if alice the hutt needs a new home, maybe she should live with palpaTone
Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #163 We just watched Jabba the Chunk get destroyed by a droid. Best Star Wars yet
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To really rub it in that her stepmother and her daughter weren't invited Alice invited the neighbour of her stepmother and her daughter.
Reading between the lines I think this is what happened. She didn't know Rachel from Adam.
When everyone in your life “abandons” you, “betrays” you, “hurts” you, you have got to realise it’s probably you
Malice calls out misogyny but states she is not a feminist.
Also:
Malice misogynistically calls Bianca a ‘ho’ and tweets vile things about an unknown woman’s private parts.
That’s our Malice, Queen of the double standards.
Realistically he is more likely to be seduced by any of us turds (men included) than get back with mAlice. Not even if she was the last woman on earth!!
YES YES YES YES YES
Who wants to bet that she’ll use this visit as an excuse not to pack up and leave the house?
I've just seen that Toney Baloney claims his disgusting fingernail was because he'd been "walking a puppy in the mud". Funny, I walk my dogs in the mud several times a day but it's only my boots that get filthy 
However, I do also wash my hands when I get home again after bagging up their 
- maybe Tone should try that before picking up his precious photos with mucky digits and sending them to the world via Twitter
However, I do also wash my hands when I get home again after bagging up their - maybe Tone should try that before picking up his precious photos with mucky digits and sending them to the world via Twitter 
Jealous much
Abuser? They were HIS fans, never yours, you didn’t have many, if any, at all even during your “best” years. And from what I remember he was always polite and kind to those fans, not abusive and sneering like you.
I thought she was referring to the Vampire Diaries Con.
I think she initially threatened to take his siblings' houses in the divorce settlement didn't she? Because he'd obviously given his siblings some money. Unlike her, I imagine. I hope IG has been savvy enough to make sure that money is ringfenced. But I have a feeling he has savings for the kids at least - I remember the financials saying he had nothing 'easily accessible' so maybe a pension or trusts or things like that?
Anyway, this is my favourite wedding picture.
Alice: Discreet? I don't know her.Ha, at my wedding last year, my dress had pockets (yes, actual pockets) so I was able to keep my cigs and phone to hand. At the drinks bit after the ceremony, I snuck off round a corner of the hotel, with my glass of champagne. Found a quiet spot, lit up and had a good slug of my fizz. Only to turn round to look in the window and see a table of about 12 having an afternoon tea. I can only imagine they were like "Oh how lovely, there's a wedding on. Oh look there's the bride, awww. Oh..."
But yes, at least I tried to be discreet.
Isn’t this one of the photos from the spread in Hello magazine? Tonely the lonely is definitely a few sandwiches short of a picnic. The stupidity is strong in that familyI know we’ve seen it before, but that wedding pic is just the most depressing thing. No one looks happy at all (though it seems at least Tone can’t tear his eyes away from the blushing bride). And yes it’s normal to have a drink (and a fag) at your own wedding, but at least put them down for the photos - jeez.
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Has anybody told them that she won’t turn up?
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I imagine the kids are embarrassed by the Grimm Twins social media outpost. Pair of bleeping nobodies.
and/or Alice’s Instagram. Fannies.Isn’t this one of the photos from the spread in Hello magazine? Tonely the lonely is definitely a few sandwiches short of a picnic. The stupidity is strong in that family
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They are all much missed here, as is @TheNotoriousManzana. I hope they are lurking and know their presence is missed
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Has anybody told them that she won’t turn up?
by any chance was she? 
Shat it from scrutiny by some of the other tweeters. Couldn’t stand up for poor put-upon Alice any longer.
It remains fascinating to me that Alice thinks everyone wants to be famous. She insults “trolls” by saying they don’t have the reach to make her a meme, but I doubt anyone here wants that. We’re just here to marvel at her crazy choices while we have our coffee and take a break from our work spreadsheets. We don’t want to be featured in the Daily Mail the way you do, Alice; most people don’t. She thinks she has something over other people because she’s achieved the fantasy they’re desperate to have, and it makes me sad because it again points to a very insecure adult who only gets validation from other people and her supposed “fame.”
Ahhh… yes, my mistake. Although I could truly see her using *that* as an excuse not to move (or sack off the Con., pleading that she had to move because of her terriblehorriblecruelawfulnastyabusivehusband and his bogan.
Oh yes, this is so true. In fact, when I'm having one of those days where my hair is a mess, my clothes are too tight and I look like I haven't slept for a year, I comfort myself with the fact that I'm definitely more likely to get laid by Ioan Gruffud, than Alice is. Even though she's a Hollywood film star, and I'm not!
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