Imogenation #59 No one cares enough any more to think of a thread title

[Shrekssister]

Don't worry angels I'm not a bad mum for weaning early, I did it last time too!

As if that makes it better... number one priority in your life but your life is so lacking in things to share you have to risk permanently damaging your child's digestive system for validation online. Super mama!!!

 

[Kathleen22]

Omg I thought her same post just appeared on my homepage again on insta, but NO it’s a NEW post!! How many times does she wanna say the same tit in 50 different ways.

she’s so bleeping obsessed with herself. Me me I I my constantly!!!!!

 

[VirtualSignal]

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Omg I thought her same post just appeared on my homepage again on insta, but NO it’s a NEW post!! How many times does she wanna say the same tit in 50 different ways.

she’s so bleeping obsessed with herself. Me me I I my constantly!!!!!

Well she has the luxury of being able to lay on Rens floor all night, making zero attempts at sleep training her, because unlike most other parents she doesn’t have a job to get up for in the morning and Servant on standby.
So utterly unrelatable I’ve no idea why any parent would folllow this narc.

 

[Honestlyk8]

Old spenny is desperate to be sponsored by gymshark isn't he..

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He's all of a sudden starting posting a lot. I reckon they are running out of money and so Grimmo has told him he needs to get online... Well I hope so anyway

I’m pretty sure he even mentioned this in the Christmas day vlog. When he was opening all of these from Imogen she said “you want to work with them, don’t you?!” And he says something like he emailed them saying Merry Christmas or something completely embarrassing and beggy.
I reckon she’s had him doing one of those vision boards and decided on his goals for him.
“I think I want to have my own career again, I might go back to the barbers…”
“NO BABYLOVE YOU WANT TO WORK WITH BRANDS DON’T YOU?! And you can ALWAYS be home with me! I can get you gymshark! Here’s the email!
“… I guess I wanted to train for tough mudder”
“YES I CAN DO THAT TOO! WE CAN DO COUPLES CONTENT! The first breastfeeding couple to do tough mudder HOLDING HANDS in MATCHING Gymshark!”

 

[lotusbiscoff]

Lol we all know oriastellawillgrabyafella had a kebab, a chicken korma, 2 Naans and 4 pints of Carling right after the broccoli.

I'm bleeping laughing so much
She's down her local Spoons as we speak playing darts with the boys

 

[Bertha]

New to this thread, just being nosy really but I used to watch this crazy b*tch back in the day.

What kind of a name is Renalia or however you spell it

 

[Shrekssister]

New to this thread, just being nosy really but I used to watch this crazy b*tch back in the day.

What kind of a name is Renalia or however you spell it

She's also got Oriavella which truly makes Renaelia seem not so bad

 

[D_Wills]

She's also got Oriavella which truly makes Renaelia seem not so bad

Haha Renaelia seems completely normal and delightful compared to Oriavella. That poor little girl.

 

[nickgrimshaw]

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How many times is she going to ask this same bastard question!!!????

They both look like potatoes to me

 

[Kathleen22]

Hello angels!!!

Ren HATES the buggy all her life only wanted to be in the sling now conveniently it’s the only place she’ll nap???

She use to blatantly lie about ren hating the pram/buggy just so she could 1. Lose weight by carrying her absolutely everywhere even round the house and 2. To make people think she is the most amazing mother to walk the earth and her child only wants her always.

So she’s falling asleep at 7.45 as long as you are next to her but I thought she just wasn’t sleeping at ALL?? She called it a sleep regression?? She cannot keep up with her own bullshit

 

[lotusbiscoff]

She's such a martyr. Whinging continuously. Crack on love with being a parent, you chose to procreate P&G Roofing Ltd so get on with it.

 

[AmandaGarceeeah]

Why is toddler fashion the best, meanwhile Renault is dressed like a babushka?? Make it make sense!? She’s passed on her tit dress sense to her poor girls!!!

 

[rhino]

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Why is toddler fashion the best, meanwhile Renault is dressed like a babushka?? Make it make sense!? She’s passed on her tit dress sense to her poor girls!!!

I'm sorry but the weather is too cold today , fair enough choose your own battles but when your diaghyer has a weakened immune system supposedly I don't care if my daughter was kicking and screaming she'd be wearing a coat in 2 degree weather or we wouldn't go out. Roll on renalia being poorly and not sleeping AGAIN

 

[peachesandcreamz]

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Hello angels!!!

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Ren HATES the buggy all her life only wanted to be in the sling now conveniently it’s the only place she’ll nap???

She use to blatantly lie about ren hating the pram/buggy just so she could 1. Lose weight by carrying her absolutely everywhere even round the house and 2. To make people think she is the most amazing mother to walk the earth and her child only wants her always.

So she’s falling asleep at 7.45 as long as you are next to her but I thought she just wasn’t sleeping at ALL?? She called it a sleep regression?? She cannot keep up with her own bullshit

Funny how they nap at nursery because they're able to play, run around, and expel energy - but can't nap at all around screaming Imo!

Also is she saying she walks 2 and a half hours every day just to get them to sleep? Maybe they don't need to be going to bed at 7pm?! And she will be shedding lbs by doing 20k steps a day no doubt

 

[Brookie cookie]

Is it normal to be tying balloons on your kids feet?

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Poor Ren always looks so sad when Imo takes pics of her.

 

[Hollierachx]

“I LOVE BREAST FEEDING” do you? You haven’t mentioned you breast feed before?

 

[nosygall]

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Why is toddler fashion the best, meanwhile Renault is dressed like a babushka?? Make it make sense!? She’s passed on her tit dress sense to her poor girls!!!

This has made me howl. Babushka

 

[PreciousPenney]

Happy Hump-day everyone...

"I'm repeatedly blinking Dad, why aren't you rescuing me from this woman's clutches?! I'm going to kill Renal for telling me I need to blink twice for help! I'll be thumping her into next week when no one's looking, she must have been having me on! Nothing or no one is going to rescue us from this hell hole!".....

 

[rhino]

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“I LOVE BREAST FEEDING” do you? You haven’t mentioned you breast feed before?

Oh just duck OFF IMOGEN some things are just better unsaid or posted to a private/ personal page. You have far too many women who have struggled or are struggling that are following you. Seeing that made me cry this morning my little one is 3 months now , we battles through him not being able to latch , jaundice so I had to pump to pump to make sure he was having enough to flush it out. Then he wasn't gaining weight and was diagnosed with a milk allergy so I had to give it up as I didn't want another few weeks of him being poorly whilst the dairy got out of my system. I would've loved to have "loved breastfeeding" and she's got no idea how it feels to have failed your baby. I'm just one of 1000s of women who have struggled. Read the room imo
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Oh just duck OFF IMOGEN some things are just better unsaid or posted to a private/ personal page. You have far too many women who have struggled or are struggling that are following you. Seeing that made me cry this morning my little one is 3 months now , we battles through him not being able to latch , jaundice so I had to pump to pump to make sure he was having enough to flush it out. Then he wasn't gaining weight and was diagnosed with a milk allergy so I had to give it up as I didn't want another few weeks of him being poorly whilst the dairy got out of my system. I would've loved to have "loved breastfeeding" and she's got no idea how it feels to have failed your baby. I'm just one of 1000s of women who have struggled. Read the room imo

I'm also going to be unfollowing her now because why would I follow someone that upsets me ?!