‘Please Father Christmas, all I want for Christmas is diabetes.’
‘Then so it shall come to pass. Merry Christmas and I hope your 2021 is as successful for you as 2020 was. Now, is anyone in this house on the naughty list? Let me check my records. Oh dear, oh dear me. I worry that if I bring you gifts you may think that I’m stalking you. You don’t need another wide-angled lens either. Think of all the trouble the last one caused.’
‘Then so it shall come to pass. Merry Christmas and I hope your 2021 is as successful for you as 2020 was. Now, is anyone in this house on the naughty list? Let me check my records. Oh dear, oh dear me. I worry that if I bring you gifts you may think that I’m stalking you. You don’t need another wide-angled lens either. Think of all the trouble the last one caused.’