The trouble is with both the Inghams is they make the mistake of thinking that because they hit the jackpot on YouTube (before they fucked it up) that it shows how clever they are.
In fact, they are so stupid they don’t even realise how stupid they are. I have a masters but wouldn’t be confident teaching my daughter to GCSE level because I know that I hated maths and have blocked most of it from my brain (though I did get a B at the time) and I only got C’s in science so that’s not really a strength of mine either. So if I was in the situation where I needed to homeEd, I know for a fact I’d need some back up in those subjects. I think the others I probably could teach other subjects after a fashion but I know I’d have to put a Lot of work in learning the curriculum, finding resources, researching good places to go on our travels to learn about things, reading and analysing books etc. because I am educated myself I realise what the gaps are in my knowledge and what it would take to support someone through the crucial GCSE years. And that’s without the other three kids.
I’ve only ever heard Lazy talk about her A level drama. As far as I know it’s always been Theatre Studies and you didn’t have to do a 15 minute monologue - as she claims - you had to produce a piece of theatre in a group for 20% of your mark. Me and my friends produced a puppet show to a couple of Gong songs
and I got an A at the end so I assume it wasn’t
tit.
They assume that because they can afford the pilot training (not sure if they can) Chris can train to be a pilot. It doesn’t occur to them that he might fail the aptitude test. Would that occur to you? I’m not sure I’d feel confident without knowing more about what’s in it.
I kept wondering why Lazy had to reiterate that £ was about the same as € all the time. Most people’s brains flip to local currency once they’ve been in another country for a few days. Not her though. Too slow of thinking.
when they get themselves into almost daily strife they deal with itby lashing out instead of thinking about what would go down best with their audience - for once Creepy was right when he admitted he’d made a mistake leaving the Esme clip in, why didn’t they just say something like that in the first place? Just askIng themselves “what would a management company do?”. Even jade Goody learned to do that in the end!
I feel bad how thick they are. Intellectual snobbery isn’t good, but they are really damaging their kids by doing this to them and I wish they realised how much!
At this rate their only achievement is likely to be as backing singers on Chris’ attempt to knock Ladbaby off the number one spot with his hit single Prinny Woo next Christmas.