IAmSarahJay #11 Mumchausens-by-Doxxy

[TrolleyParton]

I love him, my son got me Crook to Cook, best recipe book I've owned

Snoop's mac n cheese is the absolute business!

 

[Sensible Susan]

Why was she fuming he walked in and didn't have his phone on after his exam? Makes no sense. He had an exam. He came home. Not surprised he puts off coming home til the last minute.
No pleasant cooking smells after an exam but her shouting at him and no doubt off to the shops.

Any decent mummy makes sure the kids are home before they go to the 'Spoons Asda. Meter's running ffs.

 

[Girty Drifter]

I've not been following the Jay Slater case too closely, mostly because I'm on a lovely weekend away in Lincoln. If there are any local mares there, your city is beautiful but that Steep Hill can fuck right off

Hope you have a lovely weekend Squeaky, it’s a fab place.

 

[Sensible Susan]

She’s clinging onto the Jay Slater thing because it’s being talked about. Yet again no thoughts or opinions she’s formed herself just desperation for interaction on her tweets.

Re-tweeting the fash again

 

[byefeliciax]

Sarah ‘F*ck you you Tory prick’ Goodwin, fishwife of the century, more abrasive than a Brillo pad, maintained a friendship with someone who votes Conservative?

Give over. She can’t even tolerate Tories on the internet.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Well done, Sarah, this is an excellent start to resetting your sleep patterns.

Either that or she's lying and it's been absolutely killing her to not tweet since 930pm, in which case, oh well.

 

[L3moning]

It's total horseshit. There's a good thread on here on it. The 6th thread title was as funny as this one is - Mags is off on her yacht, sailing the world on the tears of the fatties

My favourite thread titles here have been the Phillip Schofield one which included the phrase "Help me Holmes, I'm straight no more!" and the Jack Monroe one which started with "Hold my hoverboard, Lou..."

 

[byefeliciax]

She’s fucking ridiculous.

 

[Sensible Susan]

Meanwhile in celebrity bullshit, she’s back fangirling over Nicola Coughlan. Did someone say “Who?”
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Only one of the most famous women in the world! Tell us more!
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She’s from Galway you balloon. Has it moved North? Have the people of Galway been informed? She does know the Derry Girls cast were acting doesn’t she? Honestly, at every turn she’s just thick as pigshit.
#Irish

Haha, I'm a bit late to this but good grief

 

[Sensible Susan]

If she thinks that's a logical thing that will happen, to me that indicates she's taught her kids to look down and laugh at other kids. Judging others standards by her own she found in the gutter.

She's retweeted silly cow Stanski saying if you pay tax you should have the vote. That's her sausage fingers barred from the booth then.

I bet she's never voted in all the (30?) years she's been eligible.

 

[L3moning]

She has something of a point, in a sense, that it shouldn't take that long to sort something like that, but she also shouldn't be doing it via tweeting constantly, email them and keep a record of everything. And yes, threaten to go to court if necessary, but don't do that publicly on twitter either.

 

[mchops]

The kids have everything, every device and service going. They are not vulnerable. Don't give her ideas. Chavs , hopefully the 12 year older brother does a bit. I bet he has since they were born. Still got a degree and a job. Asked his mum to stop begging for his dentistry online too.
No Cape either I bet.

 

[Darvos]

The things is though, she’s not. My 16 year old cat has more capability for self reflection.
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Agree tbh. I meant close as in a television doctor to his holiday accommodation. (Sorry.)

 

[mchops]

When did she move from the east end to lewisham? What experience of growing up had more impact on her being hard as nails, putting up with no shit.
Soz writing fantasy screenplay

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

Christ, she's as bad as Bex when she's not getting enough attention from here (or, in Sazzle's case, from thon bloke she's at war with on there). Poke prod poke.

 

[Hold my beans]

I hope she gets more than 3 hours sleep today

 

[mchops]

Fairly sure the rope picture is fake. Same old story has been knocking around the net for 20 years, even Snopes debunked it. Typical Sar tbh

 

[L3moning]

As sure as night follows day….

The "two accounts" being RSM and Bex, presumably?

 

[griftalo]

WTH is poocrave? And why is she following them??

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

That tweet is 247 characters with spaces, Twitter character limit is 280. I think it has the "show more" at the bottom because of the way she's laid it out with all the line breaks.

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Thank you. I can’t count