IAmSarahJay #11 Mumchausens-by-Doxxy

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SleevelessSlopSlinger

SleevelessSlopSlinger

Jelly Bean said:
It's quite pathetic now isn't it? 😂
Mind you this is the person who couldn't stay off twitter more than about an hour after she announced she was leaving until July.
And btw there isn't a page where they unmask Tattlers - because that would be ILLEGAL.
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She makes it up as she goes along
 
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Hold my beans

Hold my beans

Her squeezing into her plastic leggins, getting a taxi then scootering around asda is her idea of providing for her babies, it's her primary parental duty and she thinks it makes her a good, hard working mother
 
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griftalo

griftalo

Jelly Bean said:
Why does she always set off when the children are coming home and should be expecting a nutritious meal? She's had all bleeping day.
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I honestly don’t understand it. When I was single parenting the providing of a decent meal took first priority - you know because kids need nutrition to grow. It would be in the slow cooker overnight or cooked in the morning ready to heat later. Ensuring provision of clean clothes next, then housework. Then we might pop in to the co op on the way back from school in the evening to look for reduced stuff to use for the next day. She has no routine whatsoever. It would make me insane in days.
 
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byefeliciax

griftalo said:
As I mobility scoot through the shadow of death

I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left

'Cause I've been griftin' and twattin' so long that

Even mu momma thinks that my mind is gone

But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it (cos I’m no victim witches)

Mu budget like normal folk, you know that's unheard of

You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'

Or you and your homies might get a sausage pointed at them

I really hate to walk but I gotta taxi

As my ankle crack, I see myself in the snack aisle

Fool, I'm the kinda scuzz the little tattlers wanna be like

On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers for a screwdriver

Been spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a griftin’ paradise

Been spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a griftin’ paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a griftin’ paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a griftin’ paradise

Look at the situation they got me facing

I can't budget normal life, I was raised by the street

So I gotta be down with the hood team

Too much television watchin', got me lazy as duck

I'm a poorlyeducated fool with money on my mind

Got my crowdfunded ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye

I'm a porked up granny, set trippin' banger&mash (only it got left in the hall)

And my shopping is done so don't arouse my anger

(While I beg at the till)

Food, more ain't nothin' but a grift away

I'm not livin' life do or die, what can I say?

I'm nearly 50 now but I look fifty five

The way things is going I don't know

Tell me why am mu so blind to see

That the ones mu hurt are drib and drab

Been spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a griftin’ paradise

Been spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a half assembled flatpack dump

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a second freezer for chips

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a false economical farce

Power and the money, money and the grift

Minute after minute, hour after hour

Everybody's runnin', but not me cos mu ankle, owee

It's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin' (I’m too lazy)

They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me

If I can't understand it, how can they reach me?

I guess they can't, I guess they won't

I guess they jealous, that's why I know my life is out of control, fool

My kids spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a griftin’ paradise

My kids spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a scuzzy hellhole

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in sausage finger paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a second freezer for chips

Tell me why am i so blind to see

That the ones mu hurt are chip and dale.

Tell me why am i so blind to see

That the ones I hurt are slip and slop?
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I just pulled muscles I didn’t know I had laughing reading rapping this!

I’m gonna need a mobility scooter myself now, ta @griftalo! It’s going to take me a fortnight now to fill in a PIP form ‘n all and now my kids are going to have to live off Deliveroo. Hope you’re proud of yourself.

ETA: I snorted several times and pee’d a little too. I think that must qualify me for the higher rate of PIP. Aweeee.
 
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griftalo

griftalo

byefeliciax said:
I just pulled muscles I didn’t know I had laughing reading rapping this!

I’m gonna need a mobility scooter myself now, ta @griftalo! It’s going to take me a fortnight now to fill in a PIP form ‘n all and now my kids are going to have to live off Deliveroo. Hope you’re proud of yourself.
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Grift one, I mean cROwDfUnD it. Have you learned nothing from griftila the hun’s tweeting? An’ excuuuuse me sweetheart, you better get those babies some snacks as well, some prime, white bread and swee’ies or you’ll be making em suffer innit.
 
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