Can't wait until Big Al rocks up to court with a thousand print outs of comments made about her...
Judge: So Big Al, these were sent directly to you?
Al: Well no, i searched a gossip site for them
Judge: And are they wrong, you didn't call your daughter a tedious witch
Al: Well yeah, my bad
Judge: And you have never threatened to send your children away if they don't support you?
Al: Rolling on the floor...
Judge: Okay, and you didn't call anyone saggy vagina eyes, bogan, horse teeth or a psychopath with a kinetic fanny?
Al: We'll yeah, there was that
Judge: No abusive calls or voicemails?
Al: Ermm yeah, forgot about that one
Judge: And you have never tried to ruin Ioans career by writing to his employers?
Al: I mean, yeah but some of them were in French so they don't count my lord
Judge: And you obviously have never supported or encouraged any abusive posts about your ex partner and his girlfriend?
Al: But he left me your honour
Judge: And what about Ioans claim of you being the #WeHoFlasher?
Al: But Lupenis the super lawyer said that Ioan would come back if i gave him a glimpse of my derriere
Absolute clowns