And you know she thought it was a way to tempt him into contact with her. “Just open the email, Ioan, there’s a sweet photo of the girls attached. That’s a good boy.”
Hey just thought of another song for the playlist—
The Thompson Twins - Lies
Is she keyword searching Twitter to find these? Lawyers invent things?? What?
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Ladies and Gentlemen, one of the finest legal minds of her generation - Alice Evans!And you know she thought it was a way to tempt him into contact with her. “Just open the email, Ioan, there’s a sweet photo of the girls attached. That’s a good boy.”
Hey just thought of another song for the playlist—
The Thompson Twins - Lies
Is she keyword searching Twitter to find these? Lawyers invent things?? What?
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“Daily Mail: Alice, how do you explain why every lawyer who has worked with you hates you, wants to quit, and curses their every waking moment when they’re around you?”
“Alice: It’s easy. Lawyers just make shit up so I’ll look bad. I try to tell them that if a statement is harmful to my case, it’s obviously I was only joking (like doing to Ioan what Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp, hahahahaha). They have no sense of humor. So I rely on my trusty steed Loopy, who also makes shit up, but in a way that makes me look nice.”