IAmSarahJay #11 Mumchausens-by-Doxxy

[VeniVidiVicki]

I assumed it was about this. After hounding mu followers all day to buy £20 worth of broken biscuits, she broke this devastating news

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Hahahaha I knew that would happen.

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

Doubling down on the existence of Big Butchie now.
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Handy to have a big fella to run errands for ya while you’re snoring at home innit

Spoiler

Blobby would NEVER.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Is she saying that it was HER phone that was stolen now? Or did she use her son's phone number for UC?

Given her phone and number to whichever one lost theirs in the optician?

 

[Foxvint]

Fuckin hell, her latest tweets. Is there nothing she won't throw out to the floor. How can you not know where it came from? Cos the haywire pattern common with peri-meno is very different from the other thing she mentions that should always be checked out.

 

[TallulahTwinkle]

She’s had a plot twist moment. Could this be because she has got another form to fill in, or has she seen Parlez pinned tweet that he and That L Woman are now an item….

 

[Nonah]

It’s a wind up account lol.

It’s so funny. It had made me wonder (again) if “Sare” is also a wind up account. If so bravo.

 

[Sensible Susan]

Virginia Woolf, also famous for 'brownface'. Different times though

 

[Nonah]

WTH is poocrave? And why is she following them??

Pop satire account. I don’t think she realises the satire part.

 

[Lazarus]

I LOVE the account here https://tattle.life/threads/iamsarahjjay.42410/post-17246287 of Monroe trying to bullshit a donation and SJ not letting her off the hook. HT @Lazarus & @FlashBoof

Here you go babe:

Jack Monroe #337 The gaslighting desperation of a narcissist

New member, be gentle with me! I'm a refugee from Twatter/Guardian btl comments who feels properly used re JM and her 'worthiness' (oh also a certain Honest Beauty Journalist who writes for them who mentioned here so I had a read...) I feel manipulated by SM and my favourite newspaper into...

tattle.life

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Sarah, your lack of sleep is entirely in your hands.

 

[byefeliciax]

Sickening that she’s even discussing what she might try to scrounge next with her 13 year olds, even more sickening that she keeps telling him he’s “disabled”.

She’ll be renaming him Luke next.

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Still replying to the pisstake account I’m dead

 

[Hold my beans]

She's 100% spending her time reading Tattle

 

[Sensible Susan]

Ok, which one of you lot is the hilarious spoof follower?

 

[Sensible Susan]

Watch this space Sarah

 

[griftalo]

The upper echelons of society in Regency England. It's a Bridgerton reference.

I refuse to believe it’s not Withington as she’s developed some weird obsession with a south Manchester suburb.

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

I see the health kick/diet is off to a good start. 1.5kg of biscuits, plus sugary drinks, cheese, and white bread.



This is disgusting. That kid’s request list looks like the sort of “light snack” you see on those superfat shaming docuseries where a parent has a half-tonne kid in a reinforced bed with under belly sores and they just keep blending and shovelling high sugar, high fat ultra-processed foods down their throats to stop them wailing because they are incapable of showing love or affection in any wholesome or healthy way because they haven’t addressed their own traumas. It’s abuse.

It sickens me that Sarah’s response is “What about a sausage roll as well” and not “You’ve gotta be JOKING!”. 4 Boost bars, milkshake, sausage rolls, and sugary caffeine drinks to sit on his arse with?! Buy him some fucking fruit.

It’s also hella disturbing that she didn’t remember her 13 year old has access to her Messenger! First she didn’t know he had his “dangerous” dad on Instagram, then she didn’t know he even had Instagram, then she didn’t realise he had retweeted her Aldi video, she didn’t know he even had Twitter, and now he has unfettered access to read her personal messages? Probably a load of abuse back and forth between her and his dad’s family, sweaty fall outs with multiple people over demands for money, and sexts to Corey and co.

BIB is a Golden Retriever ass thing to order tbh

 

[BeardyBap]

So Miss Politics didn't even watch the debate?

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Nope. She doesn’t watch live television (no TV licence). She waits for the clips to hit Twitter & YouTube.

 

[Sensible Susan]

Of course she knows what this is! She practically almost nearly got a Psych Masters, DARRLINGG!

Did she ever pass any modules for that I wonder? Seem to remember she was looking for free counselling courses at one point.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Loving your cricket references, have we had Beefy & Lamby yet?

I'm scarred for life after what Beefy did on twitter that time *'Nam eyes*