I just followed your instructions!!Imagine if I hadn’t been telling the truth… You could have had quite different results. Great to see you trust me Stone!
Any prospective employer would take a glance at her socials…………….She thinks she is too big a person to live an ordinary life. She would never get what she sees is a normal job. Imagine having to manage her. The whole HR department would be focussed solely on her - managing her long periods of absence, the bullying claims, her inappropriate behaviour. It would be endless.
Sôs coch! Literally red sauce. I can never quite remember that I need to ask for “ketchup” in the chippy when I’m away from home, always comes out as “red sauce”Dear @tropeonarope, please remind me what tomato/red sauce is in Welsh......I have such happy memories of my daughters when young, laughing hysterically with their Welsh speaking little friends about it.
But with the passing of the years, all I remember now is their laughter
"Bargain basement Betty Broderick" is Alice
Hey! I'm that old too
Scary double pupilsNew thread recap is simply going to be sea cunts and Bristol dildos.
Sounds like my 5 year old niece when she tells you what she's going to do with that dollar the tooth fairy left her. Here's her list. She going to buy her bunny a new cage, and her brother's hamster a bag of seeds and her mom a fitbit and her dad a big bag of jerky...and...and...then she gets distracted by her favorite lunch.“I’m gonna write a BOOK and a SCREENPLAY about my heartache and I’m gonna start a BLOG and I’m gonna make a PODCAST and I’m gonna run for PRESIDENT and when I win I’m gonna write my INAUGURATION SPEECH about it and EVERYONE will know I am a SAD, LONELY EX with NO JOB and NO DIGNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Pickled, like an onionEverytime I scroll and see that pic it gives me the heebie jeebies, she looks like mummified
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Shall we…?So technically we could get away with calling her a sea cunt in a thread title then?? Genius!!
You are a genius @tropeonarope
Thread title suggestionGrifted her way through life, then threw her toys out the pram
How about Skint, Bent, and full of Shint!Prospective Thread Title - Glum, Dumb and Full of Rum
And now back to work I go!
Maybe this should be the next thread title. Oh, honey, why'd you do it?If Alice wrote this, do you think she would s-lag off her biggest movie? Nah, it would be all about how the Oscars strangely missed her performance.
Not as much as, "What did Alice mean?"this should be a quiz show
"what did Alice say?"
now THAT may earn her some money
Or “what did Alice delete?”Not as much as, "What did Alice mean?"
Brilliant!! Thank you so muchSôs coch! Literally red sauce. I can never quite remember that I need to ask for “ketchup” in the chippy when I’m away from home, always comes out as “red sauce”
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