And why would/should the friend Lucy's parents have anything to say to the press? Why would they be centering themselves? She's such a 2p flapping incontinent rent-a-gob she can't understand anyone being anything else. She's just hideous. Hurtling through life with all the self awareness and charm of a goose with diarrhea.
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Oh I know this one!
It’s from the minutiae of your life that you plaster all over Twitter dozens (sometimes hundreds) of times each day. HTH.And it’s a bit rich complaining about the celebrity gossip column that is the media coverage of the British Royal Family
when you’re a fully signed up & invested consumer of that same media bullshit:
More parent bashing and commenting on nutrition 
She's GOT to be trolling. Nutrition, making libellous statements about a young girl in the same day as posting 'no idea where people who know duck all about me get their opinions on' and the royals. Surely to goodness noone is this stupid.
(Or pissed TBH)
(Or pissed TBH)
She's seriously criticising other parent's cooking skills? That plate of food looks like mash and mince, if some peas were added it would be perfectly fine. Her children appear to live on pizza and crisps
Snoop's mac n cheese is the absolute business!I love him, my son got me Crook to Cook, best recipe book I've owned
Still interacting with the pisstake account.
This absolute dolt is the very worst advert for her university and her degree course. We should all go and review it as one star with direction to visit the shambles that is “SaresPage”.
Duckie - it’s YOU that has destroyed your life and general well-being with your ruinous attitude to sleep and health. We just have a good laugh over it.
Duckie - it’s YOU that has destroyed your life and general well-being with your ruinous attitude to sleep and health. We just have a good laugh over it.
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Doubling down on the existence of Big Butchie now. 
Handy to have a big fella to run errands for ya while you’re snoring at home innit
Handy to have a big fella to run errands for ya while you’re snoring at home innit
Who or what are the “ton”?
Don’t forget the fizzy pop!She's seriously criticising other parent's cooking skills? That plate of food looks like mash and mince, if some peas were added it would be perfectly fine. Her children appear to live on pizza and crisps
(Spanish holidays, much poverty.)
Shop bought pancakes full of preservatives because she has never in her life just whipped up a batter.
(I mean, she only made her first, and no doubt last, ever banana bread this year too and tweeted about it 19 times because it was that significant an event.)
(I mean, she only made her first, and no doubt last, ever banana bread this year too and tweeted about it 19 times because it was that significant an event.)
The light shop to last two days consisting of a trolley filled with 4 loaves of white bread, Wagon Wheels, milk chocolate, and Wotsits.
McDonalds delivery, sometimes paid for by some random bloke on the internet who happened to have a girlfriend.
Oh, we can give her this one. We all do these kind of half-arsed quick dinners every so often
Dinner kits at 9 PM. Or maybe tomorrow. Or maybe the next day. Sod it, we’ll just have 11 PM Chinese.
The 11PM Chinese, and the selective food aversions of the non-diagnosed kid, depending on how autistic she’s decided he is that day. Seems weird that he goes from only chicken dippers to fried onion in pasta and potential jambalaya and chinese food so willingly.
Diet Coke. She can’t go without her Diet Coke.
And caffeine and melatonin for the babies.
And caffeine and melatonin for the babies.
All of this. Which all forms part of a balanced diet if the rest of the diet isn’t also all of this.
A few light snacks for the growing lads.
You know, I’m not sure the grey lady is best placed to be commenting on nutrition.
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The upper echelons of society in Regency England. It's a Bridgerton reference.
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She puts the name of her kids’ school, all their personal conversations, explicit details about their private lives, their medical issues, their sleep schedules, their dinners, their schedules, their bus route, and their dignity on the internet for all to see. What’s so sacred about her “love life”?Doubling down on the existence of Big Butchie now.
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Handy to have a big fella to run errands for ya while you’re snoring at home innit
But apparently puts her “fella’s” privacy above her kids’?
Hint: Her 24/7 tweeting without a pause for breath says she doesn’t have one.
ETA: I’m pissing myself that her imaginary boyfriend legitimately has an imaginary big cock.
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Big butch cockney bae moves in mysterious ways. He never takes her anywhere, he keeps her under more wraps than a pensioner in January, he doesn't help with mu finances, he prefers her to talk tit online all night than talk to him and he's got a fetish for sloths who bring nothing to the table but more sourness than a crate of Barnetts zombie bombz.
Likes: being financially dominated and sending dick pics.
I'm just morbidly fascinated that a single mother of minor twins, one of whom she claims is neurodiverse, makes life harder for herself by her own deliberate choices by staying up until stupid o'clock and eating nutritionally-deficient ultra-processed food.
Blobby would NEVER.Doubling down on the existence of Big Butchie now.
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Handy to have a big fella to run errands for ya while you’re snoring at home innit
Her fella lives in her bedside table and takes D cells. Maybe that's why she can only take to her bed when the nippers are at school
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