I’m Scottish and Lorraine Kelly knocks me bald
I’m Scottish and Lorraine Kelly knocks me baldFucking Lorraine has been doing that show in the mornings for at least 30 years and she annoys the absolute fuck outta me, always has done
No offence to any Scots btw 🩷
Ioan's public statement:I’m not even sure that Ioan and his lawyers care this bit of the internet exists. It’s max 20 people rehashing the same BS.
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Morning all.
I just want to start this post by saying I definitely over reacted yesterday and I shouldn’t have posted about flouncing. That was totally wrong of me and I hold my hands up to it - apologies to all. No excuses - I was being a twat.
The fact is - I can’t prove to any of you that I’m not an Alice FM. I used my posting on the JM threads as an example, because they, and not Alice, are what bought me to Tattle in the first place. I found these threads because Alice’s thread was always in the most liked bit and I remember reading about the DVRO ages ago and so joined in.
I had to lurk on Tattle for so long before a kind Mumsnetter gave me a code and I could finally join in the conversation.
I am open about my health etc purely because it riles me, like many of you lovely lot, when Alice starts claiming she’s bed bound etc when nothing remotely like that happens to her. I hate to see people use disabilities as a way of deflection, especially when they’re faking them in the first place.
I do have a certain posting style and can be aggressive. However, I’m taking that as a “constructive criticism” kind of thing, and I will tone ( no pun intended) it down purely for the reason that Alice needs no further ammo against Tattle.
I sincerely apologise to any posters I’ve offended or wound up. But I repeat I am not a FM. You don’t have to believe that, but please believe that I love the community here. So many lovely, kind, hilarious and clever people…the opinion on Tattle is all wrong, but on reflection my style of posting is exactly the kind they refer to when they say we bully others etc. I’ve sometimes been too aggressive and that’s not right. So I’m going to do better moving forward.
Again, apologies for the post yesterday - I was massively wrong to do that.
Also interesting that she mentions the DM while she is the one with clear links to a "journalist" who works for them. She even posted a picture of Boshoff and herself on her instagram, didn't she? What an own goal that is lolI think this needs emphasising. One of the reasons Alice and FMs have socks across various forums/websites that insult Alice is so that Alice can claim this:
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This is from Alice's declaration in January 2023.
I suppose she's trying to hint that "unknown third parties" are Ioan and Bianca.
Nope. A lot of it is coming from her camp.
See now we know for sure you aren't an Alice sock or an FM. There's no way you could or would apologise if you were!Thank you Mimsy.
I probably did misread it all. And yes, I do have an awful lot going on both mentally and physically. That is 100% all true. But it’s no excuse for how I behaved yesterday.
I also apologise for my discussions on what’s going on with me personally as it’s a derail of threads ( even when I’ve spoilered it ) and so I will stick to the Tattle Turd threads if I need a chat or vent etc. That way I’m remaining on topic on the main threads.
It’s clear I get triggered by Alice - a lot of us do, that’s why we are here. But I recognise it’s not the right time or place sometimes if I’m in a bad mood.
This is my mea culpa and again, I apologise wholeheartedly for what I did yesterday. I was out of line and reacted badly.
I don't think I've seen this declaration before. What's that bit about 'having objects repeatedly thrown at the front of our home'. Surely that's utter crap.I think this needs emphasising. One of the reasons Alice and FMs have socks across various forums/websites that insult Alice is so that Alice can claim this:
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This is from Alice's declaration in January 2023.
I suppose she's trying to hint that "unknown third parties" are Ioan and Bianca.
Nope. A lot of it is coming from her camp.
She can claim all she wants but it's just butthurt nonsense. And the biggest troll of her kids, turned out to be her Texan buddy. She doesn't seem to get that the US has free speech and the Judge isn't going to get Tattle shut down for her.I think this needs emphasising. One of the reasons Alice and FMs have socks across various forums/websites that insult Alice is so that Alice can claim this:
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This is from Alice's declaration in January 2023.
Especially with the honey mustardHer crispy, pretzelly trap. Been there.
Just want to remind you @welp that the Tattle HQ secret bunker and Defcon Mimsy are always at your disposal if you feel Alice is getting too close for comfort. Now she's narrowed down your nationality and Dusseldorf it's only a matter of decades before she realises you're a woman.bless them. I was yesterday in Düsseldorf, so perhaps they got a point here /s
at least two people are either ready to perjure themselves for Alice or get Alice down for perjury? Fantastic!
AFAIK he just wants to add a cheaper premium tier, not charge everyone
i dont get it
i do have 4 monitors, so entirely possible!
There was a cheese string on the skylight once and Alice thought it was a personal attack…I don't think I've seen this declaration before. What's that bit about 'having objects repeatedly thrown at the front of our home'. Surely that's utter crap.
I never clocked Snyders as being a spy or whatever. But I stopped posting largely in part to their aggressive posts about E. I responded several times that it wasn’t appropriate and the kids should be off limits but a few people agreed with Snyders that they were fair game and it really bothered me. So I’ve been lurking. Didn’t occur to me that it was someone digging for info. Well spotted.I have all the screenshots.
Here's some really awful ones:
1) The FM makes up a fantastical scenario which portrays Ella in a terrible light:
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2) The first line is just horrendous. Insults her appearance (skin tone) too.
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3) Basically calling the girls cunts.
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4) This is what really raised my suspicions. Not once, to my knowledge, has anyone here called Ella a narc.
However, Ella falsely claimed Ioan called her a narc in her restraining order application, which Ioan said he suspected Alice wrote:
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She always has an air of aggression about her.Alice would never wear a polyester top. OMG as "Tone" would say. She wears the finest tablecloths available to humanity.
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Yeah that was super weird.It was dodgy as all hell and very uncomfortable when she kept offering up the husband as some internet Sherlock Holmes. At that point so was out as I assumed The poster was hoping a Tattler would take the bait to use it against us or as proof Alice was being directly harassed in her attempt to get tattle closed.
But is she a member of the Facebook Christmas Card fan page?We were just talking over dinner about films we always like to put on time and again and Mr Flamingo’s Step mother mentioned two or three films and Christmas Card was one of them. Both mr Flamingo and I gasped out loud. She’s heard the Ioan and Alice story before and always loved Hornblower and Forever, and after I went on a mini Alice tirade she said “I think you’ve put me off that film now “
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