Did you notice that B was wearing the same bikini that she wore in last year's photos? How awfully tacky of her. s/ I bet AE has a bunch of designer bikinis stashed all over her house. She can start by selling those on eBay.‘ample assets’?? Who writes this tit? I don’t know why this has pissed me off but it has. Smutty almost. Why do the DM do this to women?
As for the ample language, I'm sure there is a style manual that they use: If your subject has tits, use the following adjectives: ample, bouncing, brazzer-licious, delectable, decolle-tahhhhge, super-mammary, luxuriant, teeming C-cups,...