I wonder if she is pregnant, I don’t actually think she’s that unattractive but her face looked completely different today and definitely bloated and I haven’t seen any trace of the usual pink Echo Falls or crappy flavoured cider for a while!
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I agree Sarah looked different today, I think she wasn’t wearing any mascara? It’s definitely her eyes
I can hand on heart say I have never heard of that term or had a haircut specially for holiday, but then again my hair is just long and straight so my sister just trims it for me.
We say that where I live down south
Same goes for when it’s windy or when they’re hiking or just in general when they’re trying to make food. These people are nasty! Having that much hair all over me would drive me crazy! I bet they have to unclog the pool drain after a night of swimming with those chavs!
Same here and im down southWe say that where I live down south
She's not eating meat, she's on her seafood diet - she sees food and she eats itWhat in the name of ASS has happened to Sarah’s face?!?! Since not eating meat it’s BALLOONED!!!
Lollll, I'll see my own way out
Getting through tolls shouldn't be a massive hoo-ha, unless you're the tight-arse that is Chris Ingham who wants receipts for everything for his business expenses claims - can you imagine the stacks of bits of paper they'll be collecting during this stupid trip? They claim everything back, according to Sarah: petrol, accommodation, admission to theme parks, the steam off their piss ECKSETRA ECKSETRA
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I’m pretty sure they’re breaking carseat laws in France.
My little boy who was about the same size as Jace was only 1st when he was one. It’s illegal for them to forward face under 10kg which would be 1.5 stone. Interesting.
My little boy who was about the same size as Jace was only 1st when he was one. It’s illegal for them to forward face under 10kg which would be 1.5 stone. Interesting.
10kg is 22lbs. Jace is 16 months old so I’d imagine he’s heavy enough to sit forward now.
Wouldn't surprise me at all. Like his very long, convaluted explanation of how he "lost" the drone in Scotland.
There`s nothing quite like loving yourself ,is there?
I thought Moonface just looks different because she has her hair tied up for once. She usually has the carpet of hair draped over most of her face.
Also I think she drew her eyebrows on thinner than usual.
Also I think she drew her eyebrows on thinner than usual.
Some valuable tips and knowledge I gathered from Inghams (while watching with an ad-blocker on, no ££ to them from me 
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--Pounds and Euros are same basically (wow really? Gee thanks)
--Creepy giving us example of how toll works in Fran-ceee (what a valuable contribution
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--Lazy giving another valuable tip for someone planning a road trip to France :Carry a 80% ( is it 70% babe or 75%) anyway we got these 80% alcohol hand sanitizers that kill all kinds of virus because obviously in caravan you can't wash hands very often (Two Questions for you lazy 1. How often do you wash hands (or hair) when you are at home 2. is sharing masks ok if one uses 80% alcohol sanitizer)
-- Rain on top of the caravan was like a Tsunami? What?!
Also Creepy explaining why too much rain can be a problem for air con, "it is like a thing but it is probably fine" not sure if my mind is prepared to absorb so much information. Shame they didn't film chris shouting 'give me towels, I need more towels' when the chavan was flooded . If it wasn't on vlog, it didn't happen? 
--Leaving your eldest to take care of your toddler near / in the pool while you stand laughing like a maniac is totally fine and is part of 'making memories'
--Spend hours in pool and eat takeaway pizza, Inghams have the mastered the french agriculture. Also we tattlers were clearly wrong. They support local businesses. See they didn't buy frozen pizzas but bought some from the restaurant on the camp site, how kind of them.
Also I don't know if I missed it, bit have they made no mention of Prinny?
)--Pounds and Euros are same basically (wow really? Gee thanks)
--Creepy giving us example of how toll works in Fran-ceee (what a valuable contribution
)--Lazy giving another valuable tip for someone planning a road trip to France :Carry a 80% ( is it 70% babe or 75%) anyway we got these 80% alcohol hand sanitizers that kill all kinds of virus because obviously in caravan you can't wash hands very often (Two Questions for you lazy 1. How often do you wash hands (or hair) when you are at home 2. is sharing masks ok if one uses 80% alcohol sanitizer)
-- Rain on top of the caravan was like a Tsunami? What?!
Also Creepy explaining why too much rain can be a problem for air con, "it is like a thing but it is probably fine" not sure if my mind is prepared to absorb so much information. Shame they didn't film chris shouting 'give me towels, I need more towels' when the chavan was flooded . If it wasn't on vlog, it didn't happen? --Leaving your eldest to take care of your toddler near / in the pool while you stand laughing like a maniac is totally fine and is part of 'making memories'
--Spend hours in pool and eat takeaway pizza, Inghams have the mastered the french agriculture. Also we tattlers were clearly wrong. They support local businesses. See they didn't buy frozen pizzas but bought some from the restaurant on the camp site, how kind of them.
Also I don't know if I missed it, bit have they made no mention of Prinny?
Lazy mentioned they only took 12 towels with them, after explaining they had used some/all of them to mop up the water after the van flooded?
Surely u would take more towels, if u were away for such a long time, or if u couldn't always get somewhere to wash them!
Surely u would take more towels, if u were away for such a long time, or if u couldn't always get somewhere to wash them!
I am Northern so that’s maybe why. To be fair maybe yours is for the day. They get ready for the afternoon.Same here and im down south
My thoughts:
- A flood already! Hopefully not clickbait. Living the dream!
- I'm not buying the flood. The sounds were fake. When Isabelle was vlogging, everything was dry. Guessing Creepy broke it, but is trying to claim back on insurance to fix it? Looking into the past weather and rainfall shows that Creepy is a lying rat too.
- So they're travelling to the south of France. Surely they're not going to be stupid enough to enter Spain?
- Lazy's looking chavtastic today.
- 79 euros is not 100 pound. Can someone remind me why they are home educating again?
- All this travelling is totally unfair on the kids. Especially Jace.
- Lazy needs to put a bra on.
- Is he seriously filming and driving? Idiot.
- Wait... The Minghams moved to a quieter area at the campsite. Well, that area is no longer going to be quiet. My guess is that they didn't get asked. They probably kicked up a fuss and demanded to be moved so they could still film.
- Did they not stop at this campsite before too?
- I don't know... The thought of being in a swimming pool with others during a pandemic doesn't really appeal to me.
- Think we've just had our first woohoo of the trip.
- Isabelle playing the mother role brilliantly once again.
- That pizza looked pretty decent actually.
- That book looks quite interesting (obviously won't get you any GCSEs). It's the kind of book my eldest would read and enjoy. He's 8. Wonder whether it's the version that tells you about the lost drone at sea
- See you tomorrow at 5pm...ish...
- A flood already! Hopefully not clickbait. Living the dream!
- I'm not buying the flood. The sounds were fake. When Isabelle was vlogging, everything was dry. Guessing Creepy broke it, but is trying to claim back on insurance to fix it? Looking into the past weather and rainfall shows that Creepy is a lying rat too.
- So they're travelling to the south of France. Surely they're not going to be stupid enough to enter Spain?
- Lazy's looking chavtastic today.
- 79 euros is not 100 pound. Can someone remind me why they are home educating again?
- All this travelling is totally unfair on the kids. Especially Jace.
- Lazy needs to put a bra on.
- Is he seriously filming and driving? Idiot.
- Wait... The Minghams moved to a quieter area at the campsite. Well, that area is no longer going to be quiet. My guess is that they didn't get asked. They probably kicked up a fuss and demanded to be moved so they could still film.
- Did they not stop at this campsite before too?
- I don't know... The thought of being in a swimming pool with others during a pandemic doesn't really appeal to me.
- Think we've just had our first woohoo of the trip.
- Isabelle playing the mother role brilliantly once again.
- That pizza looked pretty decent actually.
- That book looks quite interesting (obviously won't get you any GCSEs). It's the kind of book my eldest would read and enjoy. He's 8. Wonder whether it's the version that tells you about the lost drone at sea
- See you tomorrow at 5pm...ish...
I'm down south and we say it. However, we say it at a decent morning hour. Not at midday like the Minghams.
Same here and im down south
I'm down south too
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