I’m sure I’ve said this before but she reminds me of the time I came back from a holiday to find that someone had spent a week arguing with my out of office.
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“Out of office” is a really good way to describe her.
Maybe she's having a few private days with her totally real fella
Vlad. Always listening
I've been on Tattle a while now, but can someone explain why our Capitalist Overlord is called Vlad?
I assumed it was because it’s a name with “ad” in but I don’t really knowI've been on Tattle a while now, but can someone explain why our Capitalist Overlord is called Vlad?
It’s cos of the canal being a Russian bot farm innit.I've been on Tattle a while now, but can someone explain why our Capitalist Overlord is called Vlad?
I've yet to receive a single Ruble, I'm assuming we get paid in arrears. How long nobody knows.
The rubles are coming he's just got to sort the really long form and first he needs us to buy Crowdfund him a new laptop, money to PayPal obvs no you don't need to see a receipt and anyway here's one from 15 years ago
Jack Monroe squigs decided that Tattle commenters were paid for troll farm bots, likely funded by Russia. So, we ran with it. We are still waiting for our bitcoin paymentsI've been on Tattle a while now, but can someone explain why our Capitalist Overlord is called Vlad?
I think I speak for everyone when I say that I need more detail about this!
Jack Monroe squigs decided that Tattle commenters were paid for troll farm bots, likely funded by Russia. So, we ran with it. We are still waiting for our bitcoin payments
The best thing is that I was working in academia (as per my previous post about herding cats) so this was a highly intelligent person but it went something like
Professor: I have a query about a paper I have written
Out of Office: *standard OOO reply*
Prof: Ugh I hate these automatic replies please don’t sent any more of them to me.
OOO: *standard OOO reply*
Prof: I am irritated. I asked you not to send these.
OOO: *standard OOO reply*
Prof: This really isn’t acceptable.
OOO: *standard OOO reply*
Prof: I’m getting quite cross now
OOO: *standard OOO reply*
Prof: I am indignant and full of rage against the machine
etc
Thank you for enlightening this daft mare. What a great origin story.
#AllHailVlad
#AllHailVlad
This is absolutely Sarah. She’s made up so much stuff that “we’ve” done when we left her alone. She’s literally still lying that 200 people are stalking her.
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Ok, so…
I can get behind enemy lines. And when she locked down, I was happy to not do that and not share her tweets here out of respect for the fact she was trying.
HOWEVER:
Every second tweet is bleeping about us. She’s telling lies upon lies and still checks here every 5 mins. She absolutely LOVES LOVES LOVES the attention these threads give her, because she doesn’t get any elsewhere:
As well as her lies I’ve also added some screeners of things that are bleeping hilarious like her concept of “busy”.
The truth is, she doesn’t want us to stop because then she’ll have nothing and no one
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That stuff about corner shops is just weird anyway. The ones where I live know all the regulars. I’m guessing they just don’t want to talk to her!
Here you go. It never ceases to amaze me that she isn’t embarrassed doing these multiple tweet threads she still gets no engagement on and RT’s herself. I do wonder if she doesn’t have that part of her brain that gives you a sensible amount of shame. The more she tweets, the more mu followers mute her I believe.
I'd love to know why she can't go to the corner shop
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