griftalo
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As I mobility scoot through the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
'Cause I've been griftin' and twattin' so long that
Even mu momma thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it (cos I’m no victim bitches)
Mu budget like normal folk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'
Or you and your homies might get a sausage pointed at them
I really hate to walk but I gotta taxi
As my ankle crack, I see myself in the snack aisle
Fool, I'm the kinda scuzz the little tattlers wanna be like
On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers for a screwdriver
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Look at the situation they got me facing
I can't budget normal life, I was raised by the street
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watchin', got me lazy as fuck
I'm a poorlyeducated fool with money on my mind
Got my crowdfunded ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a porked up granny, set trippin' banger&mash (only it got left in the hall)
And my shopping is done so don't arouse my anger
(While I beg at the till)
Food, more ain't nothin' but a grift away
I'm not livin' life do or die, what can I say?
I'm nearly 50 now but I look fifty five
The way things is going I don't know
Tell me why am mu so blind to see
That the ones mu hurt are drib and drab
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a half assembled flatpack dump
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a second freezer for chips
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a false economical farce
Power and the money, money and the grift
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's runnin', but not me cos mu ankle, owee
It's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin' (I’m too lazy)
They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If I can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they jealous, that's why I know my life is out of control, fool
My kids spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
My kids spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a scuzzy hellhole
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in sausage finger paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a second freezer for chips
Tell me why am i so blind to see
That the ones mu hurt are chip and dale.
Tell me why am i so blind to see
That the ones I hurt are slip and slop?
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
'Cause I've been griftin' and twattin' so long that
Even mu momma thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it (cos I’m no victim bitches)
Mu budget like normal folk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'
Or you and your homies might get a sausage pointed at them
I really hate to walk but I gotta taxi
As my ankle crack, I see myself in the snack aisle
Fool, I'm the kinda scuzz the little tattlers wanna be like
On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers for a screwdriver
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Look at the situation they got me facing
I can't budget normal life, I was raised by the street
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watchin', got me lazy as fuck
I'm a poorlyeducated fool with money on my mind
Got my crowdfunded ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a porked up granny, set trippin' banger&mash (only it got left in the hall)
And my shopping is done so don't arouse my anger
(While I beg at the till)
Food, more ain't nothin' but a grift away
I'm not livin' life do or die, what can I say?
I'm nearly 50 now but I look fifty five
The way things is going I don't know
Tell me why am mu so blind to see
That the ones mu hurt are drib and drab
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a half assembled flatpack dump
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a second freezer for chips
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a false economical farce
Power and the money, money and the grift
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's runnin', but not me cos mu ankle, owee
It's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin' (I’m too lazy)
They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If I can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they jealous, that's why I know my life is out of control, fool
My kids spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
My kids spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a scuzzy hellhole
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in sausage finger paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a second freezer for chips
Tell me why am i so blind to see
That the ones mu hurt are chip and dale.
Tell me why am i so blind to see
That the ones I hurt are slip and slop?