My son ( off to uni in September) . Was diagnosed adhd and asd and medication by 7 years of age. Never once thought of claiming dla. He's a fit healthy lad that needed help and guidance. He got that.
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I really don't care what the form is, and you're right sweetheart, it's none of our f*cking business.
One thing's for certain though, you wouldn't take so much time over it if there wasn't a cash incentive
I will never get over the stuff she posts. A grown woman proud she's filled in a form that she's been banging on about for months
Do you think she really is that thick or she’s just baiting for a reaction?
Both. Trying to scare her 200 trolls with the chance it could be the police report and thick
I didn’t even think of her wanting us to think it’s her “police report” I feel sick with cringe. Stupid, lazy and useless - pick a struggle Sare.
Shades of Jack Monroe innit. All these grifters cut from the same crappy cloth.
I got a text message today from the Kent county council saying that if I apply by a date in August, the bus pass (annual fixed fee) will be waiting for my kid when he starts back at school in September.
I wonder if she’ll piss another couple of hundred quid up the wall this year and not bother to apply until Christmas.
I wonder if she’ll piss another couple of hundred quid up the wall this year and not bother to apply until Christmas.
I don’t think they banged fractions and division into her head hard enough! We’ve seen her budgeting skills in real time.
Primary school.
East End. A real rough house. Teachers took no bleeping tit. East End kids. Strict. Bang fractions into our heads. Tough school. Tough teachers.
Primary school.
OK, Coolio.
East End. A real rough house. Teachers took no bleeping tit. East End kids. Strict. Bang fractions into our heads. Tough school. Tough teachers.
Primary school.
OK, Coolio.
Bib: thread title
Any minute now Michelle Pfeiffer is going to pop up and tell her there are no victims in her classroom.
As I mobility scoot through the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
'Cause I've been griftin' and twattin' so long that
Even mu momma thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it (cos I’m no victim witches)
Mu budget like normal folk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'
Or you and your homies might get a sausage pointed at them
I really hate to walk but I gotta taxi
As my ankle crack, I see myself in the snack aisle
Fool, I'm the kinda scuzz the little tattlers wanna be like
On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers for a screwdriver
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Look at the situation they got me facing
I can't budget normal life, I was raised by the street
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watchin', got me lazy as duck
I'm a poorlyeducated fool with money on my mind
Got my crowdfunded ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a porked up granny, set trippin' banger&mash (only it got left in the hall)
And my shopping is done so don't arouse my anger
(While I beg at the till)
Food, more ain't nothin' but a grift away
I'm not livin' life do or die, what can I say?
I'm nearly 50 now but I look fifty five
The way things is going I don't know
Tell me why am mu so blind to see
That the ones mu hurt are drib and drab
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a half assembled flatpack dump
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a second freezer for chips
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a false economical farce
Power and the money, money and the grift
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's runnin', but not me cos mu ankle, owee
It's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin' (I’m too lazy)
They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If I can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they jealous, that's why I know my life is out of control, fool
My kids spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
My kids spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a scuzzy hellhole
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in sausage finger paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a second freezer for chips
Tell me why am i so blind to see
That the ones mu hurt are chip and dale.
Tell me why am i so blind to see
That the ones I hurt are slip and slop?
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
'Cause I've been griftin' and twattin' so long that
Even mu momma thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it (cos I’m no victim witches)
Mu budget like normal folk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'
Or you and your homies might get a sausage pointed at them
I really hate to walk but I gotta taxi
As my ankle crack, I see myself in the snack aisle
Fool, I'm the kinda scuzz the little tattlers wanna be like
On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers for a screwdriver
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Look at the situation they got me facing
I can't budget normal life, I was raised by the street
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watchin', got me lazy as duck
I'm a poorlyeducated fool with money on my mind
Got my crowdfunded ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a porked up granny, set trippin' banger&mash (only it got left in the hall)
And my shopping is done so don't arouse my anger
(While I beg at the till)
Food, more ain't nothin' but a grift away
I'm not livin' life do or die, what can I say?
I'm nearly 50 now but I look fifty five
The way things is going I don't know
Tell me why am mu so blind to see
That the ones mu hurt are drib and drab
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a half assembled flatpack dump
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a second freezer for chips
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a false economical farce
Power and the money, money and the grift
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's runnin', but not me cos mu ankle, owee
It's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin' (I’m too lazy)
They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If I can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they jealous, that's why I know my life is out of control, fool
My kids spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
My kids spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a scuzzy hellhole
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in sausage finger paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a second freezer for chips
Tell me why am i so blind to see
That the ones mu hurt are chip and dale.
Tell me why am i so blind to see
That the ones I hurt are slip and slop?
I do particularly like 'as I mobility scoot through the valley of death' though every line is bloody brilliant
Can we change it to Aldi of deathI do particularly like 'as I mobility scoot through the valley of death' though every line is bloody brilliant
Don’t you know she’s not allowed in the Aldi?!
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