Ingham Family #115 Sweaty messes, ill-fitting dresses and un-brushed tresses

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M_stalker said:
I’ve noticed aswell that the views from the Scotland vlogs are ridiculously high since they’ve gotten home considering they were quite low for a few weeks, everyone decide to watch at the same time or something 🤣
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Will they earn extra money from YouTube by buying views or is it just to make their videos seem more popular?
 
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Emzykins

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Few pointers.

They’re going vegetarian because of the poor treatment towards animals. They have a dog they can barely look after properly?!

Lazy was preaching about milk and the way it’s collected from cows. So why not go vegan then? Vegetarians still have milk or cheese. If it’s so bad Lazy, why don’t you stop having cows milk too?

They’ll just have to put almond milk on their crunchy nut 😂
 
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Gotmepopcorn

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WHY WE HAVE TURNED VEGETARIAN AS A FAMILY | VANLIFE EUROPE 2020

Esme starts the vlog by telling us she has set up the breakfast table. The girls are having their favourite French sugary cereal that they found last year. Jace even has a bowl. Isabelle freaks out about a wasp.

Isabelle tells us that she and the girls are going down to the pool for the last time whilst Creepy packs up the caravan. They weren't sure if they were going to go but thought they should go and have one last go on the slide. Isla says something about her swimming costume. Esme tells us that she and the girls have been down the slide a few times to test what they can film. The girls all go on a slide together. Isabelle does an impression of Isla landing in the water. More pool footage.

Lazy is trying to keep Jace occupied with books whilst Creepy and the girls are having fun in the pool but it isn't working. Lazy gives him a nectarine to try and stop him walking over to the pool. More footage of the girls on the slide. Creepy tells us that Isabelle clogs the water at the top, Esme waits further down the slide and then they go down. Creepy follows them down the slide. More slide/pool footage.

Isla has got out of the pool because she is cold. Lazy says she can go and get a shower in a second when she can drag Isabelle and Esme out of the pool.

Lazy says the girls have gone to the shower block to get ready because they need to get on the road. They have one more campsite tonight before they arrive in the South of France at a caravan site they're staying at for a whole week. so they'll be able to set up the awning and the corner sofa they have to go in there. Lazy and Creepy have been packing up the car so they can leave as soon as the girls get back.

Some lovely shots of the French motorway. Shaky footage of the sat nav, Lazy pays the toll. More road. Lazy tells us they have arrived at campsite number 4 and it's windy. She is taking the girls and Jace for a walk whilst Creepy puts the legs down on the caravan. The park is too busy. Lazy films a tent that has blown over. Lazy is trying to find out what a noise is. She can't see anything is confused. Esme eventually spots a bug and Lazy zooms in.

Everyone is back at the caravan and Creepy attempts some French. They got back to the caravan at 6pm, had dinner indoors because the wind is savage. The girls are watching a movie on Netflix because the caravan site has really good wifi. Oh good, so Creepy is a happy bunny tonight because he can buy lots more views so he can download music for the vlog tomorrow. They're going to try and get an earlier night than usual tonight because they have a very exciting day tomorrow when they drive to the next stop, where they'll remain for a week and there's a lot of cool things happening. They've had a few night stops on their way down France and it's been so nice but tomorrow if the first of many crème-de le crème stops. Creepy then tells us that 2+3=6.

Lazy was about to end the vlog ad she feels so bad for Creepy. He was going to go and get the camera out of his car and everyone heard him screaming and he's been stung by a huge wasp that was in his shoe and he now has a can of coke on his foot. 'Oh my lord the pain'. Lazy asks if it will die after it's stung and Creepy says no. Creepy films the 'little bad boy' that stung him and tells us he thinks it's a bee because it's big but Lazy tells him it's a wasp.

Lazy saw two wasps fly past the car when they arrived and told Creepy they were birds. 'I think they're hornets - Europe Hornets... European Hornets.' They're ending the vlog because Creepy wants to nurse his wound. Before they end the vlog Lazy wants to speak about their vegetarianism. They're not pushing the views onto the girls and are allowing them to eat meat if they want to but at the moment they don't want to. There's a couple of reasons and the first is for the health reason because they ate too much red meat. They researched the treatment of animals and couldn't look at meat in the same way again. Lazy says they were ignorant.. no not ignorant.. uneducated. You're taught as a kid that milk comes from cows but not about the cruel treatment they endure for you to get the milk. The Inghams decided they didn't want to be part of that. Creepy says something inside him has clicked to the point where he knows he'll never be able to eat meat again. Didn't he eat that pastry with meat inside from that café a couple of weeks ago? They all missed meat when they went vegetarian for a month last year They now haven't eaten meat for three weeks. They saw lots of farms in Scotland and it made Creepy feel bad. They educated the girls but didn't go into gruesome detail. They're not missing meat and think the vegetarian foods are more flavoursome. Lazy could never eat a burger without eating it really quickly because the sight of meat putting her off. If they ordered chicken curry they would only eat the rice and sauce so Lazy doesn't think they're missing out. They're not vegan but are making small changes as a family. Creepy moans about the pain and Lazy says the foot has swelled right up with a tennis ball sized lump on it she asks if it's normal. Anyway they found vegetarian cheese.

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The bee wasp hornet.. tattle's hero
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Shudder, those turkey legs making another appearance. Only just got over the photos of them thunder thighs from on that skibike at the Maldives
 
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ChrissyPoo

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So now we know where they're staying, let's see where they visit. No doubt it'll all be very underwhelming. But I'm saying no more than that for now.
 
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Flowerstar68 said:
Lazy, if this is true, please go to Monaco for the day, you'll fit right in with all the other rich and famous people 😁
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Hahaha it is true, same pools and sun loungers. Exactly what I thought maybe on their way to Cannes or Monacco to try and get lazy noticed for a modelling contract 😂😂😂

Briteiz4778 said:
Hahaha it is true, same pools and sun loungers. Exactly what I thought maybe on their way to Cannes or Monacco to try and get lazy noticed for a modelling contract 😂😂😂
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They can run but they can't hide ! someone will recognise where they are.
 
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Campervans are banned in Monaco and the police are super strict about it - would love to see them try! Popcorn out...
 
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thegreencow said:
ARRIVING AT A VERY SPECIAL DESTINATION! + TODDLERS FIRST JACUZZI EXPERIENCE! VANLIFE EUROPE 2020

Creepy moves the caravan. Footage of driving toward a toll, which Lazy says is busy. She tells us they were up quite early because they want to make their way to the south of France. Lazy is excited to get to the campsite, have the awning set up and have a great week. More tolls and Lazy says she's lost track of what numero they are.

A little while later they arrive at the campsite and Lazy shows their 'massive' pitch. Creepy is lining up the caravan to give the maximum amount of shade. Timelapse of awning going up.

Lazy isn't going to lie; it's a bit warm. They've had a couple of days where it's been nice but not hot with a really nice breeze. Isla comes over to the camera and starts pouting. The blow up awning is going up and Lazy points out Isabelle doing Tiktoks. Creepy is pumping up the new sofa; of which he threw away the instructions. Lazy can't cope with Isla so she calls her over. She rambles something about Jace and Russia. Thankfully Lazy is on standby to translate; Isla walked over to her and asked what she thought Jace would sound like when he first says 'Russia'. Lazy says Isla is a Rountree Random and Isla attempts to say 'Rowntree' but Miss top of the class pronounces it as 'rown-chee'. Considering they eat so many sweets that she has to have two decaying teeth removed, you'd think she'd know how to pronounce one of the most popular sweets on the market.

Sofa is inflated and isla does a '1..2..' before jumping onto it. Lazy and Creepy can't decide how to have it; Lazy wants it against the awning so it doesn't cut off the rest of the awning but Creepy wants it dumped randomly in the middle so it's dumped randomly in the middle. Lazy tells Jace to get off her white sofa with chocolate on his face. She goes to grab some baby wipes. They just have to put the curtains on the windows and put the carpet on the protective covering. Lazy cackles about the shoe storage Creepy has bought because the pockets are tiny and the shoes don't fit so Lazy asks the ifam what they could put in there. It's time to go to the pool.

Creepys camera is filthy so he cleans it. The caravan is set up and the Inghams are now at the pool area. The sun is gorgeous and Creepy is impressed with the campsites but he's going to get in the pool for a swim now. He needs to get the beanie off because he's sweating his butt off. They have the kids' pool all to themselves and Lazy keeps asking Jace 'what's that'. He had the biggest Paddy when they were walking up there and it was so cute. Lazy says it wasn't a paddy, he was just sulking. They did this thig they do where they say goodbye to Jace and turned around to walk off whilst he stood there not giving a tit. According to Lazy it was a proper teenage strop. Pool footage and once again none of the other children on the campsite get any privacy.

Lazy says she is in the hot tub with Jace and then makes a bitchy remark about how it will get people talking but it isn't a hot tub because it's the same temperature as the pool. Creepy says it isn't the hot tub and they're not putting Jace in one for anyone wondering. Lazy says they will call the vlog 'Baby in hot tub for first time' and Creepy says ok.

Footage of the beige pasta and meatballs dinner. I read that one of the side effects of going vegetarian is having lots of gas It will be very smelly in that caravan; I hope they packed the air wick.

It's after dinner and the girls are washing up Creepy says the girls have it down when it comes to camping washing up. Isabelle says that last time they weren't so into it but Isabelle is really into it now and offers to do the washing up. Creepy tells her 'it's a good thing babe, you take after me.' It's time for him to end the vlog because they're going back to the caravan to take an early night. He says early but doesn't know what time it is. Isabelle thinks it's half 9. Creepy has been to the shop to get water The onsite shop is amazing and there's some live music being played but the Inghams can't hear it from their caravan because it's too far away. Creepy tells us they have such an amazing week planned (moment of hesitation) with stuff planned onsite and stuff planned far out from there. A ton of stuff is happening. Ok Creepy, you keep telling yourself that but Greencow knows you're talking out of your arse. In the next shot Creepy tells us a couple walked around the corner and didn't look impressed that he was talking to a camera; they looked at him like he had an alien on his shoulder. Creepy tried to say hi to them.

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“Is that it Chris?” 🍆

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piedoll93 said:
So they pretend to be van lifers. Pretend to be vegan. Surely next thing has got to be them pretending to be into yoga, meditation and exercise! 😂😂😂
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and pretend to have morals

Kelsbels79 said:
No we didn’t see it but think about it would you want to see he’s troll feet cause I couldn’t think of anything worse 🤮🤮🤮
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his borrowers feet isnt he only like a size 6 or something
 
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Emzykins said:
Few pointers.

They’re going vegetarian because of the poor treatment towards animals. They have a dog they can barely look after properly?!

Lazy was preaching about milk and the way it’s collected from cows. So why not go vegan then? Vegetarians still have milk or cheese. If it’s so bad Lazy, why don’t you stop having cows milk too?

They’ll just have to put almond milk on their crunchy nut 😂
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Vegans can’t eat crunchy nut either...honey!
 
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Flowerstar68 said:
Lazy, if this is true, please go to Monaco for the day, you'll fit right in with all the other rich and famous people 😁
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Ha ha, i went there last year and even i felt out of place. They would stick out like a sore thumb
 
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Flowerstar68 said:
Lazy, if this is true, please go to Monaco for the day, you'll fit right in with all the other rich and famous people 😁
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They have their own police and legal system in Monaco ! They would be a very lot
Interested in a groomer entering the country 🤔
 
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