Agreed, I don't think she was ever anything special either, she has always looked hard faced and yeh she was slim but her figure wasn't anything special.Oh please! She was never anything special. All she had was her height and weight. Otherwise she just could be a suburban housewife. Without OP and I she was nothing. And that teal outfit is a real stinker.
This reminds me of something sweet the now Princess of Wales said about her gorgeous little Prince George and I always loved it. “George is a very podgy baby.”Portly is a lovely word. If anyone asks, my cat is portly. And if anyone dares to suggest he's fat, I'll come for you like Alice in a carpark. (Fur baby and I have just discovered Churu's. He might be a little bit more than portly...)
The black and white wouldn't be too bad if she hadn't then gone over the top with the hideous belt. The 1970s tablecloth doesn't go with the boots. The blue bedsheet is rather restrained for Malice and I'm surprised that she hasn't added ribbons to the shoes. That black sequinned dress is so short that I only hope that her 'badly packed kebab' wasn't on display - very muttony.
And I wonder why her x hub had ED?
The dog blanket is a better look than all these.
Would you say it's a...dump smell?She always looked like she had a bad smell to me
How many noses has she had? She'll be like Danniella Westbrook soon if she's not careful.
You know when your driving behind a bin lorry on a hot day? That smell
.I must admit to performance anxiety as to whether I can come up with something more outlandish than Bianca and Welp meeting up in Düsseldorf. The socks have raised the bar!Speaking of the IRS, I am eagerly awaiting the next installment of @kingseven's story!
She's an annoying cow. My dad got to do security when GMTV used to have the summer roadshows back in the day...the head got me H from Steps autograph on a bit of paper even though it was Lee I liked at the time while he got my wee sister a t-shirt signed by bands and people who were there...and he still says he doesn't have favouritesLorraine isn’t well liked here. The object of ridicule constantly. She comes across insincere and fake.
Aww Kenny Dalglish, what a man. I’m very fond of his home team
What you do is important and a hell of a lot funnier.
We can't be too serious about things or we end up getting days like today. Bring on all the creative pursuits! And thank you, and everyone else who has posted awesome things, for sharing your amazing creativity with us. 
This is enough to know that this woman has always had a tenuous grip on reality.
I'm pretty sure Farmers started out for farmers, a bit like what Farmlands is today. Farmers is by go to for underwear and their homewares are pretty good too.We have a department store here called Farmers and for years my hyper-intelligent (but common sense deficient) hub thought it was a shop just for farmers, so he never went in. He was astounded when we went on our first shop for manchester and he was allowed in
This is such a true statement about Ioan. mAlice because we Turds know nearly every sock is you then why did you marry his sorry ass then? You were a grown ass woman whom I recall flew all the way from LA to the
during the filming of King Arthur because you saw a photo of him with his arm around one of the actresses. Once married you happily stayed that way until he finally had to shake you loose like an angry Honey Badger by bifurcation? And you’re still not letting go which makes no sense.Oh I love the princessThis reminds me of something sweet the now Princess of Wales said about her gorgeous little Prince George and I always loved it. “George is a very podgy baby.”
georgy podgy 
Years and years ago I saw Danniella in real life..beautiful fresh faced with nice hair, lovely figure and dressed really nicely. The drugs and lifestyle has turned her into this!
Thistle is a discerning bun. Such a plush beaut.
