Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #126 Alice is 54 - on her birthday, do you want more? RAWR!

[tilly27]

She really thinks that if Bianca left, Ioan would come running back into her arms.

Not even if Abuser Evans was the last woman on earth

 

[Bridgeofsighs]

This situation saddens me because I feel like much of our collective frustration with her stems from the fact we understand her but no one has or will ever be able to help her. The car crash continues. I just feel for the girls.

I agree except for the BIB. Lots of people have tried to help her - IG most of all. Even someone with his patience eventually lost it with her. Tons of people have given her good advice - only to get excuses, BLOCKED IMMEDIATELY FUCKO or aggression and insults.

She is like a pig in tit. It might be odious but she likes it.

 

[welshfitnessgirl]

On Alice's Instagram, Georgia has liked her posts regularly.

As above

 

[Snotbuster]

Hi all. I have lurked on these threads for the longest time, watching in horror as Alice covers herself with greater piles of excrement almost every day. Many of you Twattlers have had a (hitherto) silent admirer in me and your ability to see through and call out Alice’s abuse of her ex AND daughters has been nothing short of heroic at times. In short, you’re all pretty much amazing.

I’ve joined Tattle - and may quickly pop off again - for one specific reason, however: with a request to those of you who denigrate and speak of stay at home mums - and others who do not work through choice or not - to please stop.

I’m a similar age to Alice and became a mum at around the same time her children were born. My husband and I had a long road to becoming parents, just like the Gruffuds (GRUFFUDS! ), and it was the easiest decision ever to not return to work after maternity leave to focus on my family.

Unlike Alice I’d worked without interruption since I was a teenager and had bought my own property. Like Ioan, my husband works long hours and yes, money is tight so we cut our cloth according to our means. I’m an old-fashioned housekeeper, I guess, and my focus is on making sure everyone in the family is fed, in well laundered clothes, clean and comfortable, with lots of schlepping around after school clubs and homework in between. There are lazy days when I spend too long reading your posts, however. Can’t lie about that.

Like Alice, however, I may probably never go back to work. Unless I can find an employer magnanimous enough to give me school holidays off, etc - with those coveted school jobs harder to find than hen’s teeth - then it’s unlikely. I do plan to go back to study and volunteer in a year or two, but everything will be based around the school calendar as, as our Head Teacher said to me recently, with all the pressures on young people today, our children need us more when they’re in secondary/High School, not less. I think this makes sense.

Apologies for the long-winded post, however, I just wanted to say to those of you who are blanket slating SAHMs, please stop. If Alice wasn’t such a lazy, abusive, nasty and vindictive twit then there would be no problem on her wanting to focus on her children, surely? The stay at home/not working narrative is a red herring and a narrative that many posters here have got fixated on without considering how cruel and mean-spirited it reads to those of us who also do not work but are genuinely doing the best we can, in our own way, for our kids.

Also, there seems to be a complete straw man here pitching working parents against SAHs. This seems like a BIG distraction and an insulting example of blind misogyny. Bringing home the money for your family or spending your days washing the skid marks out of their pants, surely all of us who are doing our best for our families and are NOT Alice Evans are brilliant women in our own way?

Going all Hallmark here, but can’t we women - as it does sound like mostly women here having a pop at other women - hold each other up and not make blanket judgments whilst still calling out Alice for the pond scum she is?

My beef with Alice's demands are that she feels entitled to the future she wants, without regard for reality. Not everyone who wants to be a stay at home parent gets to be one. Lots of single parents have to work outside the home. And she doesn't really want to be a SAHM. She wants to be a lady who lunches.

 

[welshfitnessgirl]

Thanks for pointing that out. I’ll have to keep an eye out.

I unfollowed her because of it. Don’t want any AE sympathisers on my feed.

 

[Blurp]

With you on most of this, but BIB - I politely and respectfully disagree. My parents both worked and we still had plenty of family time too. Alice could have taken a part time job somewhere during the hours the kids are at school then they could have gone places afterwards or had a week away together. Plenty of us absolutely have to, there's no other way to afford to live. That's what really gets my goat about this selfish, lazy mare whining on. She's been paid to sit on her arse for years yet she doesn't even know how good she's had it.

Yup. Plenty of military spouses work. Military single parents also make it work with the help of family and friends when deployed/at sea; however the Abuser has no friends and has cut herself off from all family - Ioan on the other hand ...

 

[Bridgeofsighs]

This is from November, such a gem
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Thread title suggestion

Alice (singing off-key) Non, je ne regrette rien

(I regret nothing - song by Edith Piaf)

 

[Blurp]

I just did a quick image search and there is a pic of her in a black t shirt she looks the same size as she does in the daily fail pics. I don’t think she has had a boob job. I know that I can appear bigger depending on if I’m wearing a bra and what type of bra so maybe she is just wearing different underwear

I just thought that she was wearing a push up underwired bra, TBH. Even her bikini is underwired.

 

[claudiarocks]

Thread title suggestion

Alice (singing off-key) Non, je ne regrette rien

(I regret nothing - song by Edith Piaf)

Or lol

She broke the TRO Rools Alice will always be La Foule

another Piaf classic lol

 

[Howdy]

Anyone else think B has had a boob job? I couldn’t help but notice in the pics with her, Ioan and the pooch.

No. Those tshirt bras in a tight top can be very deceptive! I did think she looked like she'd had her top lip done but the photo is a bit blurred so may not be.

 

[claudiarocks]

Or lol

She broke the TRO Rools Alice will always be La Foule

another Piaf classic lol

Both songs need adding to the playlist!!

 

[pleasepassthepopcorn]

Tomorrow I’m gonna watch it again and keep you guys updated!

I skimmed through it earlier and fast forwarded through places I didn’t think she’d be but couldn’t spot her. Didn’t give it much attention though so would be curious to know!

 

[Knitwit]

I also think she had PND and started self medicating to try to sleep

I wouldn't say this about any other person who chose to start a family later in life but I think Alice with her personality disorders was too old to start a family. She was 40 when she had Ella, she was used to putting herself first, drinking, partying, and getting up when she wanted. What a small baby actually entails would have been a shock to her. The multiple IVF rounds to have Elsie knowing what we know now seems strange but they had a nanny and a housekeeper at the time.

I think she had PND and then was perimenopausal when she had Elsie so that was a whole other thing to deal with. Small babies are hard work and exhausting and what better way to unwind than a few sharp ones and a few Twitter fights when they've got to bed?

I don't know if Alice actually has all the medical conditions that she claims but when you are in bed nursing a hangover getting up with the children is a killer, except Alice didn't have to get up, she had Ioan and the nanny but she did need an excuse

 

[Nixlondon]

This is from November, such a gem
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Can't remember if we have "Non, je ne regrette rien" on the playlist. God Alice is SUCH a flaming bleep.

 

[claudiarocks]

Adawu said:
OK I am going to buy Disney and give Alice the starring role in the next blockbuster! Now what role can I create for an erratic 54 year old with alcohol and substance abuse issues? Any ideas anyone?


Female re-make of Pinocchio.

Pinoc-ciao ….. she’s wooden as fck anyway another thing she’s tit at ! Her actual profession well ya know what I mean lol

 

[TinkSparks]

She never accounted for another woman entering the equation, I think this is why she blames Bianca to such an extent because Ioan was completely submissive until he extracted himself from her.

I have personal experience of this, so I couldn’t agree more. My husband’s ex is as toxic as Alice. He left her after she cheated and her parting shot ‘you’ll never find anyone else’ 10 months later he met me, and we have experienced so much from her it’s actually sometimes difficult reading Alice’s tirades as it’s so triggering.

 

[Nixlondon]

Alice in Wonderland, the Smoking Caterpillar

Malificent, the Menopausal Years

 

[Whodofthunk]

Also all this talk about boobs growing after kids is really making me want kids now lmao. I want me some QUADRUPLE D’s afterwards, I wouldn’t mind cuz my car has cup holders

Big tits make people (me) look more matronly as one ages. Most my body is smaller . I'm jealous of small, firm ones, where you can go without bra in sexy tops.

 

[TinkSparks]

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In an attempt to understand why the duck Alice seems so determined to go to prison I came up with this little list:

Possible advantages in Alice going to jail:

• No bills to pay! (Until she gets out…)
• Doesn’t have to worry about cooking or cleaning (or parenting!)
• Doesn’t have to maintain a car or a pool.
• A captive audience (literally!) for her rants.
• (Enforced) Social media, alcohol and drug detox.
• Lots of (orange!) jumpsuits to potentially bedazzle.
• A whole hour of assigned excercise time each day. (Ahem, cough…)
• No squirrels (but sadly still could be rats)

Have you seen the state of her pool lately?! It’s not being maintained at all

 

[AnneinHever]

This is from November, such a gem
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Really smart people are actually able to recognize their mistakes, regret them and learn from them.

yep, sure did --- previous was thread #98 Imbibe, post, regret, delete, rinse and repeat

Spoiler: 126 "thread titles"

#126 Alice is 54 - on her birthday, do you want more? RAWR!
#125 Alice thinks she's wily - enter Anne Kiley
#124 2 year bender, no surrender!
#123 Oi Alice, the reason you're so bloated is because you're full of it
#122 Only a pineapple ring needed to complete the meaty display
#121 She's just the bargain basement Meghan Markle
#120 THE CAPS ARE ON, but Ioan's not home!
#119 Quit the drink, ditch the brother, get off the floor and - Be A Mother!!
#118 We stand with Ioan Gruffudd. We stand with Elsie & Ella.
#117 To be a dirty sock or to sell dirty socks, that is the question
#116 Cont Y Mor
#115 Squatters to the left, Tattlers to the right Stuck in the middle with a TRO
#114 Every day I am thankful I am not Alice Evans
#113 St. Malice, Patron Saint of Victimhood
#112 GRUFFUDD!!!
#111 Hey Alice, get a job and go fund yourself!
#110 I don't eat baby sheet stirrers
#109 I'm Alice Evans, my life’s a mess, I need a GoFundMe to buy Panda Express
#108 Alice Evans - penniless and down to her last $20,000 Bulgari Watch
#107 We Stand With Ioan Gruffudd
#106 Wake Up and Smell the Covfefe, Alice.
#105 I will always love and re bf never every one of you
#104 When your enemy is making a mistake, don't interfere
#103 Alice Evans - You Can't Handle the Truth!!!
#102 See you next Tuesday, the premiere of 102 Damnations
#101 She claims spending all day weeping, can you smell the bull seeping
#100 One more week till the PRO, who knows how low she will go?
#99 Yo chose a woman with MS rather than BS
#98 Imbibe, post, regret, delete, rinse and repeat
#97 Her last hoorah was tits on show, tick tock tick tock incoming PRO
#96 Yo & B did their 1st event, Alice stayed home and used Jasper to vent
#95 Alice knows her ABC’s… but missed out P, R and O
#94 Covid negative, but positively desperate for attention
#93 Give a man some peace and he will thrive.
#92 The Chronicles of YoBee
#91 Tattle, who I met at Alice’s meltdown
#90 Ioan has no socks because Alice used them all
#89 Alice turning water into wine, kidneys working overtime.
#88 More socks than in a department store, Alice doesn't believe less is more
#87 Selfies galore: Alice, do you WANT MORE?
#86 You're not homeless if breaking the TRO lands you in jail
#85 Nothing says I wuv u like a hypothetical disregard of a restraining order
#84 When the Ioan gets tough, the Gruffs get goin (to Europe)
#83 Bianca looks to be thriving, whilst Alice is dressed to go diving.
#82 I’d rather be an unobtrusive lurker than an Alice Evans shirker
#81 I'll never understand what I did wrong
#80 Alice the Shartful Dodger, can't say anything at all, except when she does
#79 Ioan got a restraining order but Alice wants a remaining order
#78 Cancel ur ho abs my TRO
#77 Honk the Hornblower
#76 Alice Evans abs the amazing disappearing black eye
#75 claims she's reached out to Bianca, the evidence shows she's a lyin merchant banker
#74 Alice Evans the smartest person in the room. So long as it's empty.
#73 Legally blocked immediately
#72 102 ways to threaten and coerce Coglet
#71 Alice shouts she’ll win in court, but let’s just look at Ioan’s report…
#70 (no thread title)
#69 Alice's eye: BLACKED IMMEDIATELY!
#68 Lipstick is red, Alice is blue; alone on Valentine’s Day, boo hoo
#67 a slug of Moonshine
#66 Better a ray of sunshine than a row of sharp ones
#65 Alice E smoking one fat doobie while talking smack to the squirrel & rat
#64 Alice is still completely barmy, here comes her rosé army
#63 get a job Alice!
#62 Alice wails “No money for the maid”, then buys a Tesla (fully paid)
#61 I reddit on the grapevine
#60 we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it
#59 She sleeps on a throne of lies
#58 Goodbye, Gloria, my old friend. I hope to hire you back again
#57 Alice needs to come back abs finished what she sharted
#56 I've got 99 filters but a pool filter ain't one
#55 More Easter eggs than a Taylor Swift album
#54 hashtag Alice for presisent!
#53 Don't be bitter, be Bee!
#52 More projection than a silent movie theater
#51 A threat of court cut her Twitter short
#50 Fifty Threads of mAlice
#49 Life w/o Twitter, she’s falling apart! But he's come to save her: A Shart
#48 Alice, you've been served
#47 Alice, Alice, where the feck is Alice?
#46 There's a rat in me Prius what am I gonna do?
#45 Alice is a walkin’ talkin’ tweetin’ stalkin’ mafia moll
#44 Ioan’s toothbrush has left the building!
#43 Hag not hag. Just throw some tat on a bag
#42 How to Tone your abs
#41 Alice still has Phil-ings for Ioan but will never a-Tone for her actions
#40 AE thought she was a ninja till a squirrel binned her
#39 more holes in her story than a 99c colander
#38 Whatever your trauma happens to be, don’t forget it’s all about ME
#37 "Poor me... another sharp one!"
#36 The Tales of 1,000 Ioans
#35 Vagina revokers and ego strokers, but his lawyer’s letters nearly broke her
#34 Game of Tone's
#33 She's a soap opera inside a horror film inside a documentary & she's free
#32 Alice, please won't you stop tweeting? 30 Biancas need their sleeping!
#31 Hello Bubba Bear, Goodbye Old Soak
#30 Alice has the ick, but Bianca’s got the dick
#29 We three wines in Alice’s bar, causing Tweets that travel so far..
#28 Christmas time, Alice has had wine, hope the lawyers don't resign
#27 Narc rage sells, narc rage sells, narc rage all the way!
#26 Ioan & Bianca get papped out walkin, Check behind all trees for Alice stalkin
#25 All I want for Christmas isn’t you.
#24 Better lock tweets, better not lie: Tattle Turds are coming to town
#23 The Sane Pedestal: Hub lift her up where she belongs
#22 On the 12th day of Xmas my hubby sent to me, a restraining order & a 730
#21 Silent night, holy night, Alice isn’t calm and certainly isn’t very bright
#20 Alice is a troll, don’t disagree or she'll call Instapol!
#19 One Bianca, Two Bianca, Three Bianca, Four…
#18 102 Defamations
#17 Her house is extra dusty, I bet she smells all musty
#16 More embellishments than a pair of Alice Evans Nike trainers
#15 Cryin, lyin, still denyin - Marmite, wolves & monkeys flyin
#14 Let bogans be bogans
#13 Consciously uncoupled from reality
#12 Embellisher of handbags, Nike Airs and the truth
#11 Never, ever, ever getting back together
#10 zero percent interest loan
#9 102 Divorce reasons
#8 As unhinged as her bathroom door
#7 Socks at dawn
#6 Alice still so bitter, all over Twitter
#5 Malice in wonderland
#4 He’s just not that into you
#3 Only communicating through the wizard
#2 From the frying pan into the fire, don’t risk your ex’s Ire!
Ioan Gruffudd/Alice Evans

Some of these are still hilarious!