds.The list of titles is always available by clicking on the button next to the wiki button. A list would only show listing of current and past titles as of a certain date. I post the current list of 'just the titles' (or, uncluttered) on occasion as there is already a link to all threads at top. (I'm sure I'm a bit OCD, undiagnosed.)
#222 A life of addiction & confliction, writing fiction while facing eviction
#221 Hi you've reached YoBee please leave your message after the alcaTone
#220 Alice, the woman who can’t even narc right..
#219 Bianca might be Ioan's Femme Fatale, but Alice Evans is just Femme Fat Al
#218 Mr. Gruffudd loves his children very, very much
#217 Digging out your minging old rags isn't vintage, it's just manky.
#216 Alice is the Queen of D'Nile
#215 Gossiping is not illegal but breaking your DVRO is.
#214 Too much filler compounded her speech, her lips got stuck on her teeth
#213 Ex, Drugs and Socks n Trolls
#212 AE Flat Bork in Beverly Hills
#211 All the finesse of a sloth on Ritalin
#210 'Alice's Truth' will finally come out on the 12th of Never
#209 102 Donations Alice Keeps on Talking Smack while Alun Brings the Dragon Back
#208 Dupee, or not Dupee, that is the question
#207 The con was ruff, then she tried to drop the Gruff
#206 Yo, Me and Dupee
#205 The Judge asks Alice to go on mute
#204 Alice has a very loose relationship with time and the truth
#203 Nothing says “marriage is for life” quite like a 56 page pre-nup.
#202 Bern, Baby (Angel), Bern, GRIFTER INFERNO
#201 Alice's puffball skirts are older than Bianca
#200 Tattle adopts walrus with a grossly over-litigated, scorched earth agenda
#199 w.h.e.r.e.a.r.e.y.o.u.r.f.i.n.a.n.c.i.a.l.s.a.l.i.c.e.
#198 Alice keeps spouting BS while Tattle donates to end MS
#197 Alice interrupts the Judge
#196 Sure, Jan
#195 Tell Me You’re Getting Married Without Telling Me!
#194 Ms Evans throws her weight behind Tattle Lite.
#193 Socks, lies and no videotape
#192 Alice's ego's writing cheques her talent, body & personality can't cash.
#191 The Deeply Irritating Presence of Evans
#190 The Chronicles of Ioania The Lying, The Biyatch & the Warring Wardrobe
#189 Ding Dong, the witch is gone…
#188 Alice? Alice? Who the Bifurc is Alice??
#187 remaining married to alice is causing me a considerable amount of stress
#186 It has always been a dump smell!
#185 Respectfully, you’re a lunatic
#184 The Silence of the Socks
#183 No restraining order for Bianca. Case was dismissed.
#182 4th of July is Ioan’s Independence Day. See you next Tuesday, Alice!
#181 I believe Alice's actions are child abuse.
#180 Alice has the saggy muff, Bianca has the handsome Gruff.
#179 Alice is so rattled by Tattle, which proves we are doing God's work
#178 Ioan took a one way trip from A to B
#177 As trusty as a cat with an unattended prawn cocktail
#176 ApocAlice Now
#175 Never mind, Alice. Keep your chins up!
#174 Even her divorce lawyer left her.
#173 We stand with Ioan Gruffudd and Bianca Wallace
#172 Alice Evans Always and Forever Con-ning
#171 MAlice,Toxteth our lovely Turd, says appreciate life, stop causing strife
#170 Bad Boyo 4! Want more?
#169 Red lipstick, mouth with the click, it’s the unregulated lunatic
#168 Alice's claim to fame is Ioan's name
#167 Will the real Alice please show her face?
#166 Tomayto, Tomahto; DARVO, DVRO
#165 Alice, it's time for a Burkhart-to-heart
#164 Alice in Yogurtland
#163 We just watched Jabba the Chunk get destroyed by a droid. Best Star Wars yet
#162 Comments are not made under oath, and bear no resemblance to the truth.
#161 No surprise Alice is appearing at something with the word con in the title
#160 The guy isn’t a wimp, he’s a fricking super hero.
#159 Saint Ioan of Tattle wouldn’t ride MN into battle.
#158 Alice was a no show, to the pokey she must go.
#157 Yo's showing class while Alice is showing her erse.
#156 No one is responsible for Alice's bills but Alice.
#155 No one is responsible for Alice's behaviour except Alice.
#154 Mr Fantastic's alcoholic ex wife is trying to start shite with me
#153 Hagatha Crusty - Murder on the Panda Express!
#152 Lentil soup is healing hearts but it just makes poor old Alice fart.
#151 Shaking and crying, grifting and lying
#150 The Christmas Card 2 - return to sender. Alice doesn’t live here anymore
#149 On the 1st day of Xmas my true victim gave to me, more GREY ROCK how bloody DARE HE?
#148 Malice and the 102 Ailments
#147 Alice locks both of her Twitter accounts
#146 Evil HQ posts record profits as membership soars
#145 Man, Ioan Gruffudd doesn't even know you.
#144 Dispatch to Officer Dibble: crackle... Be advised suspect is a Charlie Uniform November Tango, over.
#143 "verifed DVRO"
#142 The life we have taken on here requires a higher income
#141 Alice is eating takeaways, drinking tons of wine, & being a troll online
#140 AE thinks her new lawyers are winners. IG's having them for dinner.
#139 Her tears aren't blue, they're dry & bitter, her jeers aren't true, they're lies on Twitter (mod adjusted to full title)
#138 Alice, the Sobriety Motivator, Grief Appropriator, Parental Alienator
#137 Check those French Letters Pharaohly.
#136 Do Not Mistake My Wineglass for Kindness
#135 Bianca's birthdaying on a rock, Alice is looking for dinocock
#134 She’s been quiet for a spell, she’s ‘in divorce PRO hell’(or in a cell?)
#133 In the Mail, risking jail, will the GoFundMe cover bail?
#132 She walks in the valley of doll heads, nothing left but her turdy threads
#131 A 3 year ban on Alice’s gob—but will she ever get a job?
#130 Alice Evans GoRefundMe!
#129 Want some cheese with that $160 whine, Malice?
#128 From the cover of Hello to a PRO!
#127 Get a job before your kids do Alice!
#126 Alice is 54 - on her birthday, do you want more? RAWR!
#125 Alice thinks she's wily - enter Anne Kiley
#124 2 year bender, no surrender!
#123 Oi Alice, the reason you're so bloated is because you're full of it
#122 Only a pineapple ring needed to complete the meaty display
#121 She's just the bargain basement Meghan Markle
#120 THE CAPS ARE ON, but Ioan's not home!
#119 Quit the drink, ditch the brother, get off the floor and - Be A Mother!!
#118 We stand with Ioan Gruffudd. We stand with Elsie & Ella.
#117 To be a dirty sock or to sell dirty socks, that is the question
#116 Cont Y Mor
#115 Squatters to the left, Tattlers to the right Stuck in the middle with a TRO
#114 Every day I am thankful I am not Alice Evans
#113 St. Malice, Patron Saint of Victimhood
#112 GRUFFUDD!!!
#111 Hey Alice, get a job and go fund yourself!
#110 I don't eat baby sheet stirrers
#109 I'm Alice Evans, my life’s a mess, I need a GoFundMe to buy Panda Express
#108 Alice Evans - penniless and down to her last $20,000 Bulgari Watch
#107 We Stand With Ioan Gruffudd
#106 Wake Up and Smell the Covfefe, Alice.
#105 I will always love and re bf never every one of you
#104 When your enemy is making a mistake, don't interfere
#103 Alice Evans - You Can't Handle the Truth!!!
#102 See you next Tuesday, the premiere of 102 Damnations
#101 She claims spending all day weeping, can you smell the bull seeping
#100 One more week till the PRO, who knows how low she will go?
#99 Yo chose a woman with MS rather than BS
#98 Imbibe, post, regret, delete, rinse and repeat
#97 Her last hoorah was tits on show, tick tock tick tock incoming PRO
#96 Yo & B did their 1st event, Alice stayed home and used Jasper to vent
#95 Alice knows her ABC’s… but missed out P, R and O
#94 Covid negative, but positively desperate for attention
#93 Give a man some peace and he will thrive.
#92 The Chronicles of YoBee
#91 Tattle, who I met at Alice’s meltdown
#90 Ioan has no socks because Alice used them all
#89 Alice turning water into wine, kidneys working overtime.
#88 More socks than in a department store, Alice doesn't believe less is more
#87 Selfies galore: Alice, do you WANT MORE?
#86 You're not homeless if breaking the TRO lands you in jail
#85 Nothing says I wuv u like a hypothetical disregard of a restraining order
#84 When the Ioan gets tough, the Gruffs get goin (to Europe)
#83 Bianca looks to be thriving, whilst Alice is dressed to go diving.
#82 I’d rather be an unobtrusive lurker than an Alice Evans shirker
#81 I'll never understand what I did wrong
#80 Alice the Shartful Dodger, can't say anything at all, except when she does
#79 Ioan got a restraining order but Alice wants a remaining order
#78 Cancel ur ho abs my TRO
#77 Honk the Hornblower
#76 Alice Evans abs the amazing disappearing black eye
#75 claims she's reached out to Bianca, the evidence shows she's a lyin merchant banker
#74 Alice Evans the smartest person in the room. So long as it's empty.
#73 Legally blocked immediately
#72 102 ways to threaten and coerce Coglet
#71 Alice shouts she’ll win in court, but let’s just look at Ioan’s report…
#70 (no thread title)
#69 Alice's eye: BLACKED IMMEDIATELY!
#68 Lipstick is red, Alice is blue; alone on Valentine’s Day, boo hoo
#67 a slug of Moonshine
#66 Better a ray of sunshine than a row of sharp ones
#65 Alice E smoking one fat doobie while talking smack to the squirrel & rat
#64 Alice is still completely barmy, here comes her rosé army
#63 get a job Alice!
#62 Alice wails “No money for the maid”, then buys a Tesla (fully paid)
#61 I reddit on the grapevine
#60 we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it
#59 She sleeps on a throne of lies
#58 Goodbye, Gloria, my old friend. I hope to hire you back again
#57 Alice needs to come back abs finished what she sharted
#56 I've got 99 filters but a pool filter ain't one
#55 More Easter eggs than a Taylor Swift album
#54 hashtag Alice for presisent!
#53 Don't be bitter, be Bee!
#52 More projection than a silent movie theater
#51 A threat of court cut her Twitter short
#50 Fifty Threads of mAlice
#49 Life w/o Twitter, she’s falling apart! But he's come to save her: A Shart
#48 Alice, you've been served
#47 Alice, Alice, where the feck is Alice?
#46 There's a rat in me Prius what am I gonna do?
#45 Alice is a walkin’ talkin’ tweetin’ stalkin’ mafia moll
#44 Ioan’s toothbrush has left the building!
#43 Hag not hag. Just throw some tat on a bag
#42 How to Tone your abs
#41 Alice still has Phil-ings for Ioan but will never a-Tone for her actions
#40 AE thought she was a ninja till a squirrel binned her
#39 more holes in her story than a 99c colander
#38 Whatever your trauma happens to be, don’t forget it’s all about ME
#37 "Poor me... another sharp one!"
#36 The Tales of 1,000 Ioans
#35 Vagina revokers and ego strokers, but his lawyer’s letters nearly broke her
#34 Game of Tone's
#33 She's a soap opera inside a horror film inside a documentary & she's free
#32 Alice, please won't you stop tweeting? 30 Biancas need their sleeping!
#31 Hello Bubba Bear, Goodbye Old Soak
#30 Alice has the ick, but Bianca’s got the dick
#29 We three wines in Alice’s bar, causing Tweets that travel so far..
#28 Christmas time, Alice has had wine, hope the lawyers don't resign
#27 Narc rage sells, narc rage sells, narc rage all the way!
#26 Ioan & Bianca get papped out walkin, Check behind all trees for Alice stalkin
#25 All I want for Christmas isn’t you.
#24 Better lock tweets, better not lie: Tattle Turds are coming to town
#23 The Sane Pedestal: Hub lift her up where she belongs
#22 On the 12th day of Xmas my hubby sent to me, a restraining order & a 730
#21 Silent night, holy night, Alice isn’t calm and certainly isn’t very bright
#20 Alice is a troll, don’t disagree or she'll call Instapol!
#19 One Bianca, Two Bianca, Three Bianca, Four…
#18 102 Defamations
#17 Her house is extra dusty, I bet she smells all musty
#16 More embellishments than a pair of Alice Evans Nike trainers
#15 Cryin, lyin, still denyin - Marmite, wolves & monkeys flyin
#14 Let bogans be bogans
#13 Consciously uncoupled from reality
#12 Embellisher of handbags, Nike Airs and the truth
#11 Never, ever, ever getting back together
#10 zero percent interest loan
#9 102 Divorce reasons
#8 As unhinged as her bathroom door
#7 Socks at dawn
#6 Alice still so bitter, all over Twitter
#5 Malice in wonderland
#4 He’s just not that into you
#3 Only communicating through the wizard
#2 From the frying pan into the fire, don’t risk your ex’s Ire!
Ioan Gruffudd/Alice Evans
I don’t know why I look at the drivel Loopy posts but he even managed to shoehorn SA into a post about 9/11
Has Alice started packing yet? Her lease should have expired by now.
Ioan pretending to be interested in her jibber jabber. How pitiful. Your SO calls from over 10 000 miles away and you can't find the time to have a decent conversation about anything.
But also, why are you sharing anything of this publicly???
It's called a private life for a reason, duck sake
Since things have been slow I went back and read that thread and it was really wild. (I think #26 if anyone is bored)
1. I wonder if that's where all the 2021 screenshots are coming from, if Alice is trying to gather screenshots from when T posted on here for her solid court evidence, and finding other great ones while reading
2. The vibe of T and the threads is not at all what I expected given the screenshot the FMs always post. Actually at the time, most tattlers were uncomfortable with her being on here claiming to have relation with B, and also there was a lot of doubt that the connection even existed. Reading mods comments and Twitter screenshots, sounds like she never even successfully proved she had a legit connection to B, and everyone at the time just assumed it was fake.
3. Also way less positive B vibes at the time lol -- if anything, this thread was more what Alice would like back then (hesitant about B) vs. now (generally very pro-B).
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