My guess is that Sarah gets an actual pregnancy condition! Terrified anxious etc, something like SPD (can’t remember the full name) I had it with my first it’s where your pelvic muscles get all sort of loose and it genuinely is agonising, I think the burning groin pain is a hint, it can leave you pretty much unable to move without severe pain for the whole of the pregnancy, of course we know how Sarah downplays all of her illnesses so much so she’ll still manage to get to the shops with it, she’s so brave shopping for the IFAMs enjoyment. More sofa days and yes definitely a carefully worded fully passive aggressive victim speech about the horrible internet trolls, baiting the ‘army’ to go seek and destroy. EMOTIONAL!