Just juzsh it up with some hoof ribbons and rhinestones and it will be Perfect chef's kiss ...
Just juzsh it up with some hoof ribbons and rhinestones and it will be Perfect chef's kiss ...
Okay, I found the one.Much too clean.
I had a packet of BBQ beef hula hoops earlier today that I found hidden at the back of the cupboard and oh my days I forgot how good they were as not had them in ages. OH had a packet of salt and vinegar discos while at work and they were the ones that take the coating off your tounge. I love the packets like that. They are the best ones to eatDammit. Now for some reason I want hoola hoops!
That picture is chilling….. It’s like when the police find an old unidentified skull and reconstruct it with putty to show what the person looked like… Sorry Alice, no one came forward to claim you..Got my avatar ready for tomorrow. It's her after the gavel bangs and she gets on instagram to tell "her truth".
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I thought they were engaged?View attachment 1464495Gruffudd to marry Evans
Welsh actor Ioan Gruffudd is ready to cement his five-year relationship with longterm girlfriend Alice Evans by asking her to marry him.www.irishexaminer.com
If someone could Photoshop some bows on the horse's feet that would be fire
I'm creasing laughing at bovine BarbieIdk man the bailiff in this case deserves a salary bonus for when he ultimately has to haul Blitzed Bovine Barbie outta the courtroom cuz she came in wearing her wedding gown up to her knees, live-Instagramming, and attempted a spicy cleavage-roll across Ioan’s council desk but toppled off the edge and bruised a bazonga. I envision bailiff placating her afterwards with some saltines soaked in cheap spirits and confiscating her crossbow in the hallway
It's even got the designer logo at the front! Malice lurves 'designer' shite.Okay, I found the one.
It all but screams elegance, opulence, class and taste - and, most importantly, it not only honours Alice but also pays hommage to her faithful Flying Monkeys.
I‘m ready.
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For you dear @ReturningthePearlsFriends, I’m havin’ a really bad depressive episode today and binge-ate my PRO snacks while I was walking along the shoreline of the beach, goddamn it.
Can anyone share theirs??? I promise I won’t double-dip my tortilla chips in your salsa.
Ioan. United in support.I think a change of avatars are required tomorrow and Weds peeps. Hhmmm. But to what?
No one's thinking that you said anything bad or meaning to hurt your feelings. You didn't have any need to apologise. It's difficult to read tone without hearing or seeing expressions, just written words, too. Personally, I find it easier to write than talk or I can really get my feet wedged firmly in my mouth. Don't worry.That hurts my feelings so bad. I didn't mean anything I said ugly. I really didn't in a million years, that's why I apologized.. I don't have bad behavior. I'm very introverted and I don't converse with people often, so I am awkward and say the wrong things. You are a witch. Alice?
Back to witch couldn’t lie straight in bed then!I thought they were engaged?
It'd have to be one of those throw them, pop up tents - no danger Abuser Evans could figure out how to erect a tentMaybe she should watch Nomadland, that should make her run screaming to the settlement table. Because that is her future if she don't stop her crap, or a tent under a bridge somewhere.
A wool suit in that weather. But name brand. Yeah, sounds like Alice.
What can the Liberal (snarf) Big Al, the anti/Trump, pro-science Twitterer, have in common with lady v for vomit? It’s an enigmaShe is not going to be welcomed back in the UK. She was a society 'It girl' like Tara Palmer Tompkinson and Tamara Beckwith and dated Prince Andrew briefly but even then the press wasn't that interested in her because she looks like a horse. She gets in the papers now for wearing hideous revealing clothes that show off her skeletal frame and by trading off her past association with Ghislaine Maxwell and defending Andrew. She has gone full David Ick and QAnon. She is a climate catastrophe,covid denier, and full-blown conspiracy theorist. She is anti-vax, anti-immigration, and Pro-Trump and she is going to go down like a lead balloon in the UK. In 2003 she said "It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day." She posted dangerous nonsense on her Instagram stories today about root canal causing breast cancer.
I’ll be in it all daySo what’s everyone wearing for the occasion? I’m torn between this
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Decisions, decisions…
But that's for a pony it will never fit that Clydesdale. She will be bare ass again. My apologies Clydesdales, but I'm using your breed only for size reference. You are wonderful animals, nothing like that twit.Okay, I found the one.
It all but screams elegance, opulence, class and taste - and, most importantly, it not only honours Alice but also pays hommage to her faithful Flying Monkeys.
I‘m ready.
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