Wait have I missed something? Are they okay??Thinking about @NarcRage right now. I hope they’re OK and can catch up when they return!I learned this past week how hard it is to stay up-to-speed, lol, these threads can move so fast.
Wait have I missed something? Are they okay??Thinking about @NarcRage right now. I hope they’re OK and can catch up when they return!I learned this past week how hard it is to stay up-to-speed, lol, these threads can move so fast.
They left for a 3-week vacation during which they'll have no time or access to Tattle.Wait have I missed something? Are they okay??
Ah, dear Pearls, you have a unique style and the personality and attitude to carry pretty much anything off - from Irish dance costumes to sequined jumpsuits… Alice uses a number of Paris fashion week inspo pieces, blends them together by way of Blake Lively, and wonders why she is mocked for her dress sense. Scroll WaaaaaaAy down the page and take a look at that pearl cuff. Really.………I literally just bought a wedding dress covered in pearls, DON’T CALL ME OUT, AUTISTEUSE!Maybe some of us LIKE the vomit of 400 oysters, OK?!
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Burn, Tattlers, Burn.
That would be a cute outfit without the jeans. As Coco Chanel said, “Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off."She tries so hard to come across as quirky, and fails every time
BIB Bianca does this well with her leggings and nice coats.She always seems to be trying to subvert her look. Like Madonna in her heyday wearing frills with her fishnets. But she gets it so wrong. One of her style edits is the glam hair and makeup teamed with girly dress with ruffle or ribbons and finally she throws in the rocker chick watch, belts or chains.
Rocker chic pieces can be used to dress down sophisticated looks. Like a biker jacket over plain sheath dress and heels. Denim jackets and flowery dresses was a popular look. Currently leisure wear is teamed with tailored pieces.
BIB - To be fair to Alice, dresses and skirts over jeans was really trendy in the early 2000s.That would be a cute outfit without the jeans. As Coco Chanel said, “Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off."
Alice should've taken those jeans off.
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BIB Bianca does this well with her leggings and nice coats.
Actually Alice has got pretty awful knees, even in her heyday. God only knows why she wore above the knee ruffled skirts (an 80’s thing). When she poses she often adopts a bent knew position, leaning or hunched.BIB - To be fair to Alice, dresses and skirts over jeans was really trendy in the early 2000s.
I remember thinking it was a really hideous trend at the time, and refused to follow it.
I totally agree! I hated that trend it was very unflattering and I never succumbed to it nor did my friendsBIB - To be fair to Alice, dresses and skirts over jeans was really trendy in the early 2000s.
I remember thinking it was a really hideous trend at the time, and refused to follow it.
You know when you play sims and click randomise? Yeah thatLet's face it, Alice - even with the priciest clothes/accessories in the world - still manages on nearly every occasion to duck it up. I wonder if OP gave her the new release designer catalogues & suggested she pair items together as per the models in the catalogue were dressed - in the hint that her dress sense was that of no coco Chanel & more coco the clown
this is a warning for tattlers…Can someone please explain to me what the hell this is from her Pinterest?
Is it a 'shandylier'? That's a word I've just made up to describe a chandelier you create after drinking too many shandies.
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I’m itching to make a “seedy”comment about mAlice’s knees but I won’t. Moo!Actually Alice has got pretty awful knees, even in her heyday. God only knows why she wore above the knee ruffled skirts (an 80’s thing). When she poses she often adopts a bent knew position, leaning or hunched.
I can see why she went for the jeans under dress look to cover the knees. But this was not the type of dress for that look, even in the period it was on trend. It’s a statement dress, it just needed plain accessories. However I think she was a bit too old and pale for that dress. I say that even as someone who doesn’t believe in age rules for clothes. But that dress was meant for a young woman probably of colour.
Her hair tone is actually good in the photo. She often got styled for tv work in a much more subtle way. The hair and make up is softer and more natural in the stills I have seen. I wonder if her preference for the brassy look lost her parts. I think her and professional beggar CF are definitely stuck in dated looks that do them no favours.
You're all set. You just need to find the groom now.………I literally just bought a wedding dress covered in pearls, DON’T CALL ME OUT, AUTISTEUSE!Maybe some of us LIKE the vomit of 400 oysters, OK?!
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Alice's signature look was a dress and jeans and pointy boots.As Coco Chanel said, “Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off."
Alice should've taken those jeans off.
I wonder if OP had to pay her not to embarrass him publicly. Maybe that's where the 'childhood' savings came from?I wonder if OP gave her the new release designer catalogues & suggested she pair items together as per the models in the catalogue were dressed - in the hint that her dress sense was that of no coco Chanel & more coco the clown
It was trendy for about 5 minutes because it was hideous. Alice stuck with it though LOLTo be fair to Alice, dresses and skirts over jeans was really trendy in the early 2000s.
I remember thinking it was a really hideous trend at the time, and refused to follow it.
But on the flip side, he's finally escaped from her, he's got two daughters out of the relationship who will probably choose him over their mother in a few years, he has a loving and supportive partner, and the whole world can finally see how batshit insane Alice is.Does anyone ever think to themselves that three Welsh dudes lived & hung out together and Michael Sheen played Amadeus in Sydney, Australia, Matthew Rhys is Perry Mason, and Yo went to RADA & has to fight to get access to his children from a woman who likes chandeliers made of baby dolls.
I feel a bit dispirited today when I thought of that.
It's in the wiki now but it stands for "my opinion only" and you weren't the first to be unsure about the meaningI daren't ask but what is 'Moo' ? !
That made me laugh!!!!You know when you play sims and click randomise? Yeah that
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this is a warning for tattlers…